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THQ ?
LJN ?
We going down (bleep) memory lane here ?
Only the worst (bleep) games money can buy
So we're putting the VCS / Atari in the same category ?
Once again... ( the new jingle for folks who've paid attention )
Has Atari Played You Today...
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No the ATARI jingle is....
Has ATARI played you today....
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ATARI....
The Final Forntier, these are the voyages of the VCS
It's 5 year mission... To exploit the backers...
To seek out new ventures & new scams...
To boldly make money out of nothing at all...
~ aaaaahhhh oooooooo aaaaahhhh ooooooo ~
(etc, etc, etc)
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PICS !
Or it's all fake...
Welcome to the internet...
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The Recap - The Side Quest
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Grandpa - Mr. Atari, about the VCS
Atari - You stole our thunder, we had to redesign it, we have to clean the room, you get NOTHING, you loose, Good day sir
Grandpa - But.. But..
Atari - I said, Good day sir
Grandpa - Come on Charlie we'll go get an Amico instead
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I was thinking of adding the whole 500 units thing but my recap is getting a bit long isn't it ?
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3 LONG YEARS... the recap mark 2020
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A long, long time ago... On a website far, far away...
Atari - Guess what, we're gonna make a console...
Internet - Yea... Right...
Atari - Don't doubt us, we're really gonna do it...
Internet - Tell us another tall tale...
Atari - All you got to do is... GIVE US YOUR MONEY !
Internet - We knew there was a catch to this...
Atari - We'll call it "Ataribox"
Internet - What a stupid name, people will get it mixed up with the Xbox...
Atari - Okay we changed our minds, we'll call it the Atari VCS...
Internet - Great, now folks will get it mixed up with the 2600 as it is also known as the VCS...
Atari - We're going with Indiegogo...
Indiegogo - You don't have to have a working anything to use our services, come right in Atari...
Atari - Not to worry Internet we'll keep you up to date on what we're doing...
~ Time Passes ~
Internet - This has to be a scam, there hasn't been any updates for months...
VCS fans - You all are just haters, give them time...
~ More Time Passes ~
Atari - We're making an announcement that there will be an announcement soon (tm)
VCS fans - see we told you so...
~ Yet even more time passes ~
Atari - We promise we'll have something to show soon (tm)
~ Sometime later ~
[ Insert video of someone playing Tempest 4000 here ]
VCS fans - ooooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, woooooow
Tempest 4000 programmers - That video is a fake as no one here is working on a port for the Atari VCS...
VCS fans - ....
Atari - Uhm... Look... it says demo only right there on the video...
~ Things go quiet for awhile ~
Atari - We'll have something to show this 'Summer'
~ Summer Passes ~
Internet - Well ?
~ Fall Starts ~
Atari - We got something to show now...
[ Shows off 'the board' ]
VCS fans - see you were worried over nothing...
Internet - That's nice, where is the RAM ?
[ News leaks about the main guy working on the innards gets out ]
Internet - Oh this just keeps getting better...
Atari - Watch this...
[ Video / Gif of the logo going on & off on the Unit ]
VCS fans - see it works...
Me - a $400.00 light switch, I'm not impressed...
~ Time Marches On ~
> ENTER THE WOZ ! <
Internet - Oh this ought to be good...
[ Lots of photos uploaded but no video of the actual event ]
Internet - This seems to be a non-event as there's not much news attached to this, gee that don't seem weird to you does it ?
Me - Oh look at all that nice white space over WOZ & Fred, time for MEMEs
~ Several Memes Later ~
Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other
Internet - This is getting redonkulous...
Me - Loading... Still Loading... Still Still Loading... Etc... Etc... Ect...
Atari - We're delaying it AGAIN...
Internet - Why are we not shocked by this...
Atari - Truth is we never wanted to make a console...
Internet - Oh ?
Atari - We want to be... A Lumberjack...
~ MORE MEMES LATER STILL ~
NASA - Look we're back in space !
Internet - oooooooooooooooooooo
USA - Time to protest like it's the late 1960's
Me - Wait a second, what year is this again ?
SONY - LOOK AT THIS - reveals the brand spankin' new PS5
Internet -ooooooooooooooooooooo
Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other
Internet - Lets take a wild guess, another delay...
Atari - How'd you guys know ?
Internet - Because your that predicable after 3 years of this
Me - The light still goes on & off eh ?
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Happy 3rd Birthday To The Taco Thread !
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How about calling it the Anti-Console ?
(c) 2020 Pack Productions
All rights reserved, all lefts as well, but not the middle you can have that for free
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A 'jib' ?
I think it's the same thing as a henwai...
( Wait for it )
( Wait )
( Keep waiting )
( Any century now )
( Please fill out the v-card that came with our e-mail while you wait for the VCS to get released )
( Re-re-re-retictulating Splines )
( Operators are standing by )
( Hi I'm Julie, I'm your operator, I'm only standing 'cause these cheap [ BLEEP ] didn't give me a chair to sit in )
( Let's watch the progress bar some more )
( Fun fact - Progress bars are the work of a lesser devil from the fire pits )
( Julie again - If you call in the next 346512 nano seconds you'll recieve absoluetly free a gen-u-whine alalalalalauuuuuuminimimimininimin... tin foil can opener )
( Offer void everywhere... but the middle on nowhere )
( RETURN THE SLAB ! OR SUFFER MY CURSE ! )
( Okay now that, That's out of the way )
What's a henwai ?
Oh about 5 pounds...
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On 4/14/2020 at 7:18 PM, MrBeefy said:
No no no, the blue arrow is where folks WISH the time line was right now.... We're STILL on the red one... didn't you get the memo ?
I missed page 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 one one one one...
Wait, no that's not 1111 in Binary... Well, you get the idea...
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1 minute ago, Nathan Strum said:
Fixed that for you.
No, that's just the Reader's Digest 'condensed' version you posted, there's also a LONGER un-cut version that is set to music that's 18 mins +
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THE 1000 + PAGE RECAP
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A long, long time ago... On a website far, far away...
Atari - Guess what, we're gonna make a console...
Internet - Yea... Right...
Atari - Don't doubt us, we're really gonna do it...
Internet - Tell us another tall tale...
Atari - All you got to do is... GIVE US YOUR MONEY !
Internet - We knew there was a catch to this...
Atari - We'll call it "Ataribox"
Internet - What a stupid name, people will get it mixed up with the Xbox...
Atari - Okay we changed our minds, we'll call it the Atari VCS...
Internet - Great, now folks will get it mixed up with the 2600 as it is also known as the VCS...
Atari - We're going with Indiegogo...
Indiegogo - You don't have to have a working anything to use our services, come right in Atari...
Atari - Not to worry Internet we'll keep you up to date on what we're doing...
~ Time Passes ~
Internet - This has to be a scam, there hasn't been any updates for months...
VCS fans - You all are just haters, give them time...
~ More Time Passes ~
Atari - We're making an announcement that there will be an announcement soon (tm)
VCS fans - see we told you so...
~ Yet even more time passes ~
Atari - We promise we'll have something to show soon (tm)
~ Sometime later ~
[ Insert video of someone playing Tempest 4000 here ]
VCS fans - ooooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, woooooow
Tempest 4000 programmers - That video is a fake as no one here is working on a port for the Atari VCS...
VCS fans - ....
Atari - Uhm... Look... it says demo only right there on the video...
~ Things go quiet for awhile ~
Atari - We'll have something to show this 'Summer'
~ Summer Passes ~
Internet - Well ?
~ Fall Starts ~
Atari - We got something to show now...
[ Shows off 'the board' ]
VCS fans - see you were worried over nothing...
Internet - That's nice, where is the RAM ?
[ News leaks about the main guy working on the innards gets out ]
Internet - Oh this just keeps getting better...
Atari - Watch this...
[ Video / Gif of the logo going on & off on the Unit ]
VCS fans - see it works...
Me - a $400.00 light switch, I'm not impressed...
~ Time Marches On ~
> ENTER THE WOZ ! <
Internet - Oh this ought to be good...
[ Lots of photos uploaded but no video of the actual event ]
Internet - This seems to be a non-event as there's not much news attached to this, gee that don't seem weird to you does it ?
Me - Oh look at all that nice white space over WOZ & Fred, time for MEMEs
~ Several Memes Later ~
Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other
Internet - This is getting redonkulous...
Me - Loading... Still Loading... Still Still Loading... Etc... Etc... Ect...
Atari - We're delaying it AGAIN...
Internet - Why are we not shocked by this...
> 2019 Ends in a few days ! <
[ There we go, up to date now, yes ? ]
Sorry it took so long, but I wanted to reformat the old post so you wouldn't have to scroll as much to read it all in one sitting
> MEANWHILE <
P.S. Yes this was a LONG way to go just so I could do a MAXIS reference
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New Atari Console that Ataribox?
in Atari 2600
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TACOS AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEE !
ENDLESS TACOS !
"Air ?" perfect for the "Air" console...