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  1. Happy New Year!

     

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Happy New Year!!!

  2. A man finds a fossil & talks about the animal which left it.
  3. "Hello, do not hang up the phone; this is a very important call."

     

    "If it was so important you should've had a human being call me." *CLICK*

  4. "Slow Load Times," Or "Stadia's Commin' & I Don't Care"

    Based on "Blue Tail Fly," a.k.a. "Jimmy Crack Corn"


    Chorus:
    Stadia's commin' & I don't care
    Stadia's commin' & I don't care
    Stadia's commin' & I don't care
    A streaming console's dumb!

    Verse 1:
    When I was a lad I didn't wait
    Cartridge load times were just great!
    I flip a switch, & then I'd play, 
    No waiting back in my day!

    (Chorus)

    Verse 2:
    Then disks came out; I was a teen
    We thought that they were really keen
    But then we found, don'tcha kno'
    CDs load really slow!

    (Chorus)

    Verse 3
    Now all games ya must install
    I think it means consoles' fall
    But Google's engineers think they have a fix
    After watching too much Netflix!

    (Chorus)

    Verse 4
    Alphabet thinks you can stream a game
    You ask me that's pretty lame
    How can so many users find
    Enough server time?

    (Chorus)

    Verse 5
    They announced their games the other day
    There's nothing I would like to play
    They're things we've all seen before
    I think we should show them the door!

    (Chorus, repeat till end)

  5. “Must you nickel & dime me for everything!”

    ”Yes sir; this is a 5 & 10 cent store.”

  6. Curlie Now Has a Patreon If you want to support the community-based continuation of DMOZ, but don't have time to edit, this is a nice place to start. A very nice place; web hosting for large projects is expensive.

  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF0TcQnmynw

    Apparently, the earliest version of Tetris for the Game Boy had a different soundtrack. 

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      That's interesting.


  8. As the cloud on the horizon grew, the fisherman knew this would not be the day he hoped for. Soon he fought for his life.

  9. Apparently, you can still send Telegrams: https://itelegram.com/telegram/USA/

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ooooh,  I wonder what it costs?  Also I am Totally thinking it would be Great to send my cable company one cancelling my phone, since nothing else works.

    3. pacman000

      pacman000

      Right now, about $30 + 75 cents a word.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think at That Price...I'd rather just ...Buy something on vinyl.

  10. “I feel beat & I’m not even part of that generation.”
     

    First to guess where this is from gets a “like.”

    1. Wally1

      Wally1

      Jack Kerouac?

       

       

    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      First one that sends me $5.00 via PayPal, gets 10 likes.  Normally costs $6.50!

  11. I'm still trying to add pages from Yahoo Answers to the Wayback Machine; if you know of any interesting pages add them & send me a link.

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      What is Yahoo?

    2. pacman000

      pacman000

      A web directory which expanded to offer a news service, email service, hosting service, & a dozen or more other services. They dropped the directory... 3 years ago? They were bought be a telecom company a few years ago, & they've been selling off or closing services ever sense then.

  12. It's been a few days since I've tried to backup anything from Yahoo Answers; in truth the site's too big for any one person to archive. Is anyone else trying?

  13. Added a new page to the Pokémon section of my website: https://websitering.neocities.org/pkmn/league.htm

  14. After ~20 years I finally beat Puzzle Bobble 2. :')

  15. All Facebook users pay for the service. The majority pay with their attention & data for an easy hosting/conversation platform; a select few pay with money for access to the attention & data said platform attracts & collects.

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Jpegs for sale at auction, encoded with blockchain Non-Fungible Tokens. It's the latest form of art collecting. Many of them go into the millions. Like the first Tweet. It's just a craze though.

    3. pacman000
    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And some pay with their very souls!   Muhuwawahahahahaaaaa!

       

       

       

       

       

       

      (OOOoooh!  I better hide this comment way down here and add it 26 hours later....I DON'T WANT THEM COMING AFTER ME ;)

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