thanatos

Yes, I get that it's the Onion, and yes, it's a joke. But that doesn't change the fact that Space Invaders didn't have a high score table with initials.

Who hasn't done this at least once?

Are there any "SHT's" around?

...NASA launches new search for less promiscuous astronuts.

Ha ha.. oh man, that show was on cable ALL the time BITD.

Chicken Pox from Outer Space!

And here I was, just about to subscribe...

These are jokes, son

No they're not. Let us pray in the of the VCS, and of the 6502, and of the Holy TIA, Atari!

@Inky - Ok, that one almost made me spit my coffee. Well done!

I cried in Avengers when Batman died.

Mister Rogers killed Thanos!

Hope springs eternal...

But it has his dead skin/DNA all over it; it's priceless.

Well I'm hoping to get something for my ION Drum Rocker kit someday. I'm sure I'll be disappointed

If you drink out of a holy grail cartridge, do you get infinite lives?

I actually like the concept of a "Holy Grail" for your own personal collection...But hate the way eBayers and resellers use the term...Kinda cheapens its meaning...

P.S. Finding the actual Holy Grail would be easier than beating Battletoads!

Sadly, I agree with MrMadDog.

Pictures are pretty, but they load too slowly.

Clippy! View as slideshow! Why won't you answer me Clippy!?

I guess you do not have a significant other?

Ok I removed Soundgammons spoiler... CPUWiz, you asking me? Indeed I do.

I'm thinking about going to see it again now that I know what it is. I mildly enjoyed it the first time but wished it had more sizzle. Maybe on the second viewing I can dig it more.

you mean at Twin Galaxies, the fake news of video game websites?

Yeah, the first place score does look a bit out of place...

I am dying, it is 60F, unreal.

My mom told me back home it went a low 75 degrees and a high of 82.. pretty crazy.

@Flojo, hey we got down to -10, I'm not saying it didn't suck! Just thought I'd try to be funny today.

And if the survey has no method of verification, you need to understand that PEOPLE LIE, especially to other people holding clipboards.

If you don't give the highest rating, you are being negative and negativity is considered bullying and bullying can result in a fine or jail time. Welcome to the future.

I agree with you completely

So... Llamasoft and Atari Inc are friends now???

No switch version either...

It looks cool and all, but it also kinda looks like your roommate is on Molly trying to jerk off to a rave video while you're trying to play Tempest.

Aww.. (downbeat "death" Tron music plays)

I wish I had $$$! Love me some Tron!

Oh man.. ;(

TV + My DVR = True Happiness! I'm through ads w/ a button click and yesterday I actually Wanted to see a couple haha...One for a movie and one for a weedwhacker And TV doesn't target ads to me...I mostly just skip'em!

Plus commercials are part of it,... like when ya watch old shows off of VHS, seeing ads from the '80's is something you don't skip (Strangely enough). But I do wanna kick My Pillow guy in the head!

@Agamon there are 2 tiers for CBS All Access, which I've subscribed to for watching Star Trek Discovery. For $6/month you can watch stuff with ads, for $10/month there are no ads. I figured if I'm going to give them money, I might as well not see the ads.

@Kaeru I don't care about March Madness either!

it drives me crazy! it seems like netflix changes their UI every other week when all I want to see is what is on my flippin' list lol

I like the bar. I think it is an improvement and allows me to find stuff easier. If you click on "my stuff" in the bar it shows you a full page of your items instead of just putting them on one row.

I hear that AtariBox is trying to make it more mom-friendly.

The hair or the fish?

Have you ever been mulled by a trollop?

^If not ya should

Haha... That is good. "Many have tried to lo-ball, all have failed." I guess so...

That's hilarious. The dude ought to post better pics if he wants that much. Looks like he took those pics with a circa 2002 flip phone. Crappy pics hide flaws. Plus the all CAPS is douchey. He probably has a mullet.

You're just keepin it real

@Jaybird - That's about how old this is. Built in 2008. But it was a $2500 monster then.

Word

Maybe if you were to abbreviate Intelligent Television somewhat or maybe just take half of each word ... Hmmmm

Telegent?

No...GentVision! hahaaa! And I'm only 11 months late with this comment!

Twitch.tv is a very foreign land to me.

Ever see that movie 24 Hour Party People? Eventually DJs (as in people playing records) were "The Band"...Seems he's found a way to be involved in video games without the effort of actually playing...Not for me. He's missing the point entirely.

Hm, not the one I was thinking of. It was an arcade like run and gun I think.

Destruction Paper by masschamber

That was it, thanks!

Run to the left instead!

Strangely enough I played this game once way back at an arcade in Berkeley in 1985 or so. I was blown away and I swear my hazy memory remembers the marquee at that time actually said, "Moon Patrol II" or something like that. So glad for the internets and to be able to play it again all these years later. It is an awesome game, but yeah thank goodness for modern day save states when playing it via an emulator.