Alien Isolation Parody

[Ranger03]

Made using Twine

 

Posted Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:12 PM

this is the link:http://twinery.org/2...bc84c7cc4b/play

 

it's not much, but it beats having to code the damn thing

 

[OldSchoolRetroGamer]

I don't get what I am supposed to be seeing at this link? This is what I get? Same thing happened the last time you posted this.

 

 

[OldSchoolRetroGamer]

By this description I am guessing only YOU can see your work? I don't think you can link to it, it is on your system.

 

"Your work is saved only in your browser.

That means you don't need to create an account to use Twine 2, and everything you create isn't stored on a server somewhere else — it stays right in your browser.

Two very important things to remember, though. Since your work is saved only in your browser, if you clear its saved data, then you'll lose your work! Not good. Remember to use that Archive button often. You can also publish individual stories to files using the menu on each story in the story list. Both archive and story files can always be re-imported into Twine.

Secondly, anyone who can use this browser can see and make changes to your work. So if you've got a nosy kid brother, look into setting up a separate profile for yourself."

[Ranger03]

i did not know that it could not be accessed from AtariAge. My goal was to simplify my attempt to make a text adventure using Twine. I'm sorry if you can't access it. Honest mistake. you were supposed to see this:http://twinery.org/2/#!/stories/fc3528eb-6d60-4487-9b1b-6cbc84c7cc4b/play

Edited September 1, 2018 by Ranger03

[OldSchoolRetroGamer]

That....was no better (see screen grab I just did) again I think the issue is what you create exists nowhere except in your OWN BROWSER. Again, from the description on that site "Your work is saved only in your browser. That means you don't need to create an account to use Twine 2, and everything you create isn't stored on a server somewhere else — it stays right in your browser."

 

It's NOT an Atariage issue, it is a LINK issue. You cannot link people to the URL in your browser as what you create is not stored on the site server.

 

You should probably just cut n paste the text instead of trying to link to it.

 

Edited September 1, 2018 by OldSchoolRetroGamer

[Ranger03]

You are on Sevastopol and have decided to explore the area. As is usual of the series, there are dark corridors everywhere and broken machinery. You make a note of this so you can report seegson to OSHA after you leave.
about halfway through, you meet a survivor named Axel and he is in the process of leading you to a freight elevator when a band of very dangerous people show up. You can either shoot them or flee

 

shoot them:

 

This is reality, idiot. You are met with a hail of gunfire as your cover gets gradually shredded away. eventually, a stray bullet finds you and you die.

 

flee:

 

You haul ass and head for the nearest room. You unlock the door that has been sealed and save Axel from a clearly unhinged man. Normally, both of them would need therapy and counseling in addition to psychiatric Evaluations but sadly, he is shot before you can speak a word.

 

border patrol (the incident before the court case)

 

While Alien isolation is a great game, Axel made a very Very, stupid move.
Before the next scene even starts, the Alien breaks down the door, bumrushes axel and tears him to shreds. The alien is then deleted from the game and sent back to it's original area, leaving a very dead, very much torn apart carcass. what do you do?

 

complain to the developer:

 

 

You decide to use the Commodore PET computer and go online, submitting a complaint to Creative Assembly. Said complaint ends up getting on facebook and spreads to the rest of the web. Within days, their sales plummet and all their stocks are destroyed. The lead designer admonishes you on your rash actions but also lets loose a profanity laced tirade against the xeno.

His screams could be heard for days as the xeno, not used to taking criticism, tore him apart

 

Sue xenomorph for murder:

The Xenomorph asks for a translator and continually states that he acted within the game's boundaries, never once breaking scripting. You have 2 golden opportunities to refute this. which do you use?

 

summon Cthulhu: (ending A)

You read up on black magic and perform the ritual. Hours pass. Finally, the judge calls a recess and tells you that outside forces, demonic or otherwise cannot be called to the stand regardless of their stance, because they're very judgment would unbalance reality itself. When Cthulhu does appear, everyone, including the Xenomorph, which is now praying to god for dear life, is wiped out. Case closed, for eternity. I hope you are happy!

 

call Samuels and Taylor to the stand (ending B)

Samuels takes the stand and along with Taylor, goes over the case history, citing Weyland Yutani's greed and desire to capture a Xenomorph. The Xenomorph tried again and again to object but the judge overruled it.
Taylor talked at length about the Company's Special Order 191 and Sevastopol's Special Order 939, how W-Y had listed them as expendable and
still allowed the mission despite the risks. All eyes turned towards the Xenomorph, who could only protest that the very idea was absurd, that it had been raised to follow it's own path and was horrified at what W-Y had done. It begged the court to let it live. The Xenomorph was denied it's request and shot to death by Colonial Marines.

 

I was originally going to go with Raised catholic but decided it would be funnier if the xeno was a loner