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  1. jeremiahjt

    I refereed a kickball tournament yesterday for about 6 hours for free, and I will never do that again.  It is amazing how adults act sometimes.  I only got cussed out once, but I had players arguing with me plenty of times.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Adult children? Sounds like them Adult Babies I hear about in creepier corners.

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  2. AtariNerd

    It is too hot to think of doing anything the requires any exertiion, here, today! 108F/42C degrees + forecasted.

  3. x=usr(1536)

    Who likes short shorts?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

       

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  4. Rick Dangerous

    Playing Ducktales on the NES.  And Home Alone which is surprisingly fun. 

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      And the winner for "spit take typo of the day" is.....

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  5. Cebus Capucinis

    EXCELSIOR!!!!!

  6. 7800Knight

    If the Scooby Doo gang solves mysteries for a living...why do we not see them get paid?

     

    After all, the Mystery Machine has to need gas sooner or later!

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      "Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free!"

       

      Well we all know who's getting TWO of those three out of the equation..... coughcough Fred and Shaggy coughcough

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  7. Corby

    Pulled the trigger! 

    Marc Rodriguez Fun GIF

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Pulled the battery (from your truck)!

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  8. dudeguy

    T or A? Ive always been an A guy myself. I can appreciate T's if theyre above and beyond but the A is where my eyes usually go to first

  9. jeremiahjt

    Does anybody else ever get CapitanClassic and DrVenkman mixed up?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I resent that "irregular" comment. I'm nothing of the sort, thanks to Metamucil.

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  10. jeremiahjt

    Does anybody else ever get CapitanClassic and DrVenkman mixed up?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I just imagine they're both actually Bill Murray. Makes it easier.

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  11. Spriggy

    If a Taco falls in a Tacorea and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Donny Dallarico drove up in his Porsche so someone did hear it.

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  12. Cebus Capucinis

    I am a grown ass adult.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I like normal human sized butts and I cannot lie

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  13. Cebus Capucinis

    I am a grown ass adult.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      By that I mean I got ass implants. My ass has finally grown to full size!

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  14. Cebus Capucinis

    It's all so tiresome.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Did you get your colon retreaded after that? Sounds like the endpipe was a little too slippery there.

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  15. Cebus Capucinis

    It's all so tiresome.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      All of it!

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  16. bent_pin

    @Albert Thanks for the site and all the hard work. AtariAge has a new subscriber.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Can my loss be someone else's loss? Looking for someone to pay my mortgage specifically. :D

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  17. thanatos

    All these buffet incident mentions remind me of the old macaroni and beef email forward.  (Language warning!)

    https://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

  18. masschamber

    I know it's garbage, but why do I keep playing Resident evil 2 on the game.com?

  19. Cebus Capucinis

    Today is the anniversary of the incident I had at a Showbiz Pizza in Sheboygan. I have anxiety remembering how I lost control.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      By "lost control," I mean I was employed to control the band. I don't want to get into details, but they had to completely replace the entire flooring to the foundation and that address still receives sympathy cards for the families.

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  20. jeremiahjt

    I just got the Shuttle Commander rank on 2600 Space Shuttle, and man am I pumped about it.

  21. Cebus Capucinis

    I could really go for an Eastern European buffet right now.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Although there's a ton of whimsy in imagining a Uzbekistani Peter Piper Pizza, with Yakov the Yak leading the animatronic Mongolian throat singing band while management escorts a fat, sweaty man weighing 300+lb out the door, a pile of broken plates and pizza crumbs trailing behind him....

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  22. Cebus Capucinis

    I could really go for an Eastern European buffet right now.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      That's why I think it wasn't in that part of the world (if it's not an outright lie), lol and that it was an Eastern European focused buffet somewhere else.

       

      Basically I'm trying to trigger the AI chatbot to spin a yarn.

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  23. Cebus Capucinis

    I could really go for an Eastern European buffet right now.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I mean who's to say it's not one? Buncha PRUDES, that's who!

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  24. Razzie.P

    Amusing to see people so determined to argue every single point, that they're now arguing with the people who agree with them.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      It's like egocentric bipolarism. "YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE ALSO WRONG, YOU FOOL!" I find that if you put a small handful of people on ignore it generally goes away, as it's definitely a "rogue's gallery" originating it.

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  25. digdugnate

    Nate's whine for today: "Used car prices are too damn high!"

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Too Damn High Rent GIF by gifnews

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