Chuck D. Head

Why do you keep saying eye captain? Why not nose or mouth captain?

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Ataribox will support "classic gaming content".

Husband: "Your butt and the back of your legs look like balloons filled with cottage cheese." Wife: "Then we make a good pair. Your silly sack smells like sour milk and your pathetic little 3 incher smells like a dead cow rotting in the middle of a field full of manure. By the way, I want a divorce."

Feel free to use my status update to continue the Coleco discussion now that the thread has been locked...

I see you peeping at my profile!

Picked up my first double-ender a few days ago, but having a bit of trouble inserting it...

Damn, that puppymonkeybaby ad was the worst Super Bowl ad ever. No contest.

Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

I'm a PEEKer, I'm a POKEer. I'm a midnight coder. I type my programs and hit RUN.

AT&T buying DirecTv for $48B. One step closer to Rollerball style Corporate dominance. Wait, will I be able to bundle my cell service and satellite?

The Man: "What?!! Keith Crisco is going to concede to Clay Aiken? Bump him off and make it look like an accident. We'll make sure Crisco wins so we'll have a better candidate to run against Renee Ellmers." http://www.thewire.com/politics/2014/05/keith-crisco-clay-aikens-congressional-opponent-has-died/362114/

Protip!: At a 4-way stop, always be the "considerate" driver and politely wave others to go before you

I just got a call from a recruiter I've been working with and got a job offer! It's for Citizen's Bank, office/data process work. Full time, 8-5 M-F, $14/h It's only promised to last 5 months, but the chances of getting pernamently employed somewhere in Citizens of this are pretty good. Assuming background/credit check passes (it should) I'd start the 21st.

Anyone in Vegas looking for a Sony Trinitron studio monitor? There is a sweet PVM-20 in great cosmetic shape for $49 at the Tropicana Goodw

Anyone in Vegas looking for a Sony Trinitron studio monitor? There is a sweet PVM-20 in great cosmetic shape for $49 at the Tropicana Goodw

@beebertracker = JB out of jail with only $2,500 bond. He will get away scott-free. Gotta love his garbage-bag pants. Send him back where thou art came from! Gotta get some publicity, gett'n old. Yesserdaze nooz.

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Hello Kitty stickers to make it look good....

Waiting for snow...

Business Executive: "People, we no longer do handshakes at this company. We have officially transitioned to explosive fisting." Employee: "Sir, I think that's called an exploding fist bump." Business Executive: "Explosive fisting is already in all of our company literature, so that's what we'll continue to call it."

Happy Turkey Day, from someone who can't find anyone else in his city that is celebrating today.

HEEEE'S BAAAAACK! http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/26/247314265/if-you-must-fry-a-turkey-listen-to-william-shatner-first

Gonna call in sick for the first time in forever. Sneezy all morning and tired.