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  1. joeatari1

    Come check out my UNICORN!  It's magical!

  2. joeatari1

    I'm in a mode.  A Depeche Mode...

     

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Satanic A La Mode is an interesting Japanese band...

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      words like violence, break the silence

    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      And here I was, just about to have a Black Celebration.  What a coincidence!

  3. joeatari1

    @!#?@!

    1. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      Idol Survivor GIF by CBS

    2. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      @joeatari1 Is that you Q*Bert? :)

  4. joeatari1

    Jag-u-are is the greatest game console ever!  Prove me wrong!

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    2. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      The math checks out.

    3. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      I don't know man, Laser Active gave it a run for its money

    4. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      I am not the beholder of the eye, but I too have done the math.  The cube root of 7800 is only 19.8319248 which puts the 7800 squarely behind the Jag-U-Are in ultimate awesomeness. And speaking of squarely, 64 squared is 4096 and I know this because I calculated it through The Eye of The Tiger.  Being the Survivor that I am, I did these calculations at about 25 or 6 to Four in the morning with an empty glass of bourbon in hand and cookie crumbs in my umbilicus.  And did I mention that I was in Chicago?

  5. joeatari1

    Man, I want a RetroTINK 4K.  But price of entry is way too steep!

    1. dudeguy

      dudeguy

      I'm done with the upscaler crap for the most part but I will say the 5X Pro is awesome. I think there's some serious OCD going on with people never being satisfied with how 30 year old games look

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I still plan on getting a 5X...I don't have a 4K TV...

  6. joeatari1

    Today, my wife died of dysentery three times.  The Oregon Trail is not a place for the faint of fart.

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      In Sweden we try to stop it ahead.

      farthinder.jpg.6ef0cc54f0bb9b5b1f6a5c76fdde3efc.jpg

    2. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      heart soul GIF by merkinspurlock

  7. joeatari1

    Whaaaa.... Where did my new topic go?

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ohhh...I was all set,  had all the tasteful nudes ready for uploading...And it's gone??

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      LOL tasteful nudes.  You probably sent those to rev. ;-)

    4. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      My nudes would be anything but tasteful! 🤢

  8. joeatari1

    If you catch a bunch of lightning bugs, put them in your mouth and chew, will your teeth glow in the dark?

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Let's us know  eh!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      They will if ya add phosphors....Also add mustard (for flavor)...And Potassium Sorbate (as a preservative)

  9. joeatari1

    Hot Mustard Doritos.  Yum!

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    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      GF bought the ketchup Doritos. Um, ok, but ketchup?!?! That's like making spaghetti and serving it with ketchup rather than marinara/pasta/bolognese sauce.

    3. 7800Knight

      7800Knight

      @jd_1138 Ketchup flavored snacks like potato chips are very big in Canada.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      MUSTARD > Ketchup

  10. joeatari1

    Happy Mothers Day to all you Mothers!

  11. joeatari1

    https://atari.com/blogs/newsroom/atari-goes-all-in-on-horror-with-basic-math-seven-ate-nine  And there is a shirt too!  Get one while supplies last!!!  https://atari.com/products/basic-math-7-ate-9-classic-unisex-crewneck-t-shirt

  12. joeatari1

    Atari's next Recharged game: Caverns of Mars!

    caverns-gamebox-01.webp?v=1673281438&wid

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      Perhaps Getaway Recharged is in the pipeline for the future?

  13. joeatari1

    The Atari VCS is on sale right now!  The first 50 sales are only $189 with a Speaker Hat!  @Cebus Capucinis this has you written all over it!

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Nope.  In a weird way, I kind of want to get one but only so that I can stick it on top of a wig mannequin with a picture of Fred Chesnais' face stapled to it.

    3. LS650

      LS650

      You know, I actually would like to buy one of the new 'classic' joysticks... but they will not ship to Canada. 😟

       

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Did you just say ONLY $189??!

       

      Wait... Half off?

       

      (Somebody wake me...I'm in a living nightmare!)

       

      I wouldn't pay $189 for a Real VCS...Oh wait yes I probably would if it was modded with S-Video etc. and in Awesome shape...

  14. joeatari1

    Cherry Mistress Atari Age!!!

  15. joeatari1

    Is a Greek Salad still called a Greek Salad in Greece?

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    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      @jd_1138 French = pomme frites (fried potatoes).  And the French typically credit Belgium for their origin

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      To the tune of The Guess Who's American Woman:

       

      American french fries,

      get away from me....eeeeee

       

      My waistline,

      let it be...eeeeee

       

       

       

    4. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      What did I start here?🤣

  16. joeatari1

    Still no birthday module though.☹️

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'd rather have this!   It's like...A window to the mind, man.  Birthdays?   When ya get older you care less + less and would often not like to be reminded of your mortal coil,  furthering your journey on this inexorable march to the halls of death...

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      That was so depressing, yet so poetic at the same time.  I have been touched by your words.

  17. joeatari1

    Did you hear about the new virus in birds?  Its called cherpes and it's untweetable!

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      That first sentence captures your attention : "oh no what now?"  And then comes the punchline which catches you off guard.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      There's a disease that prevents people from Tweeting? SWEET, where can I get it so I can spread it?

  18. joeatari1

    When I went to school in Canada, I was so smart that I got straight ehs!

  19. joeatari1

    Looks like the Birthday module disappeared from the home page.

    1. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      So, Happy Birthday to everyone who ever had or will have a birthday.  That should about cover it.

    2. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      I am boycotting my birthday and I am offended you didn't take that into account with your inconsiderate post!! 🤪

  20. joeatari1

    The Pittsburgh Gaming Expo is taking place October 1st and 2nd this year.  You can post about it and follow HERE.

  21. joeatari1

    Happy Faja Day to all you Fajas out there!

    Austin Powers Father GIFs | Tenor

  22. joeatari1

    Bought a new Nerf gun.  Shot wife in the boob.  Got to sleep with the cats last night.  Good times.

    1. Serguei2

      Serguei2

      I always have good dreams when I sleep with cats.

  23. joeatari1

    Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

    Bitten by the Queen of Hearts every time.

    Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

    He's a loser but he still keeps on trying.

  24. joeatari1

    Is there really nobody that can use a free laptop for the price of shipping?  It will be recycled two weeks from today if not claimed HERE .

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      That's a shame.

       

      Wrong continent, but I was thinking about it earlier in the week when my similarly aged laptop only flickered in red and black and was barely usable. However today it worked fine again. Must've been low capacity on the battery (with charger plugged in) when I booted Windows and the driver failed to initialize the screen properly. Phew, that it displays as it should again so I don't have to hunt for a new laptop immediately.

    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      It's a nice laptop, I have two 17" ones from that era that have since been retired, played a lot of World of Warcraft on them back in the day!

       

  25. joeatari1

    Attention all PC people!!! Check out my give away thread HERE for a great deal on a Dell laptop!!!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I just got mine repaired !   Otherwise I might have wanted it!  Very nice of you to give it away though :)

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