Single Status Update
I wouldn't mind making Fried Milk:
Frying milk will lead to this exchange eventually
Dad: "where's the milk?"
Mom: "Someone fried it!"
Dad: ok,so i'll just check my emergency stash and-"
Mom: "That's fried too"
Dad: "Is there anything that isn't fried?"
Mom: honey, you're sitting on the deep fryer"
Son: "Mom, my eggs taste funny"
Dad (Sighs in relief)
Son: 0_0...(walks away)
Dad: "trust me, come tonight you'll be glad"
Mom: "problem honey?"
(it snaps off and he dies in the hospital)
It's freedom of speech people, relax