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  1. Remember when Albert put sales to UK on hold while he got to grips with the new VAT law? Seems the law's backfired spectacularly. 😂 One poor guy got tax bills for 11,000 overseas companies. It's the latest tax fraud by companies selling on eBay and Amazon.

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    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      Didn't the EU implement a similar law, except they still offer the loophole of having the end customer pay import VAT if the seller is not a big business? I didn't check if having the loophole in place reduces the risk of fraud though.

    3. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @carlsson: that sounds about right, though IIRC it's also possible for individual countries to have their own regulations outside of the EU ones for VAT and other duties / taxes on imports.  My recollection is that it's based on sales volume, but don't quote me on that as it's been some time since I checked.

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      What's happening in these cases is that HMRC are just one total fuck up of an organisation. All these companies have registered for VAT with HMRC and stolen this guy's address in Cardiff. If they do that, eBay and Amazon don't have to collect the VAT. It never raised any alarms within HMRC that all these companies were registered at the same address. So, by doing this, the companies were charging VAT and instead of paying it to HMRC, they were pocketing the extra 20%. So this poor guy got hundreds of tax demands and was threatened with court and bailiffs for non-payment. HMRC did nothing about it until the guy approached a TV programme.

  2. When you see a sign saying "weak bridge" just as you cross, you suddenly start to feel something leaking out of your butt, no matter how hard you clench.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Only cure for that is....classic movies car GIF

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Smoky and the Bandit? Think that was one of the clips I watched the other day. A movie I used to watch every time it was on TV.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Saw that one in the theater BITD :)

  3. Don't ever trust atoms. They make up everything.

  4. FUCKING HELL!! WTF? Well, that burst our bubble. Against the biggest rivals as well. Granddaughter's going to be insufferable after this.

    1. cvga

      cvga

      At least you're handling it better than she is ;)

    2. LS650
    3. Tickled_Pink
  5. Mary had a little lamb who ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

  6. Diwrnod hapus Dewi Sant.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      To you as well...Sorry had to look that one up.

  7. Anyone seen The VelociPastor?

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well,

       

      Sharknado is a full-on, produced and completed movie filled with ridiculousness...We laughed pretty hard at it actually.  For example, the tornado is spinning around filled with sharks,  but then he shoots the sharks,  and if he hits one,  for some reason it falls out of the tornado, dead.  And I say, "Wait!  Why isn't it still up there spinning around once it's dead?"  LOL, and sharks don't breathe air, anyway, (it goes on ;) ...I think I've watched almost all of those and Bigass Spider, Lavalantula, and 2 Lava 2 Lantula hahaaa...

       

      Velocipastor is more low budget for sure...(Sometimes they left in placeholder words where they couldn't afford the FX haha)

       

      I just watched Llamageddon last night,...Also low budget, fun, and bad on purpose...Although it actually had LASERS and cartoon segments...So it couldn't have been That low budget.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Tell ya what,

       

      I'd watch all of those movies again Twice, followed by a Steven Seagal film festival before I'd sit through Marvel's Eternals again!

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      I understand this is a microbudget movie costing $35,000.

  8. Remember when we used to call the Xbox One the Xbone? Oh, how we all laughed at our stunning wit.

  9. INQUISITORS!! FUCK, YEAH!!

  10. If a pregnant woman goes swimming, is she technically a submarine?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      If two pregnant women fight, is it technically two babies having a Mecha battle?

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^The more I thought about this...The funnier it became.

  11. Had to stop myself from shouting "YESSSSS!!!!"

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    2. john_q_atari

      john_q_atari

      Ah, but the real question is, how many times were you unsuccessful?

    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Last couple of minutes of Picard. ☺️

    4. Leonard Smith
  12. There's going to be a load of angry, bored and frustrated Russians tonight. PornHub has blocked their access.

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    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      LOL - I'm sure they've got their own porn sites by now.  THAT is an industry that Russia is capable of replacing.

    3. digdugnate

      digdugnate

      they could always go to.... redtube.  ?

    4. Frozone212

      Frozone212

      As a recovering porn addict, I didn't really like redtube. I used either Xvideos or Xhamster.

      Now I don't care for either or any of it. I'm on the road to recovery

  13. Ukrainian coming up to a parked Russian vehicle: "You guys okay?"
    Russians: "We're out of fuel."
    Ukrainian: "Do you want a tow? Back to Russia?"

    Total respect to that guy.

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    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @bluejay The Ukranian president has massive balls of steel. Unfortunately, either he's being ruled by those balls or he's got rocks in his head. He's agreed to meet for "peace talks" just over the Belarusian border. He's had assurances from arguably the most untrustworthy, slimiest, person on the planet. This is worthy of its own Admiral Ackbar meme.

    3. bluejay

      bluejay

      At this point I really think he has something planned. Doesn’t seem like the type of guy to get killed like that, or maybe he is. In any case, he’ll always be remembered as the most badass president in history. 

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      He's sending a delegation. It was just the way it was originally reported that gave the impression he was going to attend the meeting in person.

  14. Why can't Microsoft write game installers that aren't a big steaming pile of Odie crap? Epic and Valve can do it.

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    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      Installer packages for Windows have been overly complicated for years.  I have some stories . . .  I'm interested in the scenario you ran into.  Are you installing from the Xbox app?  Is this something classic?

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Cause they're Xbox games that are installed by a crappy App Store made for mobile games... :roll:

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Yeah, Xbox app. Tried installing Forza 4 but just hangs. The Microsoft Store installer has never been great at installing games either, with regular hangs and downright failures.

  15. Crushed game boxes? There is a surprisingly simple solution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarvsGKRXKI

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      That's good, but who has a big piece of metal and giant magnets sitting around the house? :D

    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @Reaperman I like this presenting style. Reminds me of the kind of tech presenters we got in the 80s. He covered the 800XL not long ago.

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @Random Terrain Most people have a car and maybe a hacksaw, right? Depends how desperate you are.

  16. Realised I'm ageing like milk. Getting sour and chunky.

  17. What the hell is it with consoles that hijack the names of retro consoles? ReviewTech USA really went off on one over the Amico.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      HMmmmmm...They didn't mention the new atari VCS?

    2. The Usotsuki

      The Usotsuki

      I haven't had his videos recommended to me on YT in years...

    3. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @GoldLeader - He did, just to say he actually went out and bought one after being one of the unit's biggest critics. It's a shame about the Amico, though. It looked pretty cool but, even if it was released, the price would have rendered it DOA.

  18. Big Bertha's finally in place. Two days lost because a BIOS update was required.

  19. Those Seagate Beskar Ingot drives look cool. But at up to 3 times the price of regular drives, they'd better be pure beskar.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I don't know if I exactly like that specific drive. But I do like the idea of studios and movies licensing out their design language and IP, imposing it upon daily tech products. Phone cases aside of course!

  20. It's like football transfer season at the moment. First, Microsoft buy Activision, now Sony are buying Bungie. Both for silly money.

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      What's next, Microsoft selling Rare?

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Nah, they're the Chelsea of the gaming industry. They'll probably loan them out.

  21. Apparently, Jackie Chan's favourite songs are "Ouch I did it again" and "Another Brick in the Balls."

    1. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      I don't blame him for not wanting to be in the live-action City Hunter, nor do I blame him for disliking it.

  22. The ancient Greeks had a sense of humour that wouldn't be out of place today. I recommend reading Aristophanes' play, Lysistrata. It's hilarious.

    1. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Classics never go out of style, just like classic games.

  23. RIP Activision. Your suffering is almost at an end.

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    2. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Phil Spencer (Microsoft) is talking about bringing back past games that are not CoD...might we see the return of Pitfall?

       

    3. Leonard Smith

      Leonard Smith

      I don't think the name will disappear.
      The name, heritage and library are largely the motivation behind the deal.

      Look at their acquisitions of Rare and Bethesda...those names are still intact.   

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      @Leonard SmithFor now. It's still very early days. Psygnosis were bought by Sony. A few years later the name disappeared even if the studio didn't. Now, that's gone as well. I get their reason for purchasing it. Activision have a huge back catalogue that Microsoft could pick their way through. It's going to be like one of us going through a deceased retro gaming hoarder's attic.

  24. Got a composite cable for my XLs from Retro Computer Shack on eBay. Haven't had a chance to try it yet but impressed with the overall build quality.

  25. What's happened to today's Garfield? Garfield, or I riot!

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      @Tickled_Pink It got pushed out by other status updates bro. But I reposted it above yours to see it. Enjoy. :)

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