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  1. REAL men collect pinball and arcade machines.

  2. I didn't know there was a new Little Rascals movie out!

  3. "any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy,you hear me?"

  4. How do you like my Gameboy T-shirt I made?http://imageupper.com/i/?S0200010050011E1392587053646895

  5. the Metal Jesus is in chat right now!!!!!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Robot Jesus has finally come! Look out Robot Antichrist!

  6. Fred Sanford:"ain't nothin' on earth uglier than a 90-year-old white woman"

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      That was from Season 1-Episode 1 of Sanford & Son. When Lamont had that porcelain statue from that 90-year old woman (which Lamont though she was that age).

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      A 90 year old white man.

  7. ou Got Knocked The Fugg Out

    1. dustygraves.

      dustygraves.

      and it not even fryday yet)!

  8. Logic mother******! Do you use it?

  9. Why do we make it rain for the hoes but not for the homeless people?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I pee on homeless people too. Oh, you mean the money thing.

  10. You need some Chuck Mangione in your soul:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHFu6QbMIKo

  11. "If you're gonna play the game, boy. You gotta learn to play it right"

  12. I dispense Shillings as if i create precipitation

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      it's all about the escorts and the female dogs.

  13. today I'm 17

    1. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      +1 to what CPUWIZ said

    2. fdurso224
    3. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Eat all the greezy pizza you can. In a few years the calories don't leave your body.

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  14. Girl:Is that a Gameger in yor pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      What's a "Gameger"? Is that like a "Gameby"? Or a "Lnx"?

    2. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      Just happy to see you.

  15. Anyone notice how the people on game shows can answer the questions so easily but you would loose on the first question?

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Love your avatar xDW. That bumper creeped me out as a kid.

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      One time I turned on Jeopardy and I was getting all the answers. Then I realized it was celebrity Jeopardy. lol

    3. xDragonWarrior
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  16. I lost the Epoch in Crono Trigger: Epoch fail

  17. It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Some people are just plain hot! What you gonna do?

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Considering we all came from one set of parents, that's pretty much a given.

    3. Andrew Davie

      Andrew Davie

      What, DoctorTom... Adam and Eve? LOL

  18. It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

  19. It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

  20. The original Playstation is like aids, nobody wants them but we get them anyway

    1. GoldenWheels

      GoldenWheels

      According to "The Week" magazine the original PS1 is highly regarded as a top quality CD player. It must be true, I read it in a magazine.

    2. TheGameCollector

      TheGameCollector

      All the PS1's deserve modchips. With PS2 discontinued it is best to play PS1 games on PS1 to prolong the ability to play PS2 games on PS2's.

    3. AtariLynx Lover

      AtariLynx Lover

      S.A.P.S. is back.

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  21. Bring! Me! Beer!... It's in the fridge(in the EA sports guy's voice)

  22. Another boxed Air raid found! theamazinggivaway.com/27224

    1. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I happen to like that song, so the joke's on you! Ha!

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