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  1. xDragonWarrior

    Fred Sanford:"ain't nothin' on earth uglier than a 90-year-old white woman"

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      That was from Season 1-Episode 1 of Sanford & Son. When Lamont had that porcelain statue from that 90-year old woman (which Lamont though she was that age).

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      A 90 year old white man.

  2. xDragonWarrior

    Frozen yogurt>Ice cream

    1. xucaen

      xucaen

      I gurt! We gurt! You all gurt for Yogurt!

  3. xDragonWarrior

    GAMEGEAR HANDHELD MASTER RACE!

  4. xDragonWarrior

    Get Down On It

  5. xDragonWarrior

    Giggity giggity goo!

  6. xDragonWarrior

    Girl:Is that a Gameger in yor pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      What's a "Gameger"? Is that like a "Gameby"? Or a "Lnx"?

    2. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      Just happy to see you.

  7. xDragonWarrior

    Godzilla and Jet Jaguar VS. Optimus Prime and Voltron!.Who would pay to see this fight?

  8. xDragonWarrior

    HAPPY KWANZAA!

  9. xDragonWarrior

    Here's a horoscope for everyone: Aquarius: You're gonna die Capricorn: You're gonna die Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE Leo: You're gonna die Scorpio: You're gonna die

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      wouldn't the Gemini die twice?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      that's what i said

       

    3. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      yeah you sure did. looks like i read it too fast TWICE lol

  10. xDragonWarrior

    how come everyone loves raymond but everybody hates chris?

    1. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      I always hated raymond but loved lucy

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I like Ike.

  11. xDragonWarrior

    How do you like my Gameboy T-shirt I made?http://imageupper.com/i/?S0200010050011E1392587053646895

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      nice!

  12. xDragonWarrior

    how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Ask Janet Maddox Goree.

    2. DeputyMoniker

      DeputyMoniker

      By standing on the wall?

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Get your back up off the wall!

  13. xDragonWarrior

    I can't believe that the topic of "is Wii U weaker than last gen?" is STILL being brought up today. It's ridiculous. This is all factual, and this is as far as analysis can go. As you can see, it's not even in the MIDDLE between 7th generation hardware and 8th generation hardware, it's JUST BEHIND the PS4/Xbox One. I don't get where these fools are coming from with these questions.

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    2. Amstari

      Amstari

      Technically it might be behind PS4/Xbone but they wont have Mario 3D World, Mario Kart, Zelda or Smash Bros. so to be me the Wii U is superior!

    3. R.Bear

      R.Bear

      It's known that the Wii-U has a very bad CPU, possibly worse off than the PS3's.

       

      The GPU in that thing is a lot better than either previous generation system, so the PS3/360 aren't really capable of what the Wii-U does graphically. The Wii-U GPU supports a more modern feature set.

    4. Classic Pac

      Classic Pac

      The Wii U is a perfect example of when people demand innovation, they just won't buy it.

  14. xDragonWarrior

    I didn't know there was a new Little Rascals movie out!

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    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      http://putlocker.bz/watch-the-little-rascals-save-the-day-online-free-putlocker.html
    3. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Spanky is not even FAT , what the hell?

    4. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      If the 1990's version was bad, this is going to be WORSE!

  15. xDragonWarrior

    I dispense Shillings as if i create precipitation

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      it's all about the escorts and the female dogs.

  16. xDragonWarrior

    I hate in when Velociraptors and llamas with hats stabs you 37 times in the chest

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    2. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Man I hate it when that happens. Thanks goodness for mutant healing powers though.

    3. BalloonFighter

      BalloonFighter

      At least Carl didn't eat my hands this time.

    4. simbalion

      simbalion

      What the...?

  17. xDragonWarrior

    I hate when people say Money can't buy you happiness.if I owned a Lamborghini,a mansion filled with a ton of arcade/pinball machines and every console/handheld made boxed I'd be happy as hell!

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      “Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” - David Lee Roth

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      good one!

       

    4. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      Where did that bullshit phrase come from? It's supposed to be "money can't buy you love," though Bunny Ranch disagrees.

  18. xDragonWarrior

    I lost the Epoch in Crono Trigger: Epoch fail

  19. xDragonWarrior

    I now go by the name "The Videogame Historian"

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      So no more xDragonWarrior?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      wait...xDragonWarrior,the Videogame historian!

  20. xDragonWarrior

    I think I'm goin Berzerk, I think I'm losing my mind!

  21. xDragonWarrior

    I tried being a gigolo, but meh, they'd have to pay by the POUND

  22. xDragonWarrior

    I'm calling conspiracy theory!

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      We all knew exactly what it was at one point, but it's been systematically erased from our memories.

       

      Don't try to find it again, either ... because to remember any portion of it, any word, will cause you pain ... terrible pain ... growing more terrible as you fight to remember ...

    3. xucaen

      xucaen

      meh, why would I want to know? I only asked because someone posted a status update on it. We need to squelch these rumor mongers while we can! Rise up! Let's take back the streets and..

    4. yell0w_lantern

      yell0w_lantern

      and hold on to the night?

  23. xDragonWarrior

    ⓘ'ⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓐⓓ ⓖⓤⓨ ⓦⓗⓞ ⓜⓐⓚⓔⓢ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓓⓘⓔ

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But I thought Darwin award winners deserved it? That's what I was told.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      :D
  24. xDragonWarrior

    If God wanted you to eat Puerto Rican Food, he would have lined your stomach with Pepto Bismol.

  25. xDragonWarrior

    If Microsoft Windows’ users could claim $1 for every time their Microsoft Windows freezes, Bill Gates would be bankrupt in about three days!

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    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      still would love to see ol Bill Gates bankrupt!

       

    3. icemanxp300

      icemanxp300

      yeah windows 7 doesn't freeze on me either. It's a pretty solid os.

    4. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Well there's always OS/2 Warp

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