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They just have to.

Tempest talks a lot of smack. Let's see him answer my puzzle. Of course, he can't. This dumb clown can't complete anything. Think of it. He can't complete a video game he started, claims to unearth some lost prototypes and posts fake pics of them on his board. I don't see YOU solving anything. C'mon, if you are so smart, try to solve my puzzle. Or, you can keep your French snoot in the air and merely put others down. Later, crumpet boy!

But, you are on the right track. Think of where the final resting place of those games might be. Then, take it from there.

Again, we are waiting for the answer to the latest Robsterpuzzle. Someone must know. Right?

Actually, Mattie, that is not wehat happened. You spouted your mouth off, saying that you were this great designer because you coded for a whole THREE YEARS and you derved some respect. And anyone who could not give it to you was wrong. Then, because the Robsterman made you cry, you threw a hissy fit, and asked the mods to ban the Robsterman. About you throwing a hissy fit? Yep, history is repeating itself. What? You mean nobody has answered the latest Robsterpuzzle? Are you kidding me?

A brief history. The OLD Robside (as you can see by clicking the first link on my page) generated THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts. As a result, moderators were needed on a full-time basis. After a while, the responses were too overwhelming and the old Robside had to shut down. Then, the requests came. At first, the NEW Robside was restrictive, hence, the low turnout. As you can see, lately, the post number has increased. I would like to thank the free post of my board on here. As you now can see, the Robside is awesome. Take a look at all of them links. And the Robsterman's three books. He is awesome. As far as Tempest goes, dude, grow up. I razzed you a bit when you were younger, and you know what happened. No need to rewrite old history. But, you know what happened. As for the rest of you, what's the answer to the Robsterpuzzle?

Congrats to Mojo for his solving the Robsterman's word puzzle. He has earned his special Robsterman message, and he is currently enjoying the Maze of Madness game. However, my mailbox is being flooded by people who are upset that they, too, cannot play the Maze of Madness. And so, the Robsterman has another puzzle for you. Solve it, if you can. FINAL RESTING PLACE OF ALIEN BOXES REMOVE ALL RIGHT ANGLES REMOVE ALL VOWELS SAVE FOR OCULAR ONES First correct answer gets a copy of the Maze of Madness with a BRAND-NEW customizable Robstermessage. Keep the faith, The Robsterman

Mojofltr wins! Mojofltr wins! Now, this message is JUST FOR Mojofltr. The latest Maze of Madness game is available by clicking the link below. Enjoy!!! This comes with the as-promised special Robstermessage. http://robsterman.hyperboards.com/index.cg...&num=1059521740

Another hint for the Robsterman word puzzle. Each game begins with a different letter.

remember, the remaining letters spell a message

All letters in the word puzzle represent other letters. A few hints: 1. There are 26 letters in the alphabet 2. There are 26 games in the puzzle. 3. The number "27" has a special significance. Think of the numbers in this puzzle. Think of any games that have numbers in them, especially the numbers zero and five. Then, use that as your basis for solving the puzzle. Hope this helps, Robsterman

Unflushable Turd The Robsterman finds this game strangely addictive. However, the impossibility of flushing the turd does lower the rating a bit. And yet, the cameo of Mario in his plumber's garb is a nice touch. Rating=870/100

So far, all of you geniuses have found ZERO games. C'mon, there must be someone who can find at least ONE game.

The NEW Robside has its latest review... Dogshit and Diamonds. Personally, the Robterman liked the original. Howver, the concept of scratching through the poop to obtain those nuggets was an interesting concept. Also, in the mode of the Mr. Do arcade game, if you do find a diamond, you get a "free game". Rating=80/100

Are there numbers in the Robsterpuzzle? Yes. Is there a reason? Yes. Again, this is tough. Try it and see.

Hey, whoever can do it, try to find all 26 video games for the Atari 2600.

Check it out!!! Find all 26 Atari 2600 video games. Then, with the leftover letters spell the special Robstermessage.

Reviewer #4 --------------- Liveinabin High-Level ------------ Is some classic X-rated freakazoid who likes scanning pictures of them 50s women and posting them on carts. Also, lbel had to have been one of the worst the Robsterman has ever seen. It is so gay. The Atari Elvis would love it. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Update the photo scans. Horse and buggies are not the current mode of transportation. (2) Don't use a "dummies" book for art design. (3) Never dare the Robsterman Rating =10/100

Review #3 Tempest -- Has a job ------------------------ High-Level ------------ Hey, he has a job. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Don't be so snooty. (2) Don't be so insecure. (3) Finish what you start. Are we going to see that 5200 game this century?

Tempest is to be reviewed next.

Dude, the review has already been written. Check out the NEW Robside. I think I gave it a 90/100. It is awesome.

Thanks, dude. By the way, great job on the RPG game. When will it be released.

Tempest asks if the 70s were cheesy. Are you kidding me? The 70s DEFINED cheesiness. We're talking lime-green, short-sleeved leisure suits. We're talking people sounding cool if they used the word "groovy." We're talking orange sunglasses. CHEESY!!! As for Adrian's point of substance, that is a fair and valid one. So, here's the deal. For those of you who are looking for a review, we're talking a real, substance-filled Atari 2600 review for a game you cannot find one for, ask the Robsterman for one, and he will provide. It is Christmas, after all. Keep the faith, Robsterman

Review #1 The Robsterman -- Designer of the Maze of Madness ------------------------------------------------------------- High-Level ------------ Claims to have written the most Atari 2600 reviews. Boy, do they suck! I mean, they aren't even real reviews. They really suck. They are no better than 20/100. Make that 20/1000. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Lose all of the attractive women who pay him to sleep with them. (2) Give us the tell-all story about his "meeting" with Carol Shaw, designer of River Raid. (3) Write some real friggin' reviews. I am a SERIOUS GAMER, dammit! I want serious reviews! (4) Give us more exclusives, like that PeterJackson one about the Hobbit. Review #2 Thomas Jentschz -- Designer of Thrust --------------------------------------------- High-Level ------------ His first attempt at an Atari 2600 game was pretty decent, and it did receive a 70/100. Not bad. Way too serious. Writes as if he drank too much bitter bear. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Should refer to himself as Tommy J. (2) Lighten up. Christmas is a great time. (3) Reverse the blocking position. Make sone think of colons.

Of course, the Robsterman is going for laughs. People, this is a VIDEO GAME topic. Games? Fun? Laughs? People take things way too seriously. If we are going to write an Atari review, by God, let's make it a REAL, SERIOUS review. None of this humor stuff. I want to read about Pitfall Harry and I want a no-muss, no-fuss review. We even go so far as use an oxymoron, such as "serious" gamer. What is a "serious" gamer? One who is serious about having fun? Are you kidding me? I remember once that I posted that the NEW Robside has the most Atari 2600 reviews, and there was an uproar. A cry for the Robsterman's head. How dare he say that! They are not real reviews! He is offending my taste in the Atari 2600. People, please! Then, people were wondering if the Robsterman is serious? So, here's the truth. The Robsterman LOVES the Atari 2600. He grew up on it. He was hooked on Yar's Revenge. He threw E.T. out of his 7th Floor apartment window (when did ET encounter so many pits). He had soap put in his mouth for using the F word after he spent thirty dollars for Pac Man. One of the proudest days of the Robsterman was when carol Shaw, designer of River Raid went to visit the Robsterman's school. Again, the reviews are written in the cheesy mode of the 70s. They are meant to be cheesy. Perhaps, the Robsterman needs to review the reviewers. Perhaps. And relax. Keep the faith, Robsterman P.S. To the guy who blocked me, dude, just because I gave your Thrust game a 70/100, relax and chill. And if you are going to block me, I, the Robsterman, may decide to block you. But, even for you, a pro-blocker person, you too, are a person who the Robsterman asks to keep the faith.