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Status Updates posted by joeatari1
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If the police arrest a mime, do they still tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
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I went to the book store and asked the saleswoman "Where is the self help section?". She said that if she told me, that would defeat the purpose.
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Last chance, it goes to recycling tomorrow morning.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked??
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@Rogerpoco so if you find another turtle while mowing your lawn, are you gonna name her Geo?
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Haha-close, @bluejay -
I was actually a moderator for NEO-Flash at the time, so the name DID come from gaming, but not SNK!
So I'd have to name it Flash!
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My advice for the day: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest drown too?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is this considered a hostage situation?
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@CPUWIZwhat are they gonna do, give you a death sentence?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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"I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon"
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Happy 6/9 dudes (and dudettes)!
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Sirloin. The only steak good enough to be called Sir.
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If Mozart and Cinderella had a love child, would it be called Mozzarella?
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OU812?
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It's, It's a ballroom blitz!
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Free Sanyo 20" CRT TV in my give away thread. Works perfect. Pick up only! It goes in the dumpster in two weeks.
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Yeah, of course I've played Centipede. But I've never heard of Human Centipede. How do you play that?
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When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming and freaking out like the other people in the car he was driving.