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  1. I went into a department store fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile...then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' The clerks were NOT amused.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ya gotta fart right after yelling it.

  2. This cafe in Koenji of Tokyo, Japan only allows in writers on a deadline...and they CAN'T leave until they finish!!  Now that is an idea!

     

    Café In Japan Only Allows Writers On A Deadline And Won't Let Them Leave Until They're Done - 9GAG

  3. I'll never forget how angry my teacher got years ago when I told her a "Ghetto" was one of the Marx Brothers.

  4. H-H-Hershey's Chocolate Bar, One of the All Time Greats!  (Starring Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner!)

     

     

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      And after the fade to black, the Roadrunner falls over dead.

       

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      https://kylonpowell.com/feed-a-bird/

  5. This cat is a police captain and makes sure the local police department is working.

     

     

  6. Watching my Blu-Ray of the Peanuts Movie (2015).  I could never get over Sally calling Linus her "sweet baboo".  All these years, I thought she was saying "sweet baboon"!

  7. Ev’ry time I come to town
    The boys keep kickin’ my dawg aroun’;
    Makes no difference if he is a houn’,
    They gotta quit kickin’ my dawg aroun’.

  8. David McKee, the author who created King Rollo, died on Wednesday 4/6/2022.  I remember King Rollo most from the 13 short cartoons; they ran as a segment on the 1977-1990 Nickelodeon show Pinwheel.

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    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Oh wow, I remember that.

  9. Happy birthday to you!

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    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      Thanks everyone. For most of the time I keep my birthday a low profile thing, here being one of few forums and social media where it is public. I just was out on "After Work" with some of my friends and not until I drove home I told them about it.

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Happy Birthday ^_^

       

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      Hope you had a happy birthday carlsson.  Sorry I missed it.

  10. My second children's book, Hilda & Richie's Wizard, is now on Amazon Kindle!

     

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XD456FB

    1. Wilco

      Wilco

      That’s awesome, congrats! 

    2. 7800Knight
  11. Speed's what we need. We need...greasy FAST SPEED!! - Mickey, Rocky II

  12. Today, April 1st, was my grandfather's birthday.  What a day to have a birthday.

    1. xucaen

      xucaen

      Doctor: congratulations you have a lovely baby girl.

      Mother: OMG she has a penis!

      Doctor: April fools.

  13. I got a short YouTube video up.  I plan to do more with my channel!

     

     

  14. I always thought the Fifth Element was a movie about boron.

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Boron?  736022585_ScreenShot2022-03-27at1_11_43AM.png.24b3606bbfa836b0310bb0575ae0b780.png   Ah, ok.

  15. First hike of 2022!  I walked 6.92 miles and almost 17,000 steps.

     

    I'll need more training though to be able to hike 20 miles.

  16. How in the heck can I wash my neck

    If it ain't gonna rain no more?

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I was told my long hair don't cover up my red neck..

  17. Approximately 11 million pints of Guinness are consumed on St. Patrick’s Day each year.

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Depends...in my house or elsewhere?

    3. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      Still better than green beer.

    4. 7800Knight

      7800Knight

      @SlidellMan I actually had a glass of green beer one year while waiting for my local St. Pat's parade to start.  I think it was Budweiser.  It was better than I expected.

  18. Now that the snow is melting, I'm getting back into training for hiking!  I managed 9,000 steps today...though lots of water and mud from melted snow.

    1. LS650

      LS650

      I like to walk. Before I got a step tracker watch I figure I would walk maybe 12,000 steps a day on my days off, but only about 4000 on a work day.  Too much sitting at a computer.  I picked up the step tracker, and set it for a modest 8000 steps a day.  I find now I still walk 12000-14000 steps on my off days, but at least my work days are up to 8000-9000 steps a day.

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Walking makes my feet hurt. Standing makes my feet hurt. Having feet makes my feet hurt.

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Yeah, gotta stand and walk everyday. It'll hurt slightly less.  

  19. Barbaloot suits
    Barbaloot suits
    Hiking off to somewhere in our
    Barbaloot suits...

  20. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah…

    1. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      ...it's mawwiage with cwildren...

    2. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Actually officiated a wedding, and I started it quoting that.   Everyone cracked up.  :D

  21. I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.

  22. Watching the MST3K premiere on the Gizmoplex; who knew that Mexican wrestlers and vampire are natural enemies?

  23. Before Family Guy's "Blue Harvest", before Robot Chicken, before Spaceballs...there was the 1978 film "Hardware Wars"!

     

     

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    2. doctorclu
    3. Max_Chatsworth

      Max_Chatsworth

      @7800Knight LOL...yeah. The little clunky A/B botton box on top.  A was your regular channels and B was cable.  And you are right about being no packages.  We were lucky enough to get cable/HBO in the late 70's. I guess my parents figured with 5 kids it was an economical way to entertain the family :).  I remember one of the first big "gets" as far as movies that HBO had was Halloween.  I remember the A/B box had an actual physical key lock that my parents would keep locked when they weren't around so we couldn't see R rated stuff. I remember Halloween well because I was in like 2nd grade in 78 and had a friend sleeping over and we begged and begged my parents to give us the key on a late Friday night so we could watch Halloween and they finally relented.    The movie poster of whatever their big feature was that month was on the cover of the old monthly HBO guide that you would get in the mail ever month.  Remember these? LOL.

      Image 1 - Vintage 1978 HBO tv guides lot of 5

       

      Basically everyone who had cable had HBO that I knew....HBO was almost indistinguishable from cable in those early days. I think there were only 9 or 10 cable channels besides HBO when we first got it.

      I loved me some Fraggle Rock when it came out! To this day when we go for dessert I always ask if we can get Peach and Garlic pie and my kids/wife have no idea what I'm talking about.

    4. 7800Knight

      7800Knight

      @Max_Chatsworth I totally remember those HBO guides!  They featured animated movie, animated specials and articles on Fraggle Rock!

  24. There are only 4 Kmart stores left in the USA.  

     

    Kmart is down to its last 4 stores in the US | National News | bismarcktribune.com

     

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    2. jhd

      jhd

       

      Are they still restocking the stores, or just clearing unsold merchandise?

       

      Back in the late-1990s, Woolworth's closed here in Canada. As each store in the chain closed, unsold merchandise would be redistributed to the remaining stores. The store in my neighbourhood was one of the last to close, and so it kept receiving "new" stock from other locations as they shut-down. 

       

      The same thing happened with Target Canada. They stopped ordering new merchandise and just sold what was in the store. So, things like food and household goods were long gone before they ever clearance priced the DVDs and clothing. I assume that some stock was shifted as the various locations closed over time. 

    3. Gunstar

      Gunstar

      Maybe that is it, but I guess that means they are selling last years design or model on products or whatever, you can't get something made this year at those stores. So it's definitely not business as usual just lingering on and dying a slow death if that's the case. They're just taking on the role themselves of liquidation instead of selling leftover stock to a liquidation company that is in business for that reason.

    4. jhd

      jhd

      Liquidation companies will pay only a very small fraction of the retail price; K-Mart can still get, say, 50% or, at worst, 25% of the original MSRP. Self-liquidating maximizes the amount of revenue that they will receive. It also allows the remaining staff more time to find other employment.  

       

      Eventually there will not be enough stock remaining on the shelves to justify opening the doors. Whatever is left would presumably then go to a liquidator (or landfill or a local charity, depending).   

       

      I do agree that customers are going to be seeing lots of out-of-date and shopworn merchandise in those remaining stores.  

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