Frozone212

Worm thoughts by Frozone 212

Worms on a good day: "Hello mr ladybug, it's a wonderful day"

Worms during The winter: "It's...c-cold- a-ah-ahh-choo!"

Bring your pet to work day:

Dogs: "go away!"

Cats: "LEAVE ME THE (Bleep) ALONE!"

Birds: "I am writing this from my bunker deep underground. it is day 44 and that damned bird is still above ground. Rations are low, i've resorted to wormism (worm cannibalism) to survive. "

"Day 144. Rations are gone, the worms have left. I am all alone. Is there anyone alive? Is there anyone?"

Day 500: "WANTSMEATWANTSMEATWANTSMEATAAAAAAGH!"

Day 1000: "I caught an ant today. It needs seasoning. I found an entire reservoir of helpless ants. I've stocked them as rations"

Day 1,200: "I killed the bird! Clipped it's (Bleep) wings and shoved the spit through its (Bleep bleep bleep) until it (bleeeeeeep). needs salt."

Day 1,450: "tired, cranky, haven't slept"

Day 2000: "I am writing this to inform other worms. KILL THEM ALL! KILL THE BIRDS! KILL THE BI-"

Day 3000: "I have gone mad. C'est La vie, Tell Mother i'm sorry"

(gunshot)