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I'm in a Rodney Dangerfield mood today, RIP. Thought up more one liners he could use if he we're around today. "My wife's cooking is so bad our kids go running around to the neighbors and beg for leftovers!" "One time I had a piece of meat that I could't eat so I tossed it to the dog...he tossed it back!" "Awhile back and I put my plate on the floor for the dog and he bit me!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GfWXN5Lp1s - Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes.
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"No time to do it right, but always time to do it over!"
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Here it is, Saturday afternoon, and I'm all set to watch the Mariners spring training baseball. Nope, can't do it! Only way to watch it is to subscribe to Fubo! Root Sports is busing interviewing the cook for the Seattle Kraken hockey team! What is WRONG with this picture?
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I just read that scientists in China have developed a disk the size of a DVD that will hold the equivalent of 220,000 dvds!
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They say money talks, all mine ever says is goodbye!
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What do you get if you put 2 pancakes together? Two pancakes that are thicker than any Subway sandwich! Gotta pay big money to those football stars instead!