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  1. Switzerland has enough fallout shelters to house its entire population.

    1. r_chase

      r_chase

      Well, they're the most politically neutral country on the planet and they only use the military for self-defense, might as well protect their citizens and their well-being. :3

    2. LS650

      LS650

      Do they know something the rest of us don't...?  😟

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      Also I just learned that Switzerland indeed has a navy (*), or at least a flotilla of patrol boats controlling lakes across the border.

       

      (*) Being a country with no sea borders, it has in some circles become an in-joke about the "Swiss navy" as something that doesn't exist. Apparently you don't need access to the ocean to have ships.

  2. There are about 13 million more cats in the U.S. than there are dogs.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^Ahhh!  Boats are too expensive as they are!, ... Maybe they oughta cut people some slack just this one time ;)

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      Houses, summer cottages, luxury cars, caravans, motor homes.. all tend to have some form of yearly taxation. But anything that floats on water - nope, that is where the line has been drawn.

       

      The dog tax in Sweden can be traced back to 1812, where it was in effect for a short period. Another attempt was made in 1861, and the last period of dog tax was between 1923 and 1996. Dogs used for farming reindeer (specifically, not all farming dogs), lab animals, service dogs for the blind, dogs used by the military, fire department, police and customs were exempt of the tax.

       

      I don't know how up to date Wikipedia is, but it suggests dog tax still is in effect in Germany, India, parts of Australia, Ireland, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Northern Ireland (though not so much rest of the UK) and if I read the text correctly, also parts of the USA. California and Maryland supposedly have cat licenses?

    4. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      We have a dog license administered by the city where I live. It's $10 annually.

  3. The venom from a Japanese giant hornet can dissolve human flesh.

  4. Yes, I did change my avatar. I was getting tired of Uncle Sam holding up a spoonful of corn flakes. So I changed it to a pineapple.

  5. So I did a crossword puzzle. The clue was "At sixes and sevens." The answer was "all over the map." What does that mean? I know what all over the map means, but not in context to the clue.

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    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      I first heard this expression in the lyrics of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical - Evita.  "Don't Cry for me Argentina"

       

      "Dressed to the nines . . . at sixes and sevens with you"

    3. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      @wongojack Exactly my first thought reading this update! :)

    4. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      Pretty common saying over here. Never heard "all over the map" but we'd probably say that someone's "all over the place."

  6. Why is Etsy spamming me to death? I didn't buy anything from them ever and it's at least one e-mail per day.

  7. Here's one not about death: There's this zit under my nose between my nostrils. It's really annoying because it hurts to try to pop it.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      Been there. *gives hugs and dramatic emotional support* 

  8. Don't Press the Letter Q!

    1. r_chase

      r_chase

      ueen, uest...that's all i can think of off the top of my head.

    2. Corby
    3. Atarian7
  9. Every time I see the abbreviation NYE it reminds me of Bill Nye.

    1. r_chase

      r_chase

      Now that's 90's af. :3

  10. There seems to be something wrong with Discord. If I scroll, the screen goes completely black for a split second before appearing. It didn't used to do that. Or is it just my dumb computer?

  11. Did you know the Nintendo DS plays a different jingle when you turn it on on your birthday?

  12. There's stupid ants EVERYWHERE. In my bathroom. In my room. And it just won't stop, no matter how much Raid I spray.

    1. Random Terrain
    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      We use https://www.terro.com/terro-liquid-ant-killer when we've had ant problems, and it's always done a pretty good job for us.  Not the individual plastic traps, the bottle of liquid you manually put on small squares of paper.

    3. save2600

      save2600

      +1 for the liquid bait that you drop on a paper or cardboard square. They also have a rectangular clear plastic trap with liquid bait that works as well, but might be a little safer if you have nosy pets or kids around. It's the non-liquid white or colored traps that don't work worth a darn in my experience. 

  13. I hurt my throat yawning.

    1. Corby

      Corby

      So atariland is shutdown for good?

       

  14. Were any of you the guy on Fox 12 hosting Joe V at PGRE?

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Does the name Josh Hamblin ring any bells? They keep showing it on Good Day Oregon on Fox 12. The weatherman just said he had an Intellivision with Pitfall.

  15. Burger King's Whopper is the best fast food burger. Followed closely by McDonald's Big Mac. In third is Carl's Jr.'s Famous Star.

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      Gimme a Wendy's Dave's Double all day long.

  16. Happy Columbus Day (or Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends.)

  17. I just slept through an earthquake. It was magnitude 4.4.

  18. How am I supposed to use 4 GB cards for my Everdrives and Harmony carts if they don't make them? I went to the store and the smallest size they had was 32 GB! I don't need that much room!

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      You can find smaller cards online but those are typically slow and sketchy.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      In the past,  I'd just load up on various sized SD Cards from eBay,...And I assume Amazon would work, but I also bought (slightly) smaller ones at WalMart... and maybe check Target?

  19. It's amazing what minds are capable of. I haven't seen this for decades and yet I remember it.

     

  20. What will happen when the Dow gets to 0?

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      True answer?  If those 30 stocks on the Dow ALL reach 0, (As in big American mega corps go broke), then the answer is:  Doomsday,  The Apocalypse, The Norse Ragnarok, Kali Yuga of the Hindus, Götterdämmerung, The Revelations of St. John, The End of Days, Twilight of the Gods, Armageddon, Extinction.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But what about his wort? That's what people are really interested in.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Whose wort?  Hog's?

  21. Salutes all the beekeepers. Braving the stings to give us yummy honey. If there is no "Beekeeper Appreciation Day," there should be one.

  22. My internet is acting crazy, so if I'm gone for a long time, it's because of that.

  23. I don't know why Domino's thinks it's okay to hire people you can't understand to work the phones. And then when you get the order, it's a person with a normal speaking voice.

  24. When the computer monitor in the den goes off, it says "no singal."

    1. ClassicGMR

      ClassicGMR

      That took me a minute. I had to read it 3-4 times to see what the prolbem was! 🤣

    2. Gunstar

      Gunstar

      Gotta love Chinglish...

  25. Why do b flat and a sharp have different keys if they're the same note?

    1. save2600
    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      What I meant by "keys" was scales. Like the "key" of A sharp minor.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I could be wrong, (and I think you almost answered your own question)...but, I think it's just how they refer to them,  for the sake of a scale.     An analog equivalent might be to say in math what's the difference between subtracting 1 or adding a -1?  Same difference,  but multiple ways to get there.

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