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SeaGtGruff

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  1. Just finished watching the Rampage movie and I gotta say, it very well may best movie adaptation of a video game I have ever seen! Also, <3 Ralph

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Yes, I thought it was remarkably good for a "video game movie." It certainly didn't hurt that Dwayne Johnson is such a likable person who can act in such a believable manner even in unbelievable movies.

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  2. Tomorrow night I'm going to watch either The Dark Crystal (1982) or Labyrinth (1986) and can't quite decide which. I remember liking them both as a little kid but don't remember anything else about them. Any suggestions as to which one to watch?

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      SeaGtGruff

      I liked The Dark Crystal better, so that's the one I suggest.

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  3. OMG

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      SeaGtGruff

      She can sing, but can the metronomic audience keep the correct tempo?

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  4. naked girls in the AA chat room

  5. If I have 10 bacon strips, you have 10, and I eat 21, how many do you have left?

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      I don't have any left, because I ate all 10 of mine before you could steal them, forcing you to eat 5 of Sally's and 6 of Linda's. PS-- Sally and Linda don't like you anymore!

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  6. A lady walked into my apartment looking for a bathroom (I guess? Idk). My thing is, have you never seen an apartment complex before?

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      This is why you should always keep your apartment door locked and bolted.

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  7. I dreamed I buried myself in the ground, shoveling myself in at ultra high speed. It was ridiculous and comical almost. I then got to playing some VCS games.

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      SeaGtGruff

      If you buried yourself in the ground, I presume the VCS games you got to play were the ones buried in the Alamogordo landfill. :)

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  8. "You perverts can stop giggling. I said my name is Han Solo, not Hand Solo."

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      SeaGtGruff

      I thought it was Ham Salad and Chewing Tobacco?

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  9. GoT season 4 is over. Whut I'm posta do now?

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Rewatch all the seasons and make detailed notes about all the ways the TV series differs from the books.

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  10. hey... wait a minute... In saw a trailer for the new Godzilla and for a split second, I think I saw RODAN ? OMG OMG OMG \o/

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Based on what I'm seeing on the web, I think there are at least two kinds of Mutos-- the flying Mutos and an 8-legged Muto.

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  11. hey... wait a minute... In saw a trailer for the new Godzilla and for a split second, I think I saw RODAN ? OMG OMG OMG \o/

  12. Never watched "The Goldbergs" before, never will again; tonight's show was promo'd as being about a character getting hooked on Pac-Man, instead it was Punch Out.

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Punch Out worked better for the script, as far as the game appealing to the guy's mean, violent streak, as well as replacing his game addiction with boxing as a real life "healthy" alternative. For Pac-Man it would have been, what, eating? ;)

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  13. Never watched "The Goldbergs" before, never will again; tonight's show was promo'd as being about a character getting hooked on Pac-Man, instead it was Punch Out.

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      SeaGtGruff

      Yeah, I noticed the switcherooni, not sure why that happened.

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  14. KFC has discontinued their baked beans! Another fast-food favorite bites the dust...

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      SeaGtGruff

      adam242, I also thought KFC had good baked beans, but in our area I think they got rid of them a few years ago-- unless they brought them back after that and I hadn't seen them.

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  15. Anyone know how to safely remove a HEUR:Exploit.Java.Generic virus (whatever the thing is)?

  16. Hate when I see fruit flies doing the back float in my beer!

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      But fruit flies like to get drunk, too! The worst experience I ever had along those lines was when I was playing Atari late at night. I set an open can of Coke down on the end table and left it there for a bit while I was playing. Then I grabbed it to take a chug and discovered that a big black roach had crawled inside. Naturally I had to go running for the bathroom!

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  17. Glitch or Secret Alien Communication?

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      SeaGtGruff

      It was just a glitch. On the other hand, back in the days when TV signals were analog and most stations signed off sometime after midnight, you used to be able to pick up signals from the Venusian Overlords by tuning to a blank station and listening to the static-- sometimes you could even see their faces in the snow.

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  18. i got wasabi up my nose- so this is how i die.

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      SeaGtGruff

      That's a coincidence! I was eating wasabi peas earlier today and exhaled through my nose. I'm pretty sure all my nostril hairs turned to ash! (Looks in mirror.) Nope, they're still there-- they must be tougher than I thought!

  19. Pastel colours. Can't stand them. What's up with these awful UI and hardware designs? First Ubuntu, now IOS7. Awful, putrid design. Can't wait till pastels are out of vogue.

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      SeaGtGruff

      Pastel colors = light, washed-out colors for people who are afraid of colors

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  20. When people type "LOL" are they really laughing out loud, or are they just faking it?

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      SeaGtGruff

      I usually type SMTMN (snorting milk through my nose) or SCOOMM (spitting coffee out of my mouth).

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  21. All of those people clapping along at ballparks have probably never even seen "The Addams Family".

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      I thought the Addams Family was *snap* *snap* not *clap* *clap*? :)

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  22. Hmm, trying to talk the girls into seeing Pacific Rim. Amelie is being particularly difficult. Even my tactic of "let's go see giant robots punch monsters in the face--in 3D" didn't sway her...

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      SeaGtGruff

      Tell her one of the heroes is a woman, maybe that will get her interested! :)

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  23. I've been using my iPad so much lately, I've started trying to touch my laptop screen to click "OK".

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Scotty (to Apple computer): "Computer... computer..."

      Man (handing Scotty the mouse): "Here, use this."

      Scotty (talking into the mouse): "Computer... computer..."

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  24. Your job is to grow up, move out, get a job, consume, reproduce, then die. Now stop goofing off and get serious! The Matrix is depending on your cooperation!

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      I'm stuck on that first one. I don't wanna grow up!

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  25. Sitting in the dentist's chair this morning - what song comes on the radio? "Haven't Got Time for the Pain". Thanks for the laugh, Carly.

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      SeaGtGruff

      At least the song wasn't "Haven't got Novacaine for the pain!"

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