ValkerieSilk

and Asia, Just because half the time the slow boat sinks.

Great update, would read again. RARE A++++++

I think at some point in time (or maybe still) there was a sentence in a wall of text on my Myspace page that said my grandparents never had any kids.

I remember it from Archie Comics, in the GAG BAG section, but even then I was pretty sure it wasn't original to them.

Such a Dad Joke.

Hmmmmmm

I bet it smells like cigarette smoke, too.

wish it were that nice in nebraska but it's been rainig for a while

@Trip2018: A beautiful state non the less...

No place to surf here but the web! Have fun!

It's only 9 AM here.

please

It's 5 O'Clock somewhere... just ask Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet.

Agreed! He's right about the venture capitalists saddling them with debt too.

Just label them all #1.

Just so it's a "Launch Edition"...

Does it have artificially mismatched serial numbers?

Only the ham...

Someone who knows what they're doing might be able to fix this with ease.

Too bad, the cat ate it.

Maybe someone ought to make an Edith. And she can play a song badly on a piano.

Also an Elton john song about that

Also an Elton john song about that

But you just now, opened the box and plugged in the console for testing - right?

This is brand new, but I just opened it to make sure it's no longer new... lmao

Yeah, I don't know, the seal on this status update doesn't look real.

comes after Thursday, most weeks

Ahhh... So there's a chance!

That sucks. You guys roll your own servers? Happy birthday BTW.

Only the ones with wheels...

LOL

Yep broken like most micro $oft updates, please use the hot fix instead...

sorry I had to respond with a different computer.. the hotfix frazzeled something..

Ya know I tried to LOL at this update...But I could only O

How did that smiley face get on my handlebars?

And to you Sir!

I think SinFire can go good in coffee (just like bourbon and/or Amaretto)...Or hot chocolate, or hot spiced cider...Maybe cocktail is the wrong word...It's a Spicer Upper haha!

Now I know who licked all of my Scotch tape.

Yeah sorry about that...I saw the word Scotch, and well, you know how I get.

Why do they run? Haha...My only question is why do they wait until the last day to run?

It still needs more cowbell.

If jaybird3 wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell...

Stop killing cows to make bells! Save a cow, ring a doorbell.

Adult owned? Or has a teenager been spinning the tires all day long?

After L@@K!'ing I'm not sure whether or not this status is RARE. And does it come from a pet free home? I'm allergic to cat fur but I don't mind getting statuses that smell like dog.

No, and it was owned by smokers.

Good luck with that there Faber-ezze!

Do you think it's worth signing up for Netflix to see it?

I mean it looks Great and I'd probably dig it.

Yes, worth signing up for a month (or maybe get through it on a free trial).

What you talkin' 'bout 'gain?