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  1. Atarian7

    "It's 100% pure adrenaline. Some guys jab a vein for it, some guys snort for it, All you gotta do is jump"

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Utah...get me two!!

    2. NE146

      NE146

      http://i.imgur.com/aZvn2rc.gif
  2. Atarian7

    "You're a real blue-flame special, aren't you kid. Young, dumb, full of c*m. What I can't figure out is how you got assigned out here. We must have an *ssh*le shortage or something."

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Not so far!

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      We'll get him when he comes back innnn!!!

  3. Atarian7

    "Bud-wei-ser"

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      My favorite parody of that old commercial was the Simpsons episode with the X-File cross over...."Coors!"

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Not sure if I saw that one or not.

  4. Atarian7

    "...I said 'eh man do you speak my language, he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich..."

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    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Where women glow and men plunder!

    3. xucaen

      xucaen

      Can you hear, can you hear the thunder!

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I like how he punches the sandwich to him in the video. :)

  5. Atarian7

    For some reason when I drink a lot of water my stomach rumbles and grumbles. It doesn't happen if I drink soda or some other beverage.

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    2. Stephen

      Stephen

      It's your body trying to reject the clean water. It needs sugar and caffeine and is begging :)

    3. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      A rumbly in your tumbly?

    4. Iwantgames:)

      Iwantgames:)

      Water is nasty drink jack daniels

  6. Atarian7

    Whatever happened to carmel_andrews? He posted a lot in current events.

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Same here, I hope nothing bad happen to him!

    2. Stephen

      Stephen

      He disappeared from the 8-bit forums a long time ago

    3. high voltage

      high voltage

      yeah I miss him too

  7. Atarian7

    Could Larry Kaplan or Activision sue the makers of Kaboom cleaner for using their name?

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      The name "Kaboom" alone? No. In conjunction with their names? Yes.

       

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Sure they could -- but they probably wouldn't win.

  8. Atarian7

    Just opened the pool. Last year it was clear. This year it is a green mess.

    1. nanochess

      nanochess

      Maybe you can give it a try, like Hal in Malcom in the Middle... :P

    2. high voltage

      high voltage

      Puke?

    3. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Algae happens.

  9. Atarian7

    When I was in school summer was good but now it sucks unless I'm at the beach with some ridable waves.

    1. Spacey Invader

      Spacey Invader

      You could always skimboard -- that's my response. Even then, 45 minutes to the water +parking = ugh. Just a bunch of hot junk and, in CA, even less rain.

  10. Atarian7

    I scored 434 points on real sports football but now Twin Galaxies only recognizes 99. That's bs.

    1. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      Why is that?

    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      99 is the score it stops at but the game continues. When I sent in the video the referee counted the number of Td's I scored.

  11. Atarian7

    Damn it. The Capitals lost game seven. It's always next year

  12. Atarian7

    "..Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution.."

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    2. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      ^some

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Country music. Now that's pure noise pollution.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Anything with the names Mariah, Justin, Celine and Miley just to name a few are pollution makers.

  13. Atarian7

    The Nationals scored 13 again! They beat the Braves 13 to 4.

  14. Atarian7

    It's a miracle! The Nationals were down 10 to 2 against the Braves and came back to win it 13 to 12.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Do you think it's possible for the Blazers to beat Memphis 4 games to 3? Hey, I can dream, can't I?

  15. Atarian7

    Yes! The Capitals move on in the playoffs.

  16. Atarian7

    The Capitals and Nationals both won by a score of 2 to 1 yesterday.

    1. StanJr

      StanJr

      Thanks a lot, Obama

    2. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      The citizens always lose.

  17. Atarian7

    "Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog."

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Woof!

    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      (scary blue mountain appears)

  18. Atarian7

    The Nationals finally won another game, barely.

    1. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Must be the Bryce Harper "It" factor. The same one he brought against my Giants in the NLDS last October. They're good on paper though ;)

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      They won't win it all with that team defense.

  19. Atarian7

    "..I don't need your war machines, I don't need your ghetto scenes, colored lights can hypnotise, sparkle someone else's eyes.."

    1. The Usotsuki

      The Usotsuki

      "Now woman, get away."

  20. Atarian7

    Happy Birthday carlsson

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      Thank you!

  21. Atarian7

    Is ebay down?

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    2. Trebor

      Trebor

      Only for those who the government has flagged for being arrested. Good luck.

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      lol I got it to come up now.

    4. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      you or someone you know is being watched

  22. Atarian7

    Thank you Maple Leafs!! The Capitals clinched a playoff birth thanks to you beating the Senators.

  23. Atarian7

    The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible.

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      It's also twice as absorbent as the leading brand of tampon.

    3. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Must have a DeLorean as well, which is a pretty cool requirement really.

    4. MobiusAqua

      MobiusAqua

      We should also throw in a photon accelerator, so we can travel between universes, too!

  24. Atarian7

    4 days until opening pitch.

    1. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      Go Tigers !

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Finally, it's brutal waiting for the real season to start again.

    3. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      April 13th is my Giants' home opener. Can't wait until 2016 when we win it again. Oh, and the Dodgers suck.....a lot.

  25. Atarian7

    So what is this year's big April Fools joke?

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