[Top 5 weirdest of Super Mario's enemies]

I like Spike.

[Madalaine's Jello]

Hey man your pictures don't load

 

What's up with that

["Trust me, I know what I'm doing... " :P]

[Madalaine Wins!]

*shudders, flees*

[How dry is it?]

I saw some of that in the Austin area recently. Cracks in the earth big enough to lose a foot in.

And you're in the Sugarland/Missouri City area, right? You're used to day-long thunderstorms so heavy you can't drive 'round this time of year. Yeah, pretty crummy.

[Stupid eBay sellers]

Common eBay Idiocy: Selling filthy, grimy items and even stating in your description, "Could use a good cleaning." ****ing clean it then! Do you want people to buy it or not? Make it ****ing presentable!

[Whey looks like pus and smells like vomit]

" I was once at a seminar where the subject of brewer's yeast was raised. A girl sitting directly in front of me said, "Ugh, brewer's yeast. I have some every morning, but it stinks up my whole kitchen when I take the top off the can." I tapped her on the shoulder and asked. "If it stinks up your kitchen, what do you suppose it's doing in your intestines?" "

 

Tell me something that doesn't stink up your intestines.

[Daddy? Do you love me?]

There's a little more to it...daddy

[Nurse Supergirl]

Dude you got a lot of dolls

[Daddy? Do you love me?]

Uh what's with the doll?

[Bubsy pin on Ebay for the TV series]

Haw, bet the seller got tired of getting beat up for it