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  1. THQ ?

    LJN ?

    We going down (bleep) memory lane here ?

    Only the worst (bleep) games money can buy ;-)

    So we're putting the VCS / Atari in the same category ?

    Once again... ( the new jingle for folks who've paid attention )

    Has Atari Played You Today...       

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  2. ATARI....

    The Final Forntier, these are the voyages of the VCS

    It's 5 year mission... To exploit the backers...

    To seek out new ventures & new scams...

    To boldly make money out of nothing at all...

     

    ~ aaaaahhhh oooooooo aaaaahhhh ooooooo ~

    (etc, etc, etc) 

     

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  3. The Recap - The Side Quest

    ______________________

    Grandpa - Mr. Atari, about the VCS

    Atari - You stole our thunder, we had to redesign it, we have to clean the room, you get NOTHING, you loose, Good day sir

    Grandpa - But.. But..

    Atari - I said, Good day sir

    Grandpa - Come on Charlie we'll go get an Amico instead

     

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  4. 3 LONG YEARS... the recap mark 2020

    ___________________________________________

    A long, long time ago... On a website far, far away...

    Atari - Guess what, we're gonna make a console...

    Internet - Yea... Right...

    Atari - Don't doubt us, we're really gonna do it...

    Internet - Tell us another tall tale...

    Atari - All you got to do is... GIVE US YOUR MONEY !

    Internet - We knew there was a catch to this...

    Atari - We'll call it "Ataribox"

    Internet - What a stupid name, people will get it mixed up with the Xbox...

    Atari - Okay we changed our minds, we'll call it the Atari VCS...

    Internet - Great, now folks will get it mixed up with the 2600 as it is also known as the VCS...

    Atari - We're going with Indiegogo...

    Indiegogo - You don't have to have a working anything to use our services, come right in Atari...

    Atari - Not to worry Internet we'll keep you up to date on what we're doing...

    ~ Time Passes ~

    Internet - This has to be a scam, there hasn't been any updates for months...

    VCS fans - You all are just haters, give them time...

    ~ More Time Passes ~

    Atari - We're making an announcement that there will be an announcement soon (tm)

    VCS fans - see we told you so...

    ~ Yet even more time passes ~

    Atari - We promise we'll have something to show soon (tm)

    ~ Sometime later ~

    [ Insert video of someone playing Tempest 4000 here ]

    VCS fans - ooooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, woooooow

    Tempest 4000 programmers - That video is a fake as no one here is working on a port for the Atari VCS...  

    VCS fans - ....

    Atari - Uhm... Look... it says demo only right there on the video...

    ~ Things go quiet for awhile ~

    Atari - We'll have something to show this 'Summer'

    ~ Summer Passes ~

    Internet  - Well ?

    ~ Fall Starts ~

    Atari - We got something to show now...

    [ Shows off 'the board' ]

    VCS fans - see you were worried over nothing...

    Internet - That's nice, where is the RAM ?

    [ News leaks about the main guy working on the innards gets out ]

    Internet - Oh this just keeps getting better...

    Atari - Watch this...

    [ Video / Gif of the logo going on & off on the Unit ]

    VCS fans - see it works...

    Me - a $400.00 light switch, I'm not impressed...

    ~ Time Marches On ~

    > ENTER THE WOZ ! <

    Internet - Oh this ought to be good...

    [ Lots of photos uploaded but no video of the actual event ]

    Internet - This seems to be a non-event as there's not much news attached to this, gee that don't seem weird to you does it ?

    Me - Oh look at all that nice white space over WOZ & Fred, time for MEMEs

    ~ Several Memes Later ~

    Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other

    Internet - This is getting redonkulous...

    Me - Loading... Still Loading... Still Still Loading... Etc... Etc... Ect...

    Atari - We're delaying it AGAIN...

    Internet - Why are we not shocked by this...

    Atari - Truth is we never wanted to make a console...

    Internet - Oh ?

    Atari - We want to be... A Lumberjack...

    ~ MORE MEMES LATER STILL ~ 

    NASA - Look we're back in space !

    Internet - oooooooooooooooooooo

    USA - Time to protest like it's the late 1960's

    Me - Wait a second, what year is this again ?

    SONY - LOOK AT THIS - reveals the brand spankin' new PS5 

    Internet -ooooooooooooooooooooo

    Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other

    Internet - Lets take a wild guess, another delay...

    Atari - How'd you guys know ?

    Internet - Because your that predicable after 3 years of this

    Me - The light still goes on & off eh ?

    ________________________________________________

    Happy 3rd Birthday To The Taco Thread !

     

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  5. A 'jib' ?

     

    I think it's the same thing as a henwai...

     

    ( Wait for it )

     

    ( Wait )

     

    ( Keep waiting )

     

    ( Any century now )

     

    ( Please fill out the v-card that came with our e-mail while you wait for the VCS to get released )

     

    ( Re-re-re-retictulating Splines )

     

    ( Operators are standing by )

     

    ( Hi I'm Julie, I'm your operator, I'm only standing 'cause these cheap [ BLEEP ] didn't give me a chair to sit in )

     

    ( Let's watch the progress bar some more )

     

    ( Fun fact - Progress bars are the work of a lesser devil from the fire pits )

     

    ( Julie again - If you call in the next 346512 nano seconds you'll recieve absoluetly free a gen-u-whine alalalalalauuuuuuminimimimininimin... tin foil can opener ) 

     

    ( Offer void everywhere... but the middle on nowhere )

     

    ( RETURN THE SLAB ! OR SUFFER MY CURSE ! )

     

    ( Okay now that, That's out of the way )

     

    What's a henwai ?

     

    Oh about 5 pounds... 

     

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  6. On 4/14/2020 at 7:18 PM, MrBeefy said:

    Well I think we are now here...(blue arrow). Nice to know we are in the latter part of 2018....

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    No no no, the blue arrow is where folks WISH the time line was right now.... We're STILL on the red one...  didn't you get the memo ? ;-)

     

    I missed page 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 one one one one...

     

    Wait, no that's not 1111 in Binary... Well, you get the idea...

     

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  7. THE 1000 + PAGE RECAP

    ================

    A long, long time ago... On a website far, far away...

    Atari - Guess what, we're gonna make a console...

    Internet - Yea... Right...

    Atari - Don't doubt us, we're really gonna do it...

    Internet - Tell us another tall tale...

    Atari - All you got to do is... GIVE US YOUR MONEY !

    Internet - We knew there was a catch to this...

    Atari - We'll call it "Ataribox"

    Internet - What a stupid name, people will get it mixed up with the Xbox...

    Atari - Okay we changed our minds, we'll call it the Atari VCS...

    Internet - Great, now folks will get it mixed up with the 2600 as it is also known as the VCS...

    Atari - We're going with Indiegogo...

    Indiegogo - You don't have to have a working anything to use our services, come right in Atari...

    Atari - Not to worry Internet we'll keep you up to date on what we're doing...

    ~ Time Passes ~

    Internet - This has to be a scam, there hasn't been any updates for months...

    VCS fans - You all are just haters, give them time...

    ~ More Time Passes ~

    Atari - We're making an announcement that there will be an announcement soon (tm)

    VCS fans - see we told you so...

    ~ Yet even more time passes ~

    Atari - We promise we'll have something to show soon (tm)

    ~ Sometime later ~

    [ Insert video of someone playing Tempest 4000 here ]

    VCS fans - ooooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, woooooow

    Tempest 4000 programmers - That video is a fake as no one here is working on a port for the Atari VCS...  

    VCS fans - ....

    Atari - Uhm... Look... it says demo only right there on the video...

    ~ Things go quiet for awhile ~

    Atari - We'll have something to show this 'Summer'

    ~ Summer Passes ~

    Internet  - Well ?

    ~ Fall Starts ~

    Atari - We got something to show now...

    [ Shows off 'the board' ]

    VCS fans - see you were worried over nothing...

    Internet - That's nice, where is the RAM ?

    [ News leaks about the main guy working on the innards gets out ]

    Internet - Oh this just keeps getting better...

    Atari - Watch this...

    [ Video / Gif of the logo going on & off on the Unit ]

    VCS fans - see it works...

    Me - a $400.00 light switch, I'm not impressed...

    ~ Time Marches On ~

    > ENTER THE WOZ ! <

    Internet - Oh this ought to be good...

    [ Lots of photos uploaded but no video of the actual event ]

    Internet - This seems to be a non-event as there's not much news attached to this, gee that don't seem weird to you does it ?

    Me - Oh look at all that nice white space over WOZ & Fred, time for MEMEs

    ~ Several Memes Later ~

    Atari - Another Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About An Announcement About Something Or Other

    Internet - This is getting redonkulous...

    Me - Loading... Still Loading... Still Still Loading... Etc... Etc... Ect...

    Atari - We're delaying it AGAIN...

    Internet - Why are we not shocked by this...

    > 2019 Ends in a few days ! <

    [ There we go, up to date now, yes ? ]

    Sorry it took so long, but I wanted to reformat the old post so you wouldn't have to scroll as much to read it all in one sitting

     

    > MEANWHILE <

     

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    P.S. Yes this was a LONG way to go just so I could do a MAXIS reference ;-)

     

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