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  1. you think that's bad, check out this graded copy of Moonwalker on Genesis. I have not altered this in any way.
  2. All NES Games: Gauntlet - Unlicensed Tengen version Kung Fu - 5 Screw Rad Racer
  3. looks amazing, I've played the original release on the ZX Spectrum and it's a solid game.
  4. Ah, but what system does it run on? Atari or Intellivision?
  5. I know that the whole thing has been disproven, I just wanted to create some stupid theory for the hell of it.
  6. where I am, everyone just sells their old games (anything older than 2000, for some reason) rather than donating them to a thrift store
  7. Hey All, Here's just a stupid theory I came up with on Polybius I know it's been done to death but I just wanted to throw my hat into the ring. First off, a recap: Polybius was a supposed arcade game that was released in 1981, The game was apparently similar to Atari's Tempest, but featured trippy visuals designed as part of a government brainwashing scheme known as MK Ultra (no, it's not a Mortal Kombat sequel) the game was apparently known to drive players insane, it had such symptoms as: nightmares, night terrors, suicidal thoughts, and other nasty stuff. Also, men in black apparently visited the machines to collect data from the arcade machines, the game was wildly successful and even created queues to play it, I would say that the bezel would have been scratched to hell with all the quarters being placed on it (a sign to let the person playing know that you wanted to play the machine after they were done, essentially reserving a game) 2-3 months after the game appeared in arcades it vanished without a trace, not like the game was out of order, literally vanished, as in a gap was left in between the other games. AN OVERVIEW OF THE GAMEPLAY: Polybius' apparent gameplay is quite simple: your spaceship is on the left, you must rotate the circular base in the middle and fire at the core through the base's openings Meanwhile, attack missiles leave the base to try and hit you, you must avoid these by rotating the turrets that create the missiles away from you, so, I bet you're wondering "How is this hypnotic?, it just sounds like a decent early 80s shoot-em-up, the kind that were everywhere at that time." the main thing that apparently hypnotises players is the background, as it contained moving images such as spirals and the like, the kind used to create simple eye tricks. REALITY CHECK: To be honest, the whole thing sounds complete nonsense, In 1981, hardware was not advanced enough to create smooth spirals that could run at a reasonable speed, and the fact that apparently the game used vector AND raster graphics is just completely ludicrus, because: 1. There are 2 types of CRT monitors used in arcade games, one that is designed only for vector graphics and another that is designed for raster graphics, Raster monitors are the same as CRT TV screens, it creates images via pixels, where as vector is essentially a glorified oscilloscope, it creates image via lines. it is impossible to combine the two, as that would A: be a voltage hog and B: have the 2 electron guns collide and create a jumbled image. 2. The cost of said monitor, if it existed, would be stupendous, given that a standard CRT monitor was about 10 - 20 grand in 1981. 3. It would be insanely unreliable, the capacitors would probably blow after about a week of usage, or the yolk (the circuit board on the end of the tube) would be fried to a crisp. Also, to create the spiral backgrounds, it would need some form of video system, such as a VCR or Laserdisc player, as stated above. THE RUNDOWN: 1. The game was apparently made by a company with the name Sinneslochen. 2. The game was only found in Portland, Oregon, USA 3. Players queued to play the game. 4. The game had bad effects on players, such as nightmares and suicidal thoughts 5. It also apparently had subliminal messages that would either flash on screen or be played as part of the audio. CUBE QUEST: In 1983, a company known as Simutrek released the LASERDISC game Cube-Quest. The gameplay? A spaceship shooting at missiles while laserdisc-generated backdrops fly past, there is even a bonus level that involves shooting at a base. What I think happened is, Portland was a huge arcade testing ground in the early 80s, prototypes would be put in arcades to get consumer feedback on if the game was worth finishing or not, Polybius was the early prototype of Cube Quest and had different visuals from its final version. the game was said to be too bland and was swiftly removed one month later and reworked into Cube Quest in 1983. The person who recounted Polybius must have been uncomfortable about the game and greatly exaggerated their discomfort years later and blamed it on the game. Sinneslocchen was just them mis-remembering the creator's name, Simutrek So, there you go. Any Thoughts? (I know I say apparently a lot, That's just how could describe the rumoured features )
  8. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango...

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      He's just a poor boy from a poor family

      Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

    2. zetastrike

      zetastrike

      The most overplayed song on rock and roll radio

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'm picturing a blue Pacer...

  9. The only Q*bert and Centipede games I've seen are the cheaper versions with static LED figures instead of a full LCD screen After some comparison, it turns out that the screen on Q*Bert has an almost identical layout to the 1983 Parker Bros. version EDIT: I just realised Kosmic Stardust mentioned the cheaper Centipede
  10. The link's been removed, What was the game?
  11. Fun Fact: There was going to be a Search for Spock Laserdisc Game, http://www.dragons-lair-project.com/games/related/prototype/sega.asp

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    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Trek is definitely under-served in terms of games. There was supposed to be a Final Frontier game too, but we know how that movie turned out.

       

      The SCUMM-type adventure games of the mid-1990s were wonderful.

       

      I am mildly obsessed with the very free-to-play Star Trek Timelines. I think it's neat. Your mileage may vary.

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      That would have been better than seeing an upside down Enterpirse warping in Astron Belt...

    4. schuwalker

      schuwalker

      Star Trek: Judgment Rites is killer.

  12. A whole boxed 5200? Geez, that's lucky! Hope the controllers work
  13. Whoops, must have not noticed the date! I seriously thought this was recent.
  14. Cashing in on people's nostalgia for the game, that's all. It'll probably suck anyway, all films based on games have, except Wreck-It Ralph and maybe Pixels.
  15. Pole Position (2600) Duck Hunt (NES) ​Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (Genesis)
  16. Hey All, Atari has sued Nestle their new KitKat commercial. The commercial is basically someone playing Break-Out with the bricks replaced with KitKat bars, and Atari's lawyers have flipped their lids over it. I can't find any footage, but I found this. Apparently, it's a screengrab from the ad. Any thoughts?
  17. It's Official: The Incredibles 2 is out of Development Hell

    1. Level42

      Level42

      About time !

       

    2. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      yeah! I remember when the 1st one came out... a decade ago, or there about!

  18. As if today couldn't get any worse: It's the 39th anniversary of The Star Wars Holiday Special

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    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Better than the prequels?

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      ^ Hard to say. Once you reach sufficiently deep substrata of badness, it becomes difficult to tell them apart.

       

      I'm tempted to say that "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is better than the prequels, because it's shorter and because every square inch of every frame is NOT covered with CGI spooge.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^I enjoyed this comment! That doesn't imply tacit agreement as (somehow, against all odds) I find something good in everything Star Wars...

  19. Just opened by Donkey Kong to see what the issue is, but can't find anything. any suggestions? It's a Revision C board, if that helps
  20. What happens when you put a PAL 2600 cart in an NTSC 2600?

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    2. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      1. See above

      2. Drunk Ataris are no fun

      3. If you have an old TV with manual H-SYNC controls you can fix it.

    3. Jumpman1981

      Jumpman1981

      I wasn't planning on running a PAL game, I was just curious.

    4. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      HIDE ALL BEER IN GUN SAFE BEFORE PUTTING PAL ATARI CART IN NTSC ATARI!

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