SlidellMan

Frying milk will lead to this exchange eventually

Dad: "where's the milk?"

Mom: "Someone fried it!"

Dad: ok,so i'll just check my emergency stash and-"

Mom: "That's fried too"

Dad: "Is there anything that isn't fried?"

Mom: honey, you're sitting on the deep fryer"

Son: "Mom, my eggs taste funny"

Dad (Sighs in relief)

Son: 0_0...(walks away)

Mom: "Really?"

Dad: "trust me, come tonight you'll be glad"

(night falls)

Mom: "problem honey?"

Dad: Its...stuck!

(it snaps off and he dies in the hospital)

It's freedom of speech people, relax