Ransom

To that great Status Update in the sky...

MMmm, pretty sure that's NOT true, but I'd better go check snopes.com to be sure.

He also cries whenever someone kicks a puppy.

It checks out.

Maybe the Indians were afraid of being murdered.

We do live in that alternate 1985!

Biff Tannen Stadium and museum. lol

I bid you to burn!

I always theought...I am the god of hell and fire

You're worked hard and you saved and earned, but all of it's going to burn!

lol That would have been pretty funny, but alas, it seems like there's not too many people in the market for a big $$$ arcade stick for their Atari 2600. If it does happen to sell though I'll do my best to give your Jag a good loving home where it will be warm, comfy, and fed lot's of 90's first-person shooters.

Now what will fill the gap between your CV and your Wii U?

Travistouchdown -- Ha! Actually, I'm glad to have nothing filling that space. At one point I had three consoles hooked to this TV, three to the living room TV, and seven of 'em hooked to the TV in the library/game room. My goal is to have two, two, and three hooked up, respectively.

He loves boogers!

Surely not pizza!

I like eating my own snots.

Or so I have read...

I am cjameslv and i DO NOT approve of this message.

Indeed

Words you do NOT want to hear from a surgeon.

^lol

Should've cut the red wire.

You've been non-trigger triggered!

You could have at least warned me.

Perky boob tubes.

Better than shitting a sweater!

Brown is in!

What does it smell like?

One must eat the other who runs free before him. Put him right into his mouth. While fantasizing the beauty of it's movements. A sensation not unlike slapping yourself in the face.

I know of good places to find very dumb people: Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter, and sometimes youtube comments sections.

I hat dum poeple with a potion.

Spoiler** At the end of the movie, it turns out that that guy was actually dumb the whole time and just didn't realize it.

Do you mean over its entire lifetime? Or a shorter, clearly defined period?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

I think he chucks a peck of wood...

Some things never change.

"Confusion say: Females - I'll never understand them."

Al Bundy say: Women, you can't live with 'em.

LOL post it to http://www.kissthisguy.com/

Isn't that lyrics from a General Public song?

It's from a Pop Tarts ad from the '80s. And if not, it is because I remember it.

"Made with real fruit, real hot, hot, HOOOOT!" Yeah, I remember that Pop-Tarts commercial, too.

Unfortunately, there's nothing hot about Atari nowadays. To everyone except the small minority who care enough to dig deeper, video games started with the NES. Anything before that is "too old to touch."

I'm not attracted to warm, steaming, stinky, pink roadkill, so I've never been a fan of the human crotch area.

OMG

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I heard LAFF-A-LYMPICS!

Anything having to do with the Olympics is Laughable!

If they don't have bikini beach curling - not interested.

IMDB: Ratings: 9.0/10 from 5,815 users .

Well, people seem to like it. Do not listen to critics. They're not people.

True, you can't just go by critics. But Bats vs. Supes also started out with high people-ratings and bad reviews. We'll see if this is any different.

Paddlin' the school canoe? You bet that's a paddlin'.

Burn it down.

Get rid of social media? Take away their smartphones? Free pizza? All of the above!

Awesome My friend had one of those...