thanatos

I never could get into those.   Interesting idea though.

Besides, there's no law saying you can't retell a joke you found funny.

That reminds me of the suicide drug: "Effitol".

I'm gonna retell this a few times and see if anyone accuses me of stealing it from thanatos

Is 1% green? I feel like my 1% has always been green.

@Cebus Capucinis I've always thought it was light blue for 1%.  And I just discovered this handy chart via Google images, which seems to confirm my expectations, for me it has always gone red, blue, light blue, and pink.

 

Checking my fridge now. That chart gives me Berenstain universe vibes, if ya know what I mean.

That's a dilemma I face as well, as I have some old board games I'd like to give away in the same way, but just HOW do you find actual kids that would love to have them? A couple of options I've considered but haven't tried, 1) talk to some local  churches, they may have a good handle on some families that would appreciate such a gesture,2) local boys/girls club?

Do not give them away to Goodwill, or Salvation Army type of store, unless you don't care what happens to them. 

Had what might be a good idea, calling the local children's hospital.  They probably have some sort of gaming setups.

Please keep things civil people.

When my computer crashes, I always wanted to do what Garfield is doing bro. 

Unfortunately, Windows dislikes running for prolong periods of time (I’m talking from my own personal experiences here). 420 is a record! Lol I’m surprised your BillyBox didn’t sue you for excessive abuse! Lol

I've thought of that for years, every time I hear the song.  I laughed out loud when I read this!🤣

Hardcore porn shouldn't even be ALLOWED on steam. I thought they had higher standards then this. How i miss 2004

Which ones are your favorite so far? 

@Rick Dangerous if you must know, the one that made me go "Holy crap!" for the fact it exists and is on Steam was "Operation Lovecraft: Fallen Doll"

Beware to anyone easily offended!  This ain't no Custer's Revenge!
 

From that list, I would pick Metroid.  It's much less annoying than the rest of your list.

Thought of another one I had beaten - Kid Icarus, might do that next.   Metroid seems easy with maps.

I've always felt Ninja Gaiden was always pretty easy up until that last bit.  Those bosses, yeah... those'll probably be a pain even with save states.   Maybe rewinds or something might help.   But yep, if you have a map, Metroid isn't hard at all

Oh man, I had the same experience. However, their solid state memory devices ARE pretty awesome...

Oh Jenny, you rascal!

Now I wanna know more!  Are they a corporate type so into their work they didn't even notice?  At any rate you should send them a video of the song, With a note saying "Maybe this will help you memorize it"...

Whisper "Tommy Tutone" in their ear and they still probably wouldn't understand.

Nostalgia can be used for good, or it can screw us up so badly that there's no point in reliving the past.

In my case, Rebuying Goldeneye. Was hyped, so disappointed 

Select Cancel the first life/magic and go for the attack upgrade.  Those Bubble skulls are killable(Lots a stabbing) and worth 50 exp points.  Find exp bags.  Every 6th enemy you kill will drop a potion/exp bag. Once find a 1up on the overworld, don't collect and remember the location. You'll need it for the Great Palace. Remember where red potion in palace are, they respawn upon leaving/entering palace.  One town folks don't know which way is east or west telling you where Payapa Palace is.  I am not Error.

Me:Inside Patrick's Brain - YouTube

That's so infuriating when that happens.  Hopefully it gets there soon!

FedEx is my least favorite domestic carrier, especially FedEx Ground, which is how I assume your package was sent.  Hopefully you have your package soon!

What's funny is that if it's FedEx ground, a friend of mine is the manager of all of the drivers of the local routes - so they'll get immediate feedback if I talk to him.

But they did deliver it. So... job done! Merry Christmas!  

Thanks for the panties.  I've needed some new ones for a while now.

Had a lady tell me the other day that she stayed home from work to get a FedEx package that she missed the day before, note said they'd try the next day. She saw the FedEx truck pull up and the driver got out with NO package and slapped another note on the door and took off!

AWESOME!!!

Been about ten years for me.

Me and my then 4 y/o Grandson got mebbe a good 1/3 of the way thru, a couple of years ago.

I had confidence that my(original)battery wouldn't fail, short test runs had worked out fine.

That was a disappointing day, for sure...

Even worse-I have an Everdrive, just wanted to do it on the real thing...

I've changed/evolved my tastes recently, but SNES Zelda was my "favorite game ever" for a couple decades.

That game and watch sure is tempting, it looks amazing.

It's neat, super small, but playable.  Feels a bit light, they could have added some heavier materials to make it seem less cheaply made.

Also for the price I would think they could have at least included some maps and instructions.  The only included instructions is how to plug it into the charger, and then 4 pages of legalese in multiple languages.  Nothing on how to use it at all.

I saw a whole rack of them at my local Wal*Mart.  I probably should have picked one up while I was there.

What kinda phone you going to? I usually keep a phone 2-3 years max. $200-$300 Android phones usually are only given security updates for a couple years and only get maybe 1 OS upgrade if you're lucky.

I did have a Moto E ($120) for a year then upgraded to a Moto G ($200) and had it 2 years. Then I bought a refurb Google Pixel 2 that I thought I'd be able to use a couple years, but it was a lemon and had to return it. Then I went back to a Moto G for a year or so before getting this Nokia 4.2 2 years ago. It's on Android 10 and sadly last Security patch it got was 8 months ago. 

I went from a Galaxy S7 to a Galaxy S20 FE.  

I don't really worry about security update availability, because I don't install many apps, and don't go browsing unknown sites. 

And yeah, I was heavily annoyed last night while in old man mode just due to all the notifications that started streaming in for all the apps I hadn't yet uninstalled or disabled.  And of course all the needless UX changes that aren't needed.  <shakes fist at cloud>

I love my Samsung Galaxy (I'm too lazy to go look and tell ya which one) almost as well as my previous Samsung Galaxy.  I need a sticker for it that says, "Don't laugh.  It's paid for."  My goal is to hold onto it until the sun explodes.

 🤣 Awesome! 🤣

7800Knight posted that joke yesterday, too.

A joke so nice, it has to be told twice!

If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.

Vocal Coach reacts to Iron Maiden Videos.

STOP reaction to YOUTUBE videos

Actually maybe. Though I broadened out of the specialty in 2013, it's still in my general area. What's wrong with the binding?

PM sent!  Though in 2013, you might not have even run into this issue yet.

Shoot me a PM.  I'm no longer in tech, but may something useful that can be dredged out of my brain.

Hey what was the most popular dance for Americans in 1776?

Indepen-dance.

It was a normal sunday. How was 'George Washington Traitor' day for you?

Is there not room in your heart for two orange tabbies? 😢

@thanatos I like Heathcliff a lot. In fact, one of my favorite books of all time was a Christmas edition regarding him that I still treasure for years called, "Heathcliff's Night Before Christmas".