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  1. Getting ready for a god-tier poo! Got the timing right, got a soda and sammich and fiber for breakfast, and practiced proper posture!

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      I will share a story, from college days of yore...  There was once, in a dorm bathroom, a poo so massive, that even college age students could not comprehend the magnitude of such an event.  It was as if the poo had elephantiasis of itself.  I give you the aptly dubbed "Holy Shit".  A poo so massive that it would not flush.  A poo so massive that the students had erected a makeshift altar to its greatness.  There were poems written, there were art projects decorating the stall and there were also candles burning to honor its presence.  Eventually a janitor had to remove the poo that had graced this college campus with its presence.  All in the dorm were saddened beyond measure.  But alas, as this poo was the "Holy Shit", on the third day it had risen once again!  And there was much rejoicing!  The artistic creativity flowed once again until the janitor made his rounds.  Thus ends my true story of the "Holy Shit" at the Kutztown University campus dorms.

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  2. Getting ready for a god-tier poo! Got the timing right, got a soda and sammich and fiber for breakfast, and practiced proper posture!

  3. A coal seam in Australia's Burning Mountain has been burning for 6,000 years, the world's oldest fire.

  4. Have you been debating Atari today?

  5. Don't eat a polar bear liver - it contains so much vitamin A that it can kill you.

  6. Don't eat a polar bear liver - it contains so much vitamin A that it can kill you.

  7. What's on your mind?

  8. What do white lines do??

  9. I swear the 49'ers are cursed.

  10. Yeah, if we can get ATARIAGE underwear.. ( because I  reeeeeally need news ones :s ) 

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    Oh and speaker pants as well 

  11. Still debating on whether or not I should open up my brand new VCS.

  12. Still debating on whether or not I should open up my brand new VCS.

  13. The Atari VCS is on sale right now!  The first 50 sales are only $189 with a Speaker Hat!  @Cebus Capucinis this has you written all over it!

  14. Do people hump because it's called hump day or is it called hump day because people hump?

  15. It was 36 F a couple of hours ago.  Now it is 15 F and going down to 7. 

    But there is no such thing as cold, only an absence of heat.

  16. PSA: I just wet my pants! Favorite shooter is getting an extended modern-day remake! You win the internetz if you can guess it.

  17. My MacBook died suddenly and without warning, and none of the tricks I found online to revive it are working. If Apple can't resurrect it for a reasonable price, I'll have to decide what I want to do for a replacement. I may go for a Linux-friendly laptop instead of another Mac.

  18. All I, and millions of other fans, want for Christmas is Knight Rider 2600!!!!!!

  19. Is a Greek Salad still called a Greek Salad in Greece?

  20. Is a Greek Salad still called a Greek Salad in Greece?

  21. Is a Greek Salad still called a Greek Salad in Greece?

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