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  1. Always remember, if you feel powerless, worthless, and unworthy. Just remember that one single turd of yours can shut down a whole water park.

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    2. wongojack
    3. Shawn

      Shawn

      When I used to volunteer at the YMCA we called them "fouls".

      If there is a "foul" in the pool everyone must vacate. 

      Crazy thing is "foul" is also used for cases of puke.

      You never know what you're gonna get 'til you

      see it first hand :P

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      lol... I think someone already 'vacated' in order for the foul to be called .... oh no everybody saw the foul and now they're all vacating top and bottom too!  So foul!

  2. Booked a trip to Chicago for April 18th until the 22nd. 915 mile roadtrip just to go to Galloping Ghost Arcade and the basement there.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Don't forget to visit Giordano's for some awesome deep-dish pizza!

    2. RetroAdvisoryBoard

      RetroAdvisoryBoard

      Where are you travelling from?  Galloping Ghost is a great arcade (Chicago has a few), but along the way you might have some great check-ins if we know the general route.  

       

      I travel a ton for work over the last 20 years, can recommend a few arcades/video game stops in any destination.

  3. George Brett would love to tell you about the time that he shit his pants!

    1. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "When's the last time you shit your pants? Been a while?"

    2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      "Got up in the morning and took the most perfect double tapered shit I ever had in my life!"

  4. July is "National Baked Bean Month". So eat your beans and rip ass as much as you can. Do it on someone's face, their ear, or mouth. Whatever suits you best.

    1. ScottyDont00

      ScottyDont00

      Stay Classy America!

    2. VectorGamer

      VectorGamer

      I like the baked beans that are in a real thick sause nom sayin'?

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Eat beans. Fart in elevators in the big city.

  5. "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie. Then I'm gonna fuck you up!!!" -Wilford Brimley-

    1. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      Even better when you read it in Marty McFly's voice.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I heard McFly's voice too! Until I got to the Wilford Brimley part and then reheard it in his voice...

  6. "Hey Neal....... Please take my socks out of the sink, if you're going to brush your teeth alright!!

    1. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Those aren't pillows!

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

    3. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Those aren't PILLOWS! YAAAAHH!!!

  7. "In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

    1. Bakasama

      Bakasama

      So is the theme music the tv edit version or the full version?

  8. "Just because I have no money, doesn't mean I can't make a deposit" -Backin89-

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "I'm not on my knees and I'm not saying 'please'!" --backin89

  9. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Anybody ever consider fixing the Genesis version of the game? It's so close to the arcade version, but a few things hold it back.

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      "Now that's cruising!"

       

      Anyone else use Nitro Boost at the finish line?

       

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer
  10. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

  11. *Beep* *Beep* Beep* *Prolonged Dial Tone* This is a coordinated monthly test of the broadcast stations of your area. Equipment that can quickly warn you during emergencies is being tested. If this had been an actual emergency, official messages would have followed the alert tone. This concludes this test of the Emergency Alert System. *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Here in CA, they use that for severe weather alerts and also amber alerts. I think it is great.

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      They do that here in TX too, but the Amber Alerts here have a loud shrieking sound like a loud air horn/siren wailing sound after the beeps and dial tone. Speaking of that there is severe weather forcasted this evening.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "This is a Civil Danger Warning: Kim Kardashian's butt has exploded sending lethal fragments of radioactive material into the air. All should seek a fallout shelter with food, water and first aid kit. Have a battery operated radio to keep updated to radiation levels."

  12. *Bling ding ding dong* Solve it level 1 level 2 level 3.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Thanks for commenting on my updates BTW, Thanks to U, I just finished reading 6 pages of the Epic Incredible Hulk Thread!

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      @Goldleader. It's from Speak and Math :)

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      aAhahaa errr that should just say..Aha!

  13. *Breaking News* My local Goodwill store had an overflowed/clogged toilet in the men's room! xD

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Golly, and I've been telling everyone Goodwill doesn't have s#!t anymore!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Haha! They Do put the tag "Breaking News" on way too many stories these days, Don't they?

  14. 81 degrees where I at tomorrow! Not bad for February.

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      It's going to be 45 here.....:)....heat wave!

  15. 97 degrees here in October today and tomorrow!?!? Sure feels like fall.... >:(

    1. AtariIntellect

      AtariIntellect

      Yep, south Texas heat SUCKS.

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      96 here, over 100 yesterday.

    3. copper20

      copper20

      Indian Summer, anyone?

  16. A tornado touched down 5-10 miles east from where I lived last night. Good news I am ok and my home and all of my belongings are not damaged.

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    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      If you're not in a trailer park, you're safe. God hates trailer parks.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Maybe he doesn't hate trailer parks. Maybe he's a meth head? He could be sucking meth up to Heaven from locations that are more likely to have it.

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer
  17. about time there is no 90 degree plus crap weather. 79-82 the next seven days with clear skies! Love it!

  18. Ain't this great some jackass hit me as I was making a legal u-turn and took off!!

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      that sucks! Much damage? Even light collisions today are a PITA and expensive! :-(

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      The police might still be able to find him depending on the population of your city and how many gold F150's are around there. The dude was probably DUI; that's why they didn't stop. Or they have warrants/no license, etc.. That sucks.

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      @Save2600. It was a good size dent in the rear bumper to the rear wheelwell area on the passenger area. The light cover is cracked but it functions properly. I know that it does suck. Plus I had hail damage this past March then that so two out of pocket deductibles. X(

  19. Alright, who farted!?!?

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Let me don my radiation suit.

    3. DesertJets

      DesertJets

      Let me invoke the following rule: he who smelt it dealt it.

    4. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      I just did three seconds ago, literally as I read the this status message. I blame Chipotle.

  20. Always remember kids. Eat Taco Bell first before riding any roller coasters and other thrill rides.

    1. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      And have hot sauce in your pockets.

  21. Always remember. It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

  22. And a very Happy Half-Birthday to me!!

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      Half birfday? You and Dauber getting together and letting people know you're having a birthday several months in advance? lol

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Happy half-birthday.

  23. Anybody interested in joining the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive High Score Club? 6 including myself are participating. Feel free to join in! http://atariage.com/forums/topic/249004-anybody-interested-in-participating-for-a-sega-genesis-high-score-club/?do=findComment&comment=3438168

    1. LidLikesIntellivision

      LidLikesIntellivision

      You now have 7 players :)

    2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Actually you are the 8th!! :) Torr joined last night.

  24. Anyone by any chance have a spare Odyssey 2 hardwired controller or from a console they no longer need please let me know. I have it posted in the marketplace. http://atariage.com/forums/topic/242925-wtb-magnavox-odyssey-2-controller/?do=findComment&comment=3325155

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