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  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Days_of_Christmas The 12 days of Christmas are the days between Christmas and Epiphany (January 6th). Most people think the wisemen came at Christmas and that the 12 days are preceding Christmas.
    1. purduecrum

      purduecrum

      It is too bad that the commercialization of Christmas has made me tired of Christmas music before the Christmas season (according the church calendar) has even begun! I guess Advent doesn't bring out that spending spirit!

  2. Do you want to play?

  3. Enjoying a little Run C&W

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Enjoying the runs?

    2. Grig

      Grig

      I'm enjoying a little Run DMC

    3. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      Check your PMs.

  4. I have just pissed in my pants...and nobody can do anything about it.

    1. Shawn

      Shawn

      skip to 3:22 of that video to make sense of Ax's non-sense..lol..

       

  5. I've got strength of the soul And no one's gonna bend or break me I can reach any star, I've got faith I've got faith, faith of the heart.

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    2. OBO

      OBO

      Yes, you gotta have faith, faith, faith. Faith, faith, faith.

    3. Corby
    4. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'm talking to the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change a $10.

  6. If they made human size priority flat rate boxes I'd ship my self over for a visit. :D

    AX

  7. Isn't is grand boys to be bloody well dead?

    1. dustfilledhobo

      dustfilledhobo

      I love the Clancy Brothers!

    2. Razzie.P

      Razzie.P

      Wow. Thanks for this! Never heard this before and now I have a feeling I'll be spending all week showing it to anyone who'll listen

       

  8. It's okay to be Takei

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    2. Havok69

      Havok69

      I'd rather be Shatner...

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      What about evil Spock

    4. Grig

      Grig

      that was just soo ... takei

  9. Let all the dreamers wake the nation.

  10. Merry New Year! Beef Jerky Time!

  11. My wife broke the spatula making lunch. I guess it's time for a trip to: SPATULA CITY!

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    2. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      I don't even have to click on the link, nor read the comments. I know exactly what you're talking about. LOVE THAT MOVIE!

    3. CGQuarterly

      CGQuarterly

      OK kids... Let's go!

    4. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      ...and that's all!

  12. She's a mixed up son of a bitch!

  13. The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you?

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    2. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Ax, let's do lunch; have your girl call my girl.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "Leave your message with my girl, I'll have lunch with your machine"

    4. MagitekAngel

      MagitekAngel

      "You know what the three big lies are, don't you? 'The check is in the mail,' 'I'll still respect you in the morning,' and 'The Keyboard will be out in spring.'" -Jay Leno at Mattel's 1981 Christmas Party: the only time he was ever funny, for the record.

  14. They call it picking your brain when someone asks questions. So what are they doing if they are picking your nose?

  15. Well I ain't jolly, I'm just good lookin'

    Gonna fill your stocking right on time, eat your cookies, then leave some gifts behind.

    It's Santa, Santa Time! Thirsty for milk and it's sleighin' time. oh Ho oh Ho, Ho yeah!!!

    1. Jason Hay

      Jason Hay

      that's just because you do awesome work! Everyone wants to get a piece =D

    2. Corby

      Corby

      k soo....are you done yet??

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Ax, I just printed that out for my techs to put in their shop. So true.

    1. cncfreak

      cncfreak

      Sounds like the intro came right out of a 70's crime drama show

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