SINGLE TOOTH Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I went for a bicycle ride and barreling down some guy's lawn when I hit a gap in between his lawn and the curb. After a few pedals, a feeling of anger passed over me, knowing that I popped my rear tire. I commenced walking my bike home, when I saw a liquor store. Of course, it was like 9:05 and it just closed. Across the street was a gas station. Stopped in to get a tasty beverage on the way home. There was one can of malt liquor that looked so familiar at first glance. I had to do a double take. It was called Jaguar Malt Liquor and the uncanny resemblance to the Atari Jaguar logo are undeniable. I purchased a can, poured it into my water bottle, and drank it during the walk home. Here is the best picture I could find. I didnt bring the can home to photograph, because drinking in public is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2600 Forever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wow, total ripoff on the logo, kind of like that unauthorized Gorf homebrew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMalba Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Thought it was a clever photoshop job, but sho' nuff... http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/7895/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SINGLE TOOTH Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 (edited) From that site Dr.Malba suggested: overall: 1.3appearance: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | mouthfeel: 1 | drinkability: 1 Oh, how bad. This is the second worst malt liquor I have had in my life. Skunky and rotten, high abv and cloying in every sene of the words. Cliche yellow color, aroma and taste make you gag. Very bad, this is definitely a can of beer to get drunk with on a budget. (Roughly $1.19 a 24 oz. can) Ha, it was pretty bad, but it was only 99 cents! It will get you drunk for cheap! Plus it's 8.3%! Not bad! Edited July 13, 2007 by SINGLE TOOTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorf Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wow, total ripoff on the logo, kind of like that unauthorized Gorf homebrew. What an asshole you are. Really. No REALLY. Jealous talentless troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think every jag collector should ad one of these to their collection to round it out. It would be interesting to see how many stay full, I have been tempted to drink my M.A.S.H. beer before but at 20+ years old it probably wouldn't taste very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SINGLE TOOTH Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think every jag collector should ad one of these to their collection to round it out. It would be interesting to see how many stay full, I have been tempted to drink my M.A.S.H. beer before but at 20+ years old it probably wouldn't taste very good. I bet not, lol. MASH beer. The blessing of marketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+LS650 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I love that label! That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2600 Forever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wow, total ripoff on the logo, kind of like that unauthorized Gorf homebrew. What an asshole you are. Really. No REALLY. Jealous talentless troll. LOL, jealous of you? A.) You don't know me, hence you have no knowledge about my talents, but you are well known for making assumptions. B.) I think someone who is 40+ years old, who needs to form some lame LLC to call themself "professional" to release a homebrew, is really the person that is talentless here. How many months rent did that "professional" title of yours pay? Did it fill the fridge more than once? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorf Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 LOL, jealous of you? Why else would you troll around after me? It's either that or your seemingly uncontrolable urge to be an asshole to people unprovoked, right? I mean come now! I never said anything to you and you started your trolling in the homebrew thread. You shotyour mouth off, made yourself look like a horses ass, and when shown how clueless you had nothing to say. Now you follow me here and post another uncalled for shot about Gorf, completely off topic and serving no other possible purpose than to be a prick. So you tell me why you are such a miserable bastard all the time? What else could it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyBuddies Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 LOL, jealous of you? Why else would you troll around after me? It's either that or your seemingly uncontrolable urge to be an asshole to people unprovoked, right? I mean come now! I never said anything to you and you started your trolling in the homebrew thread. You shotyour mouth off, made yourself look like a horses ass, and when shown how clueless you had nothing to say. Now you follow me here and post another uncalled for shot about Gorf, completely off topic and serving no other possible purpose than to be a prick. So you tell me why you are such a miserable bastard all the time? What else could it be? thats just how some of these naysayers act buddy,real assclowns!! ribbit,ribbit,ribbit...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyBuddies Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I went for a bicycle ride and barreling down some guy's lawn when I hit a gap in between his lawn and the curb. After a few pedals, a feeling of anger passed over me, knowing that I popped my rear tire. I commenced walking my bike home, when I saw a liquor store. Of course, it was like 9:05 and it just closed. Across the street was a gas station. Stopped in to get a tasty beverage on the way home. There was one can of malt liquor that looked so familiar at first glance. I had to do a double take. It was called Jaguar Malt Liquor and the uncanny resemblance to the Atari Jaguar logo are undeniable. I purchased a can, poured it into my water bottle, and drank it during the walk home. Here is the best picture I could find. I didnt bring the can home to photograph, because drinking in public is illegal. i want to buy a can or two,wanna ship them to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyChris Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Unfortunately, this is the plight of most Atari Jaguar developers, and gamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorf Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Why some 2600 fans cant accept the fact that there are other machines by Atari, I'll never understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybergoth Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Wow, total ripoff on the logo, kind of like that unauthorized Gorf homebrew. What an asshole you are. Really. No REALLY. Jealous talentless troll. Don't cross that line again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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