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Are there any good Indiana Jones games?  I know the NES ones suck...but there must be at least 1-2 good ones out there on some platform. 

Here is a heavy metal instrumental that I recorded: 

So far no one has commented on it anywhere. I just want someone to listen to it.

Industry is fullashit. Says Wi-Fi 7 makes your printer faster.

Industry is fullashit. Says Wi-Fi 7 makes your printer faster.

Last night I fell asleep on the couch watching The Batman...And I kept hearing them say "Maroni" so I dreamed I was watching Johnny Dangerously (Moroni continued to murder the English language and anyone who got in his way...),  then I woke up and it was on an infomercial...No I wasn't at Camp Lejeune, I don't need FlexSeal, or sex toys at half off (Well maybe...),  Hmmm  I must have been pretty tired cuz I don't remember which infomercial I woke up to.

PSA: I just wet my pants! Favorite shooter is getting an extended modern-day remake! You win the internetz if you can guess it.

If you want people to think you're smart, make sure every 5th word you say is "dialectic."

All I, and millions of other fans, want for Christmas is Knight Rider 2600!!!!!!

Drove by 2 Gamestops this morning, and both had long lines outside the door waiting for them to open.  Something new come out today that people area hoping to scalp?

Man, now that these aren't on the front page I gotta up the game, if you know what I mean....

Not well known, but the official active ingredient in Viagra is "Mycoxafloppin"

How's the Amico coming along?

Hmmmm Qix for Switch, or Rastan III for iiRcade? Or both?  Love having choices like this

------ Joke of the Day ------

I saw two policemen chasing a person

who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was really a trivial pursuit.

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Dear Internet:  If something doesn't bother you, it doesn't 'faze' you.  I don't know what it means to be 'phased' but I assume it happens to careless physicists.

Amazon almost put some packing material in my shipment this time!   Nice to see they can afford to splurge thanks to those rate increases!

… I say “almost” because they placed a DEFLATED sheet of those air bag thingies on top of the item.  Deflated so it would fit in the box, I suppose.  No way it could have fit if it weren't.
 

Hay whats the status on the Amico?? Cant find anything and haven't been on in a long time 

Hay whats the status on the Amico?? Cant find anything and haven't been on in a long time 

Do you have a good go-to song,  to think of,  when you get an annoying song stuck in your head?  Like what good song do you use to push the crap song out?

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

How did I fall in love with the SG-1000?!?

100% done Skyrim at 150 hours.  That game was life changing.  Ruined sooo many games for me by being so good.  I'll never play a 3D Zelda again i can tell you that much. 

I was on Walgreen's website YESTERDAY.  For a booster shot it said, WALK INS ONLY  NO APPOINTMENTS.  After waiting in line today for 40 minutes I was treated to a big sign that said due to demand one must schedule an appointment.  Followed by a big QR code thing that does nothing (Like all QR thingies).  I asked the lady, she said I need an appointment.  I said OK then let's set one up.  She said We don't do that here.  ???  I said %^#%!! but only in my head.  Then I asked How do I do that when your website says No Appointments?  She said just download an app to your phone and...No!  I'm not downloading anything to my phone!  (To get my deal I need to keep my phone below 1G each month and...Doesn't matter!)  Why do these assholes always want access to my phone???    I need beer... and chips and guac,  and I need it fast. 

So wouldn't you Always be feeding your Gremlins after Midnight?   (Or Mogwai excuse me (heh)).  It always bugged me that they didn't make that rule clearer.  They could have said sunup until midnight...I mean, I get it,  horror movies love the word Midnight...Sounds sinister...Seemed more evil when I went to bed at 10 O'Clock as a young buck.  Nowadays staying up til 2AM,   Midnight is not as scary as 3AM!

It saddens me that any pair of shoes I buy last around a half year or less.  Toe comes apart, sides split, heel wears out, etc.