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For the love of **** somebody tell the people in charge of Applewin to FIX THE CONTROLS! Can't play any game that isn't a text adventure.
Worm of bemer? No luck
Lode runner? No luck
Wolfenstein? NO LUCK!
It's bad enough that they added the ability without the instructions to do so. I'm not a linux nut nor IT, I'm a gamer.
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When spiders were put on the earth, spare parts were used to make the Daddy Long Leg, A pitiful excuse for a spider.
Dies constantly due to Raid
Smashed, smushed, stomped on, eaten by cats, eaten by dogs, swept up via vacuums etc. The average lifespan of these poor bastards is .25 seconds upon being spotted
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Dear sir or madam who made Lorkeep station for nazi zombies: YOUR MAP SUCKS! it's buggy as ****!
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I've pretty much stopped playing modern consoles. Every new release requires more and more space on my Hard drive. This leads to disinterest, which leads to me gaming on my PC. The only thing tethering me to my xbox is Halo. Even that may not be enough anymore.
I'm going back to the Ps2 and OG Xbox for the time being. At least I can actually play the game instead of watching the install screen.
I'll take long loading times over long install times anyday
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The Howling (1981) has no sequels! Only the original version and the remake count. 5 gets a pass...barely
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Everything is working fine. you killed the big bad, got the girl and the treasure. Then you find out:
A: She identifies as a lesbian or hates men
B: The Villains family wants you dead and have hired mercenaries
and lastly: The IRS are coming for their prize with a fleet of ships. Your dinky little mansion is right in the path of the first salvo.
Also that dragon you killed was keeping a bigger threat out of the picture: oops ?
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Nearly destroyed the saints in Madden 19. Lost by 1 point because the AI pulled a miracle rally. final score 16-17
Annihilated the falcons as the 49ers.
Apparently I need gold to access franchise mode?
EA, you made me sign a shady ass TOS, at least let me use franchise mode.
also, it needs to check your hard drive, THEN load the game, THEN you have to sit through yet another mini commercial. Ugh! give me NBA street Vol 2 please -
Give a kid a computer with BASIC and a magazine and he'll have fun.
Modern programming: today we are going to learn the basics behind C and there will be a test on...zzzzzzz
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The C64 or a Zx Spectrum +2?
help me decide.
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I'm considering making a horror based text adventure of Alice in wonderland, akin to Pan's Labyrinth.
Want to target the Atari 800 but have no idea how to save in altirra.
I also want to avoid any overuse of the input command. Would love a way to make a parser
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Rewatched spider man far from home. Is it so difficult to write characters that are fleshed out, well written and mean something. I really don't want to draw parallels to the Sam Raimi trilogy but, compare Spider man 1 to Far from Home. Years older but better written and acted.
I think the quality of marvel movies has degraded over the years. Flashy special effects to cover for poor acting and minimal character development.
FFS Marvel, get your asses in gear!
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The 10 levels of fatness:
Healthy
Husky
Fat
Obese
Round
DAMN!
Oh Hell No!
Dear God NO!
This Elevator is off limits
Chair killer
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Bought today for $4.96
Dark forces
Dark forces II
will buy in the future:
Dark forces mysteries of the sith
Fallout collection
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Over the course of 4 days I have done:
Doom eternal stream(2 parts)
Darkest of days (recorded)
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hey charlie, check this strip out:
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@Frozone212 Hahahaha. I remember seeing this for the first time and was belly laughing on the floor Frozone. I worry of that in my fridge bro. Thank you for sharing this with me.
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Women against porn (Wap)
Fathers against porn (fap)
Not the best names guys
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Concerning Activision anthology, who here on this site contributed the games? I want to say thank you very much for making my PS2 days so awesome
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one of the gamefly reviews is freaking laughable:
4 / 10A thorough collection of games better forgotten.
Retro game collections achieve one of two goals: they either take you back and remind you of the quality of classic games when they didn't need photo-realistic graphics, complicated plots, cut-scenes and 110 hours of gameplay or they remind you that the past is better left in the closet. This is firmly the latter. Back in the day, it was easy to get away with such simplistic, repetitive gameplay, because that was just the limitation. But going back to the Atari 2600 era now it's just not pleasant. The Activision games can be amusing, for a minute or two but once the novelty wears off, you're left with shooting the same two aliens, or running to the right, or shooting the same two planes, or whatever, over and over and over again. Having an 80's soundtrack or playing the games on a rotating cube doesn't change things. It's just a lipstick on a pig. Bottom line: don't waste your time.
brainofj (member since 2009)
reviewed on 1/9/10
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Oh, no, not legitimizing what they are saying, but I totally understand the ignorance(that's not quite meant as backhanded as it sounds...).
I first got the PS1 Activision Classic games when it was new, 20+ years ago-I kinda just kept up with what was current then, casually, mostly RPG's, grew up with games, had Atari around but was a tad to young to be any good at it.
Seemed like a good deal, all those games, for 20$, lol, yaya!
Well, I got it home, and it sucked, bad.
Not for the reasons I say now, I wasn't good enough then to discern, but I honestly remember thinking, "Sad this is dead, because no one is ever gonna want to play this old assed shit ever again".
So, flash forward 20+ years, I'm into the retro more than anything, and digging back even farther than what I grew up with, have learned about the Atari(2600), gotten good at it, appreciate "what it is".
But it's kinda like, unless you know, you totally don't know, and TBH I really don't hate that idea.
I swear-I really am, I guess, a top 2600 player, always did well in the HSC's here, many W/R's/Maxes elsewhere, but I totally remember thinking the bits and blobs, and same thing over and over was never gonna cut it, after games evolved, but I was definitely wrong.
My Activision shelf isn't the best in the World, but it's pretty damned good, I LOVE the company(the original one, 2600), but I totally remember thinking it was shit at one point, haha, it just depends on your perspective.
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Reading a story is easy, writing one is not. People think writers have it easy. Trust me, I would rather be a game developer then stare at white all day.
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I'll go one step farther, on a similar sentiment-songwriting.
Same thing there, except most anyone who's ever picked up a guitar thinks they have written a great song when in fact, they haven't.
Being able to play well most certainly does NOT guarantee an ability to write songs, that's where I fit in, I can play almost anything, but am humbled by great songwriters, makes me pretty jealous.
I think writing, period, is not a learned skill, you are either born able, or you aren't.
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I don't have Po's patience. I would've straight up stuck a dagger in Shen and shot Tai lung to death with a minigun.
Shen would be lunch and Tai Lung would be dinner
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Doom 3 Christmas version:
"No no, you must let me get this message out while there's still time. You Don't know what i've seen! We've run out of Cracker Barrel!
OH GOD!
(Demons come out of the portal...bearing Cracker Barrel)
"they aren't attacking?"
Demon: "Of course not, have a cracker and Merry Christmas, we'll invade in a week"
(Portal closes)
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