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If you can't spell floccinaucinihilipilification get a life

We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?

And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

please tell me Why My car is in the front yard, and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on Came in through the window last night And your gone

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall

The grass isn't greener, it's browner

SO! They laugh at my Boner, Will They?!.I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make

-Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding-Betty White

My new rap album: Poet Laureate

Frozen yogurt>Ice cream

Shut Up Grandma, Drink Your Prune Juice!

one day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad. She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it. I'm going to be so embarrassed.' Then she thought, 'If I spray this can of pine air freshener no one will ever know what I did.' So she farted and one floor later a biker stepped in and the lady said, "What does it smell like in here?" The biker replied, "It smells like someone **** a Christmas tree."

It's not pizza it's a porno lol! http://fotoninja.nl/uploads/images/its-not-delivery-1344288002.jpg

Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

lĭdĭgĭ!(Hello) I'm learning an extinct language:Aka-Bo

Now your Nes can feel happy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfSHXaCpow

How do you like my Gameboy T-shirt I made?http://imageupper.com/i/?S0200010050011E1392587053646895

the Metal Jesus is in chat right now!!!!!

ou Got Knocked The Fugg Out

Why do we make it rain for the hoes but not for the homeless people?

DAFAQ?

I dispense Shillings as if i create precipitation

Another boxed Air raid found! theamazinggivaway.com/27224

Y"your search for the term porn returned 1000 results",never knew members on AA were such pervs!