xDragonWarrior

DAFAQ?

Nice song but WTF video

this should replace the national Anthem

-Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

.the weathergirl said tonight she was expecting 8 inches and I thought "Not with that face

"any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy,you hear me?"

"If you're gonna play the game, boy. You gotta learn to play it right"

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*Looks In the sky*..."The Simpsons"

▂ฺ ▃ฺ ▄ฺ ▅ฺ ▆ฺ ▇ฺ █ Can you hear me now?

♬All I Want For Christmas Is You♬ ♪♬

Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!

And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

Another boxed Air raid found! theamazinggivaway.com/27224

Anyone notice how the people on game shows can answer the questions so easily but you would loose on the first question?

Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone-Redd Foxx

Bring! Me! Beer!... It's in the fridge(in the EA sports guy's voice)

Burgertime+Food Fight+Diner(pinball)+Out To Lunch=awesome Videogame combo!

But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says There's no sex in the Champagne Room NONE

Crime dosen't pay...unless you rob a bank

Day 1: My journey to find the hood has started... wish me luck, Bye!

Discover is one of those words that has a meaning but the average person thinks it has a different meaning(in this case the average person thinks discover means to find first but it does not).So a smart person who knows the REAL definition can benefit like make you believe that CC discovered America(how the average person thinks discover means which is to find first) when in actuality he found it long after the Native Americans discovered it

Don't you wish your girlfriend was got like Bea

everyone knows adam and eve were made up by the man to put us down. i mean , how can asians, latinos, and black people come out of 2 white people unless Cho, Eduardo, and Tyrone were also hitting that.