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  1. Nice song but WTF video

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    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      I'm not I just saw the youtube video and was like "what the hell" and clicked on it

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I think he's lying in the wet spot.

    4. Giltygear
  2. this should replace the national Anthem

  3. -Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      F-ing giant alien children playing doll house with our homes pisses me off!

  4. .the weathergirl said tonight she was expecting 8 inches and I thought "Not with that face

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Sometimes the body is all that you need. :)

    2. retrorussell
  5. "any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy,you hear me?"

  6. "If you're gonna play the game, boy. You gotta learn to play it right"

  7. *Looks In the sky*..."The Simpsons"

    1. BrianC

      BrianC

      That would be funny if that happened for real. It could be cool if names of places in large letters actually appeared when you arrived somewhere like they do in Fringe.

    2. OBO

      OBO

      and you had your own theme song that plays when you enter a room, like in Wrestling.

  8. ▂ฺ ▃ฺ ▄ฺ ▅ฺ ▆ฺ ▇ฺ █ Can you hear me now?

  9. ♬All I Want For Christmas Is You♬ ♪♬

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Yeah, I'll take Mariah Carey prancing around in that Santa outfit, please! :)

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      great minds think alike

  10. Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!

  11. And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

    1. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      I think it's for diabetic needles

       

    2. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Didn't Jerry Seinfeld say something like this on Family Guy?

  12. Another boxed Air raid found! theamazinggivaway.com/27224

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I happen to like that song, so the joke's on you! Ha!

  13. Anyone notice how the people on game shows can answer the questions so easily but you would loose on the first question?

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    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Love your avatar xDW. That bumper creeped me out as a kid.

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      One time I turned on Jeopardy and I was getting all the answers. Then I realized it was celebrity Jeopardy. lol

    4. xDragonWarrior
  14. Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

  15. Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone-Redd Foxx

  16. Bring! Me! Beer!... It's in the fridge(in the EA sports guy's voice)

  17. Burgertime+Food Fight+Diner(pinball)+Out To Lunch=awesome Videogame combo!

    1. FujiSkunk

      FujiSkunk

      Don't forget an Ice Cold Beer on the side.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      ah yeah,that's what I forgot.

    3. WispFollower

      WispFollower

      Ice Cold Beer is one of the greatest arcade games I have ever played.. I was fortunate enough to encounter one at the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas.. That place is amazing!

  18. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says There's no sex in the Champagne Room NONE

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      My friend Benjamin begs to differ!

    2. jetset

      jetset

      Try tipping with more than $1 bills. :P

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I told them that you were a eunuch before you got there.

  19. Crime dosen't pay...unless you rob a bank

  20. Day 1: My journey to find the hood has started... wish me luck, Bye!

  21. Discover is one of those words that has a meaning but the average person thinks it has a different meaning(in this case the average person thinks discover means to find first but it does not).So a smart person who knows the REAL definition can benefit like make you believe that CC discovered America(how the average person thinks discover means which is to find first) when in actuality he found it long after the Native Americans discovered it

    1. Grig

      Grig

      sorry couldn't resist ...

  22. Don't you wish your girlfriend was got like Bea

  23. everyone knows adam and eve were made up by the man to put us down. i mean , how can asians, latinos, and black people come out of 2 white people unless Cho, Eduardo, and Tyrone were also hitting that.

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    2. Grig

      Grig

      quicker and harder than Thor's Hammer indeed! Run Away! Run Away!

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      Fixitguy74,obviously it was a joke,you do know what a joke is right?

    4. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      I know what a good joke is. What you posted was not.

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