joeatari1

I think putting on both Crush games would have been pretty cool...Hmmm...I've never even played Time  Cruise!  I'll have to check it out!

Mine should be here Sunday if all goes well.  Although an early delivery would be nice.

GoldLeader - Time Cruise was a different developer IIRC, and it definitely didn't feel like the Crush games. Naxat Pinball was is so good!

I was going through my PC Engine/TG-16 games today and I really wish they would have swapped Daimakaimura (Ghouls n Ghosts) for 1941 Counter Attack and added Silent Debuggers. The latter used sound so well to let you know where enemies were!

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

^ @digdugnate  Caddyshack or Family Guy?  I found the Family Guy clip hilarious once I realized it was the Caddyshack bit  

@GoldLeader either!  That is one of the funniest Family Guy bits- my wife and I quote it ALLL the time.  It's much better than the 'Meg' story in that episode.

"I don't see why I have to rent shoes, they're just trying to get my $1.50"

"Look at me, I've got girl boobs!"

Single, employed, paying my house off bit by bit with rent money, and making YT videos and eating well.

I read that as "married to two children" and was about to call social services.

"I wanted to have a baby, not marry one" --the glowering wife

While we're all comparing guitar notes, my first electric was a solid body Univox combo with Fender musicmaster bass amp (15w).

Man, pulling that g-string if I did not sound like Hendrix I must have been delusional!  More proof, years later I taught myself

the Star-Spangled Banner, complete with distortion and feedback enough to rock a stadium!  These days however I prefer

to play drums, call me crazy...

The last time I pulled a G-string was the last time.  I got slapped pretty hard!

😆that was great

Fishbone's "Bonin' in the Boneyard" has got barking and howling.

Wow!  I saw Mortification play in 1993 in Illinois

@GoldLeader

Thats cool.

I met the vocalist at NordicFest in Oslo in 2005 or 2007.

He drank a non-alcoholic beer and mentiond responsible drinking.

I mentioned I thought ‘Nocturnal’ was a really cool track.

@x=usr(1536) Only once and it's to to a girl I started dating when I was 16. We are still married to this day.  Here's my guess, you don't know me, and you don't realize my advice is always 100% solid and 100% correct. Follow it, and you'll be golden.

@moycon: actually, I'm happy that it worked out for you to that extent.  Very few people can manage that.

@x=usr(1536) I'll also mention I retired at age 48, but since you already know I can do things few people can manage, now I feel like you know me.  😉

I wonder if the Devil's A$$hole is any hotter than the Devil's Dick?

I made a Spicy Veggie Chikkin' sandwich in tribute!  Haha...Sometimes ya get a wild one too.  If you ask me,  certain peppers vary in their hotness...Jalapenos can be very mild or very hot IMO,  Ghost Peppers are pretty constant,...I bought some peppers a while back (Can't remember the name though...Kind of like Serrano peppers) But these (whatever they were) said on the label,  "Usually Mild but 1 in 10 are Hot!" ...Found that interesting...

Figured it out! ...Shishito peppers!...OK, Then...They're mild....Just... had to find that memory...Cheers joeatari1!

Miner 2049er, because I can't jump, I walk really slow, have bad collision detection, and can't sing on key.

And I look like a blob.

M.U.L.E. a new planet!

Sometimes,  when I'm in the bathroom...Assteroids.

Or perhaps, (following a previous pattern), it is a rhetorical question meant to be read as a sardonic, dry kind of humor in a Steven Wright voice...

Also, any day now the self driving cars will be so good and safe to use that even blind people can ride in them unassisted. Once it happens, they'll be able to enjoy drive through fast food, ATMs and all other services associated with arriving by car.

^Funny carlsson,  Earlier I felt like writing about the self driving car angle myself...But even though the responses are fun,...I'm pretty sure this was one of those times where it was a joke...Not necessarily meant to be taken at face value.

When danger reared it's ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

it's far too perilous!

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

malted milk balls?

swedish fish?

jelly babies?

Fun reflection: The "Swedish fish" are virtually unknown as a candy in Sweden. You might find it if you look far into every place that sells sweets, but are as typically Swedish as yogurt with caramelized popcorn are a typical US snack.

Chips

UB40IAM20

@joeatari1 https://www.amazon.com/Your-Filthy-Little-Mouth-David/dp/B000008K9N

I8URMOM

Metonym.

Thanks, Thesaurus.com....and Thanks, Geritol!

I have never seen a Thesaurus.  But I did see a Tyrannosaurus and a Brontosaurus in a museum once.  Perhaps next time I go they will have a Thesaurus.

*wheels in a the Thesaurus book on a podium display into the museum*

I don't know...especially since his work was used to almost destroy several cities on earth from the moon....

What is that all about Max?  (Austin Powers reference?)

@doctorclu,

Of course

Merry Christmas

Hope everything is well for you and your wife.

Best wishes, hope that it is nothing too serious, and that your wife makes a speedy recovery.

@joeatari1 Sorry to hear about this with your wife Joe. Let us know if you need anything. Will be hear to help you bro. 

@joeatari. Oh Man! Sorry to hear that Joe. Hope you're feeling better bro. Feel free to let us know if you need anything. Will be glad to help you out.

Anthony..

Ohh dear.. Happy to hear you're back online!

Godspeed @joeatari1!   Very glad you're OK!!!!!   Get better!!!!!

BTW, my last quote is what Bing would tell you if you searched for Google.

^That's freakin funny dude!

Bing can go to Hell.  I refuse to put money in Ned Ryerson's pockets.

@@@@@OOOHHhhh!

Do I gotta BUY IT NOW or Bid?  Can I PreOrder or Do I gotta KickStart someone?

Don't forget to make an offer that the seller can reject after accepting.  It won't even affect his rating.

Funny stuff 

^Oh, Another good one!

No, no mall rats.  Or Seinfeld for that matter.  Just enjoying chocolate covered pretzels.

That also works.

As a secondary language, I've mostly learned it word by word instead of any particular grammar rules. Perhaps native speakers should as well?

I don't give a rat's ass how stuff is spelted. Or even if it's a word.

American English is a language of exceptions

I'm bad with math, and statistics, but I was actually guessing someone prolly went "dammit" over that exact situation like, once a minute, somewhere around the World. That sucks.

3-second rule. Pick it up quick!

Well, that's why I made the Chinese Foood analogy-

Some things you can quickly recover, others, "random bits of Chinese Foood", "Shrimp Linguini" not so much.

When BK first launched in my (Canadian) city in the late-1970s, the fish sandwich was called the "Whaler". A friend of the family utterly loved them; me, not so much. Personally, I miss the Big King. 

Just don't ralf on us...

@Rick Dangerous but my name is Joe.🤮

@Rogerpoco it's not a bad sandwich.  It has a couple pickle slices, some lettuce and sauce.  I put cheese on mine and it was good.  I would rather have fish from Bonefish Grille, but then again who wouldn't.

well....at least half a Ratt....

Saw these guys back in 83 with Mötley Crüe. Great show!

Great commercial that also plays homage to the video. That whole album (Out of the Cellar) still holds up well today.

Ahooooo!

@7800Knight, no but I do have some Pina Colada mix from Trader Joe's somewhere in the house.  Does that count?

FWIW,    in tribute perhaps,  I am drinking a half orange juice, half Pina Colada over some crushed ice with a dash of pineapple juice/chunks, and some maraschino cherries and juice...

Ugh; glad things are getting better!

That stinks, but good to know it is nothing too serious.  Best of luck to your wife on a speedy recovery.

That sucks, but hopefully it is a quick recovery!

🙏❤