+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Hello and welcome to The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club! The first rule of The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club: Please bitch incessantly about how you still don't have a damn copy of Spiker all you wish. Rule number 2: Please bitch incessantly about how you still don't have a damn copy of Spiker all you wish. Rule number 3: Every collector who is missing Spiker from their collection may feel free to post pics of their broad collection with no copy of Spiker to be seen anywhere. Rule number 4: Any member is encouraged but not required to post how much they are willing to pay for Spiker or have tried to pay for Spiker and still failed at getting a copy. Rule number 5: If you aquire a copy of Spiker you are immediately banned for life from the club. And you will be strung up and slapped silly with your new copy of spiker. At which point you may join another club which we will never mention here. Rule number 6: The Exclusive Intellivision I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club will last probably much longer than any of us will ever wish it to. Rule number 7: I am sure that this is not your first time in the club....God I hate this club.... Personally I have been missing my copy of Spiker from the day it was released until the present. For the moment I won't say how much I am willing to pay for my copy...but it's alot. Pictures of my spikerless collection to follow soon. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalpel Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorama Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 If I get rid of my Spiker, could I join? The rules say that if I am a member and get one I am banned, but nothing if I had one in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fushek Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Notice the first two people who post in OUR club are losers with Spikers in their collection. Excellent Look at you, Scalpel, you think that you're so cool with that little winkie face thing. Well ... you admit that you already have a Spiker in your signature. No amount of winkie faces are going to let you into our club so you can just change it to a . Oh, boo hoo hoo! Cry, Scalpel CRY! If I get rid of my Spiker, could I join? The rules say that if I am a member and get one I am banned, but nothing if I had one in the past And Ignorama, really? Oh ... look at my Spiker everyone, I'm so cool and then you do the big smile thing. Well ... get ready for the cause you're BANNED FOR LIFE. Take that, you Spiker owning fiend! And for the rest of you Spiker hoarders ... you can take your and your or your and any other attempts of happiness and stick them up your $@%$ . Screw you all!!!!!!!!!! President Stupus, Rule #2 accomplished!!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 That's right, once you have owned a Spiker that filth stays on you for life. Sure you can try and sell your copy, get rid of it, etc. But you are forever a marked man and out of this exclusive club.....sorry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 And good work newly appointed vice president fushek! You also accomplished rule #1! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Lathe26 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 LOL! Maybe my wife should join this club. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fushek Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 LOL! Maybe my wife should join this club. I'm assuming that she might do excessively well with Rule #1 and #2? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 LOL! Maybe my wife should join this club. Yes wives are more than welcome in the club....and I have a feeling there are a good handful of them out there who wish their husbands had stayed in this club too! *also note....the club has decided to start a recovery program for former members who have strayed and got their hands on a Spiker. You may now send your copies of spiker to the club president, for proper..uhm...disposal. You then start your 12 point recovery process and may be an honorary recovered Spiker owner. Sorry but that is the best we can do for you former Spiker owners.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Teams Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Sweet - an Intellivision Club I can actually belong to! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Stupus/Fushek 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Sweet - an Intellivision Club I can actually belong to! Yes dear brother, welcome into the fold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Stupus/Fushek 2016 Thanks for the nomination Jason! Read my lips...NO new Spikers! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KylJoy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Now, this is a club for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fushek Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Rule number 3: Every collector who is missing Spiker from their collection may feel free to post pics of their broad collection with no copy of Spiker to be seen anywhere. I'd like to present Exhibit A for evidence: These INTV games were lovingly placed in alphabetical order. Does anybody notice an issue with this section. Perhaps, maybe an EMPTY case awaiting box, cart and instructions? That's right ... it's ^&^#ing SPIKER! My collection has a freaking BLANK case because of this stupid, stupid, stupid game. How sad looking is that? Most NORMAL people would simply put all their games together, but me, being the foolish optimist I am, insisted on RESERVING a space for it to make it all the more obvious to everyone that I'm a failure in this world. Curse you, Spiker! Curse you! - VP Fushek 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 Congratulations Fushek! Your mastery of not having a Spiker is most impressive and should be noted and admired by all. This is a shining example of what all members should strive for! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KylJoy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Admiring commenced. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I still don't have a freakking Spiker Club, or an Intellivision for that matter. (Ducks head and runs...) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I STILL don't have a F*cking Spiker Club either. Looks dangerous and painful! I feel sorry for the wives of those who have one and actually use it (for f*cking)! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+stupus Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 I still don't have a freakking Spiker Club, or an Intellivision for that matter. (Ducks head and runs...)The only thing worse than owning a Spiker is not owning an intellivision! Well...maybe owning a Spiker and not owning an intellivision.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLic0ne t0aD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 No Intellivision?? For Shame! I'll probably never own a Spiker either.. glad to be a part of the club 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KylJoy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I still don't have a freakking Spiker Club, or an Intellivision for that matter. (Ducks head and runs...)Blasphemy! Heresy! Leprosy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy62 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I must note that most who are close to completing there collections are missing Learning Fun 1 and 2 as well. Very close to being as rare as the elusive Spiker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+cmart604 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 This club sounds awesome.....errrrrm....wait.....guess I'm out. ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intymike Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I wish you all the best to leave the club soon! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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