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Cebus Capucinis

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  1. Got to experience the local emergency room early this morning! I have pyelonephritis in both kidneys. Worst pain I've ever felt in my life!

  2. It's been fun, all. Winding down activity, so I'll still answer a PM or two for a bit before shuttering the doors.

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Is it because AtariAge will no longer allow us to post nude photos of ourselves?

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I've found something much, much better to invest my time and energy into, we'll just leave it at that.

    4. HOME AUTOMATION

      HOME AUTOMATION

      I can't give-it-away on seventh avenue.:evil:

  3. I am a grown ass adult.

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    2. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      I said wrenching, not wenching

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      I like normal human sized butts and I cannot lie

    4. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      As a fraternal other, I cannot deny this

  4. You wanna know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?

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    2. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      Doesn't that frost your balls!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I got this one.

       

      @Max_Chatsworth

       

      Check it!

       

      Gorf Arcade!

    4. Max_Chatsworth

      Max_Chatsworth

      @GoldLeader Ok..cool. So it's a more hifi reboot of the old 2600 Gorf!   I remember when that game hit my local Showbiz Pizza(2nd one in the country!) Me and my brother were like "No way! It has Space Invaders AND Galaxian in one game!"  

  5. I often wonder, now that homebrews are more widespread, whether some creators intentionally make low numbers to artificially inflate the rarity.

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      I blame you ape boy

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I don't know what a ho-meb-rew is, but it sounds weird and I want nothing to do with it.

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      I never supported the doner carts thing. Don't care how common something is.

  6. I am utterly convinced that Panera stays in business only due to the "inoffensive and bland office lunch" market.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      We got one here in the last year or two...Never been there.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I'm not surprised they're located in upper class locations.   I know of one in a snooty, rich area. 

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      The only use I've found for Panera (outside of emergency WiFi when travelling): they do a decent-but-not-amazing clam chowder in a bread bowl on Fridays.  If nothing else in the immediate area seems appealing, it's doable, but if there are other options I'll generally just move on down the road to someplace more interesting.

       

      And I've always wondered if the same people who designed their store interiors also did doctors' office waiting rooms in the late '90s / early 2000s.  Similar colours, textures, even the furniture has that trying-to-be-nice-but-it's-still-institutional feel to it.

  7. My wife won't let me buy the ULTIMATE DECOR for our house. (See reply).

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      He's gonna be my new pool boy. :D She leaves for a couple days for some dance festival thing this week, that is when I strike.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      She will probably just use him for target practice :mad:

    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Make up some piece of paper, make it yellow and copy some cryptic symbols from a movie and a warning in English wrapped around said paper.  "If he enters your house, he must not leave!" - "You have been warned.".  Stuff it into something on the monkey and "discover" it.

  8. Has anyone tried that "emissions pass" additive? Gotta take my '85 CJ7 in this month and I'm too lazy to mess with the carb right now. (Though if that pass stuff breaks the law or something I'll get off my keister and do it)

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Nope, sadly. I believe you do get unlimited attempts though, and testing with MVD is only $10.

    3. Shawn

      Shawn

      Put some high test gas in it and burn it off on the highway. Should clean out any extra carbon that would be trouble on a test.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I've always heard running a can of Sea Foam (additive) will absolutely work wonders and help you pass emissions....Guess I'm lucky I live here,  we don't have emissions tests.

  9. Headed to Flea Market Montgomery - I hear it's just like a mini mall!

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    2. greencoman

      greencoman

      Montgomery in which state?

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Sammy Stephens must have a nation-wide career now. That's actually pretty awesome for a guy who made a cheesy commercial!

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      His eyes about to pop out any second.

  10. Ever wonder what AtariAge would be like in "Bizarro" Land?

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    2. Zedex
    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Random Terrain would be the sane, rational voice of milquetoast reason.

    4. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Instead of a corn thread, there'd be a banana thread.

  11. According to a certain AA member, my new job is nothing but euthanizing 500 animals a day.

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    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      Crickets and feeder goldfish don't count.

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Oops! Nice knowin' you guys!

      Sorry Al, just defending my homeboy.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      LOL, it's just a joke anyway. At least I hope he is joking.

  12. is 95% no longer jobless! Just have to get district manager approval and pass background check!

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    2. MegaManFan

      MegaManFan

      Hope you got the job Cebus - best of luck!

    3. A_Locomotive

      A_Locomotive

      Whats the job?

       

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Department Manager for Office Depot. Nothing amazing and it's just a front-line retail job but it's perfect for me to go back to school.

  13. It's a....a....a....BUBBLOPE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    2. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      The Bubblope - A creature native to the online community, Though never particularity wanted, it symbolizes death and destruction to precious cargo.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!"

    4. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      I really hope you are joking. A boxed Air Raid isn't cheap, you would think the seller would know to ship something that sells that high better than that.

  14. PAC MAN

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Pac-Man always dashes.

    3. Corby

      Corby

      who's Pacman???

    4. OBO

      OBO

      Why isn't pac-man in the league with superman, batman, spiderman ???

  15. Herpy derp! Change out the fuses! Centipede cocktail for $75 is working great now aside from slight monitor issues (thinking it's just a degauss needed)

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      If I didn't, CPUWIZ would.... :D

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Or should I say, CPUWIZ would of?

    4. Ed Siegler

      Ed Siegler

      Is thinking about banning this guy!

  16. $1500 to rebuild the suspension on my Camry....

     

    But mechanic says everything else is perfect mechanically, not bad for 232k miles!

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Agreed! I also take an environmental position regarding cars. I think people treat cars like disposables when the materials used to build a new car offsets the minor gain in fuel efficiency, and since this Camry is still getting 26-28mpg, it's better for the planet to keep it running as long as possible and get a new car only when I NEED one, rather than when I WANT one.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I remember rushing to the store in that Camry, to get Cathi stuff for her wound and we bought a shitload of beer in the process.  LOL

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Hahaha we got like 60 Tecate and the damn store didn't have cartons of smokes so we bought like 10 packs......

  17. THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!

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    2. Dave Neuman

      Dave Neuman

      I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

    3. raskar42

      raskar42

      stay away from the cans!

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      How long does it take to flush down the toilet?

       

  18. I think I've made up my mind and I'm going to sell my collection and move on.

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    2. BDW

      BDW

      Feel free to dump the collection, but dont leave the forums. We've been shooting the shit for more than 10 years dont break my heart like this

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      You can subtract the 7 year prison sentence from that.

    4. BDW

      BDW

      Engineering school, prison, let's be honest what's the functional difference?

  19. is a little sad to be going back to Albuquerque tomorrow morning.....

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      One more year and I can GTFO of that town..... :D

    3. Grig

      Grig

      whatever you do, don't move to California - stupid shithole of a state

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      ASUS is in Fremont, so I may end up there. However a new avenue just opened up while on vacation, so I may end up in Phoenix.

  20. Steve Jobs just passed. :(

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    2. SRGilbert

      SRGilbert

      Wow, terrible news indeed. :(

    3. Emehr

      Emehr

      I'm very saddened by this news. He was a unique individual. There are not enough visionaries like him in the world. Thanks, Mr. Jobs for all you've brought to the world.

    4. atarian63

      atarian63

      Sad indeed,an awful way to die as well. very sad. not really a visionary though.More of a cult. I own no apple products and never have.

  21. FedEx loses yet ANOTHER package. This time my Legends Pinball. :mad: They have lost, no joke, EVERY package sent to me in the past 6 months.

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    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      Wow, that doesn't even make sense!

       

    3. wongojack

      wongojack

      Sure it makes sense.  Someone in the chain stole it.

    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Yep. That's likely what happened to my previous packages. They all at least made it to the AZ distribution center then *poof*. This time sticky hands between IL and AZ.

  22. Chocolate covered raisins....or chocolate covered peanuts? ?

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      chocolate covered..... chocolate!

    3. DoctorSpuds
    4. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      to quote Stewie Griffin: "Yeah, that's what kids want in their chocolate, fruit."  lol

       

      (peanuts)

  23. HEY GUYS WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO PORT GEARS OF WAR 3 TO THE ZX SPECTRUM!??!?!

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Sure, do it as a top-down scrolling shooter like Commando or the Master System's Rambo. It'd be cool!

    3. Austin

      Austin

      Dude, totally.

    4. Zedex

      Zedex

      Don't forget about Ikari Warriors....

  24. It's all so tiresome.

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    2. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      no but my boss blamed it on me somehow. guy was a piece of shit. he got fired not long after that

    3. Lord Mushroom

      Lord Mushroom

      Overworked? Midlife crisis?

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Off the top of my head (so I could be wrong) I believe he's quoting Wayler from a Creamhoven thread...

  25. I'm trying to sell a Jaguar in the Marketplace among other things. See my thread! But I can't figure it out....is the Jaguar 32 bit or 64 bit?

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    2. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      It's a sixtythirtyfourtytwody-bit system.

       

    3. 2600 Forever

      2600 Forever

      What I want to know is, can you copy the discs and carts?

    4. GreenDayRlz

      GreenDayRlz

      No, you don't add the bits together, Then NES would be 16 bit and SNES would be 32 bit. It's 32bit with 64bit math abaility. I'd say 32bit.

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