the.golden.ax Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 This might be the most facepalm-inducing thread I've ever suffered through on AtariAge. It really tickles the ol' gag reflex to watch a guy get judged and coached on family matters by righteous indignant "moral compass" types hiding anonymously behind retrogaming avatars. I've seen some dumb shit on the internet, but this might take the cake. If you're too much of a puritanical fuddy-duddy to appreciate the blissful oblivion of a secret, debaucherous tryst with some 8-bit sprites and maybe the odd light gun, then that's fantastic--your "Husband of the Year" lapel pins are in the mail. But for crying out loud, get back to watching The View and keep the comments to yourselves. You forgot to say something about sandy vaginas. They always say that to me on AA when I get pissy over something 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31336haxx0r Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 You forgot to say something about sandy vaginas. They always say that to me on AA when I get pissy over something Is Vaginas really her surname? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 "Kyle's got sand in his gina!" Love that Southpark Updated 5/5 (pics in post #1) with cnc routed pipe cover and start of what will hopefully turn out to be an EPIC ceiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enig Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. It will be immoral to ruin all of your classic games with UV rays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. You're doing it without your wife's knowledge while she's on vacation to visit her family though. You're a disrespectful husband and terrible parent. I hope your wife throws all the new shoes she secretly bought on her visit through your glass walls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enig Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. You're doing it without your wife's knowledge while she's on vacation to visit her family though. You're a disrespectful husband and terrible parent. I hope your wife throws all the new shoes she secretly bought on her visit through your glass walls. You're posting this without consulting your wife's knowledge while she's out at the hospital with her uncle to visit her brother who got in a car wreck. You're a horrifiyingly awful husband and generally assholish neighbor. I hope your wife deuces your wheelbarrow through the Costanza gate to another place and dime. Anyway, back in my day, the nickels had bees on 'em. "Five bees for a nickel", you'd say... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. You're doing it without your wife's knowledge while she's on vacation to visit her family though. You're a disrespectful husband and terrible parent. I hope your wife throws all the new shoes she secretly bought on her visit through your glass walls. You're posting this without consulting your wife's knowledge while she's out at the hospital with her uncle to visit her brother who got in a car wreck. You're a horrifiyingly awful husband and generally assholish neighbor. I hope your wife deuces your wheelbarrow through the Costanza gate to another place and dime. Anyway, back in my day, the nickels had bees on 'em. "Five bees for a nickel", you'd say... I actually am an assholish neighbor since I built my secret game room in my neighbor's basement so I could blame him if my wife ever discovered it. [Actual side note... my 80 year old neighbor actually does have a mint original Pac-Man upright in his basement, so right there, technically, he is already has a way cooler game room than I do... but, I digress.] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariBrian Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Since you're building a secret gaming room, I'm building an obvious gaming room in plain sight on my roof with reinforced glass for walls and for the ceiling. Try making a moral standpoint about that, people. You're doing it without your wife's knowledge while she's on vacation to visit her family though. You're a disrespectful husband and terrible parent. I hope your wife throws all the new shoes she secretly bought on her visit through your glass walls. You're posting this without consulting your wife's knowledge while she's out at the hospital with her uncle to visit her brother who got in a car wreck. You're a horrifiyingly awful husband and generally assholish neighbor. I hope your wife deuces your wheelbarrow through the Costanza gate to another place and dime. Anyway, back in my day, the nickels had bees on 'em. "Five bees for a nickel", you'd say... I actually am an assholish neighbor since I built my secret game room in my neighbor's basement so I could blame him if my wife ever discovered it. [Actual side note... my 80 year old neighbor actually does have a mint original Pac-Man upright in his basement, so right there, technically, he is already has a way cooler game room than I do... but, I digress.] wow, have you ever played the pac-man? maybe one day you could get it from him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 You guys crack me up, lol Well, got a lot of work done this weekend. It's not complete or anything. Still needs a lot of interior work and I need to build the secret entrance but i have it good enough for daily gaming so I will probably drag ass finishing it since playing games is way cooler than working, lol Moved some stuff in, still have a TON of stuff so I will have to start using my space wisely or get rid of shitty games... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariBrian Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 sweet, now you could put a small vending machine in there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 That's looking nice! I need to do a thread like this for my new game room, but I still have a ways to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 That's looking nice! I need to do a thread like this for my new game room, but I still have a ways to go. Thanks man, did you notice I went with your futon suggestion fits perfect, and I can take a "secret nap" if needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I think it looks great! :thumbsup: And that opinion doesn't change depending on whether or not your marriage survives the lies and deceit of the mission. I wish I had a secret unused unwanted space in our house. The area under our stairs is way too small to do anything cool with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Looks neat. The difference between building a game room and lets say a train room, is you don't need the "zoning commission" (aka. the wife) to build a game room. It just stays in one spot. For a train layout that eventually expands into laundry territory, then you gotta get permission-especially if your wife has to duck under the plywood every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seob Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 looks great. just don't play the music to loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 That's looking nice! I need to do a thread like this for my new game room, but I still have a ways to go. Thanks man, did you notice I went with your futon suggestion fits perfect, and I can take a "secret nap" if needed I didn't even notice that. Glad I could help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Now all you need is a SMS slip cover. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Now all you need is a SMS slip cover. Oh hell, I'll buy that, are they for sale or is it a one off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.golden.ax Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Sadly a one off. But if you have someone that loves you and can sew.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Sadly a one off. But if you have someone that loves you and can sew.... haha, I'm lucky if my Wife washes my socks. I usually just grab the cleanest looking pair, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Climber Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Hey man, at least it's socks and not underoo's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Yeah that's true. Skid marks over skid marks are downright nasty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroovyBee Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Hey man, at least it's socks and not underoo's If she won't wash ya socks start wearing her underoos. At least you'll have clean ones . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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