I’m glad you’ve been released from TT’s stasis chamber. What you’ve said above means nothing. Compare Wii bowling from 15 years ago and this- one is terrible in every way, and one is not. Even John’s explanation is nonsense as these games are supposed to be “simple”- even for grandma (which by the way is a sexist and misogynistic trope that these scumbags love to roll out), and yet even the die hards have been complaining about the controls.