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Status Updates posted by jgkspsx
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Blame @Flojomojo.
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Oh I thought you were gonna say;
Like we say in Sweden,
Ni är idioter
(OK I was going for "You guys are Dorks", but I'm pretty sure it translated "Idiots")...The playful nature of "Dorks", also one step closer to nerds, well...Nuances of language do intrigue me I suppose...As do unfinished sentences and **whatever the plural of ellipsis is** ...
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Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain of the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm;
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distill
Like amber bead.His knife see rustic labour dight,
And cut you up with ready slight,
Trenchin' your gushin' entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive;
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like t' rive,
"Bethankit" hums.Is there owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect scunner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sich a dinner?Poor divil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve, a nit;
Thro bloody flood or field t' dash,
O, how unfit!But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The tremblin earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An legs an arms an heads will sned
Like taps o thrissle!Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care
And dish them out their bill o fare
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies
But if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
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@jgkspsx Hahaha. Oh wow! I remember this jgk. I use to have it in my kindergarden-1 grade class growing up. I thought I was the only one that did so. Thank you for sharing this with me bro. This made my night for sure.
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Great news for the retro gaming community and fans of Everdrive products. I imagine it would take him quite a while to get back into it, even if he ends up having to settle in Spain. If he could manage to set up shop with them there though, that could provide his family with income they might desperately need right now.
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Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! Burger King is your way, right away.
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That’s amazing @GoldLeader!
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Seattle had a similar artist named Ricky Rebel who used to hang out at the Art Bar in the 90s. Unlike Wesley, he was a skinny white guy but like Wesley he played a keyboard except I think he also played guitar too after the keyboard got the beat going. And some of his songs were just as weird and obscene.
One of his songs that was recorded live and played on the public access show The Ted Narcotic Show (also the band that I joined in 2016) was called "I Wanna Kill Tom Petty." At the end of the song he yells I f**kin hate you! a few times while pouring a glass of red wine on his head. My guitarist also got a cassette album Ricky Rebel recorded. With strange songs like "I Wanna Be Raped by Michael Jackson," "Disco Satan," and my favorite, "Stupid F**kin' B**ch" lol
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this link would make more sense... https://twitter.com/krikzz/with_replies
since you can see more of the conversation.
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The different circumstances I am hoping for are a small piece of lead entering the back of Vladimir Putin’s skull
Surely somebody in the Russian military command realizes he’s gone off the deep end. If they don’t stop him now they are going to be in his sights next as he continues the Stalin cosplay.
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A guy who kept a bunch of rare Game Boy games in his attic found the plastic was all destroyed. I was going to switch to plastic totes for storing cartridges instead of cardboard boxes, but now I'm thinking no...
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A noble spirit embiggens the smallest person.
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@GoldLeader They added it precisely because of the Simpsons. It wasn't a word, but people started using it so it became one.
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Way more original ideas and games I'm excited for in the Atari Homebrew Awards than in today's Nintendo Direct, is all I'm saying.
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Live A Live remake, with Octopath Traveler-style "deep 2d" pixel art, coming to Switch! The best RPG the west never got (at least that I've played). What a lovely surprise!
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Here is the whole Nintendo Direct.
Man, are these companies all out of ideas or what? It's all remakes, sequels, and spinoffs. Front Mission 1 remake looks as good as Live a Live though a lot more people have played that series. Fire Emblem Warriors 2 looks good if you need even more Dynasty Warriors in your life. Xenoblade Chronicles 3 looks a lot more like the first one and a lot more likeable than whatever the heck Everquest wannabe the second game was. I'm happy that Nintendo finally deigned to let people play Mother again (but still no Mother 3). Wii Sports 4 looks great, and is long overdue. But there really wasn't anything new at all except Kirby, and, man, Kirby just ain't what he used to be.
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Don’t forget to vote in the Best of Jaguar 2021 polls!
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How did I fall in love with the SG-1000?!?
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Any Chicagoans out there who might consider helping me out with a small but rare item on Craigslist that requires cash and pickup only? I would make it worth your while, and I promise to review it on here
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The Cheat is not dead!
I’m so glad The Cheat is not dead.
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My top ten new year’s resolutions, in order of importance:
- 160x102- infinite
- 160x144
- 320x224
- 320x240
- 160x192
- 160x240
- 256x240
- 256x224
- 1080p
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Koyaaaaaaaaanisqatsiiiiiii
Koyaaaaaaaaanisqatsiiiiiii
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HHhMMmmm...Would you believe I even have that game? Yup! Just looked. Not sure I've ever played it though. It's open but looks brand new...Even though it looks fun, it also looks like you'd have no idea what the hell is going on haha...I got the Target exclusive version with a comic book inside etc. I think I played it once a long time ago then moved on to something different.
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New Jerseyites (and neighbors), you could grab THREE Vectrexes and a bunch of controllers for $600. Thankfully I’m too far away to create a new storage nightmare for myself
https://newjersey.craigslist.org/tag/d/denville-fs-vectrex-console-lot/7424945705.html
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If this isn’t a particularly joyous day for you, know that you’re not alone. Many of us have new and painful gaps in our families and our group of friends, and at the best of times the holidays can be hard on a lot of people. Thinking of you today.