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Chuck D. Head

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  1. Why do you keep saying eye captain? Why not nose or mouth captain?

  2. Tempest is back for a limited time only.  Stop by AA and get moderated by Tempest today!

    Tempest may not be available in your country, check with your local tribal elders concerning pertinent prophecies and portents.  Tempest is generally well tolerated by most people.  Ask your doctor if being moderated by Tempest is right for you before posting something stupid.  Don't get moderated by Tempest if you are allergic to snark or extreme sarcasm. Being moderated by Tempest may cause embarrassment, loss of self esteem, loss of community standing, loss of posting privileges, and in certain rare cases banning.  Tempest is not to be taken internally.  Do not taunt Tempest.

    Tempest.  You've tried the best, now try the rest!

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      May cause bleeding from the ass.  Do not use if you are allergic to Tempest. 

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  3. Ataribox will support "classic gaming content".

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      The pessimist in me says the biggest implication of this means that the current version of "Atari" will soon be protecting their IP Cardildo style.

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  4. Husband: "Your butt and the back of your legs look like balloons filled with cottage cheese." Wife: "Then we make a good pair. Your silly sack smells like sour milk and your pathetic little 3 incher smells like a dead cow rotting in the middle of a field full of manure. By the way, I want a divorce."

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Sorry this happened to you RT. Take some time to find yourself then get yourself back on the market. Forget that zero and find yourself a hero!

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  5. Feel free to use my status update to continue the Coleco discussion now that the thread has been locked...

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      sad, but at least I will be more productive today...

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  6. I see you peeping at my profile!

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Did you ever get the pee smell out of your profile?

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  7. Picked up my first double-ender a few days ago, but having a bit of trouble inserting it...

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      To clarify; Spike's Peak/Ghost Manor had trouble going into my 7800. Was able to penetrate Junior just fine, though.

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  8. Damn, that puppymonkeybaby ad was the worst Super Bowl ad ever. No contest.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      It was a terrible commercial. And I went right out on Monday and bought a can of grape Kickstart. Funny how that works.

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  9. Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      ....and I still aint made up my mind about Cleveland

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  10. Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Rapscallions sounds like a ripoff of the California Raisins

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  11. Most folks call 'em green onions but they're really scallions.

  12. I'm a PEEKer, I'm a POKEer. I'm a midnight coder. I type my programs and hit RUN.

  13. AT&T buying DirecTv for $48B. One step closer to Rollerball style Corporate dominance. Wait, will I be able to bundle my cell service and satellite?

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Comcast just spent $45B on Time Warner, so they may not have been in a position to do it. This deal is pretty much a direct (heh) response to that one.

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  14. The Man: "What?!! Keith Crisco is going to concede to Clay Aiken? Bump him off and make it look like an accident. We'll make sure Crisco wins so we'll have a better candidate to run against Renee Ellmers." http://www.thewire.com/politics/2014/05/keith-crisco-clay-aikens-congressional-opponent-has-died/362114/

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Oh my god, I am trying so hard not bto be inappropriate, but any headline that had the words Clay Aiken and Crisco in it, just HAS to have been written to troll me......

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  15. Protip!: At a 4-way stop, always be the "considerate" driver and politely wave others to go before you :)

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      yeah, go if it's your turn, otherwise they just get confised by kindness. I do make eye contact and wave the other guy through if it was a tie or not quite sure.

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  16. I just got a call from a recruiter I've been working with and got a job offer! It's for Citizen's Bank, office/data process work. Full time, 8-5 M-F, $14/h It's only promised to last 5 months, but the chances of getting pernamently employed somewhere in Citizens of this are pretty good. Assuming background/credit check passes (it should) I'd start the 21st.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Nice! That was a pretty quick bounce back, congrats!

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  17. Anyone in Vegas looking for a Sony Trinitron studio monitor? There is a sweet PVM-20 in great cosmetic shape for $49 at the Tropicana Goodw

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Yay! Glad to help,. I would have gotten it , but Would have been a bitch of a thing to check at the airport. Nice condition eh?

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  18. Anyone in Vegas looking for a Sony Trinitron studio monitor? There is a sweet PVM-20 in great cosmetic shape for $49 at the Tropicana Goodw

  19. @beebertracker = JB out of jail with only $2,500 bond. He will get away scott-free. Gotta love his garbage-bag pants. Send him back where thou art came from! Gotta get some publicity, gett'n old. Yesserdaze nooz.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Please do so Albert. I am just glad that it looks like the beginning of the end for the little bastard.

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  20. I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Hello Kitty stickers to make it look good....

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Both obscure references validated in less than an hour; nothing is too random for AtariAge. Now where did my crackpipe get to?

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  21. Waiting for snow...

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Light, fluffy stuff coming down north of Vancouver, so maybe it's headed your way.

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  22. Business Executive: "People, we no longer do handshakes at this company. We have officially transitioned to explosive fisting." Employee: "Sir, I think that's called an exploding fist bump." Business Executive: "Explosive fisting is already in all of our company literature, so that's what we'll continue to call it."

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      I have to watch an explosive fisting webinar this Thursday.

  23. Happy Turkey Day, from someone who can't find anyone else in his city that is celebrating today.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Have a great day anyways, I will devour a drumstick for you!

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  24. Gonna call in sick for the first time in forever. Sneezy all morning and tired.

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Yes, and it's a nice sunny day. Very suspicious.

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