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On a side note: For all the deep thinker fanboys who keep trolling this site from afar, and genuinely believe Atari's listing on the WalMart marketplace somehow indicates some legitimacy, I give you the Walmart Seller Onboarding Guide. This handy doc tells anyone who wants to use the WalMart marketplace point of sale system just what hoops they have to jump through to list products on their website. Essentially, have 100 items to list, (or a Walmart Exclusive Kevlar, er Carbon Gold version of one thing) and you're golden, carbon golden. Anybody can use WalMart's web point of sale marketplace just like they can Amazon, as long as WalMart approves you. Since they're trying their hardest to compete with Amazon, it ain't a high bar.  

 

https://marketplace.walmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Seller-Onboarding-Guide-v2.pdf

 

Gamestop agreeing to list an intangible pre-order on their site is a no-brainer as well. Anything to make their books look better. There's a sizable chance anyone dumb enough to pre-order something on GameStop.com could loose their money if they fold before shipment. But fear not, they're still over 10 times the value of Atari shares.

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Thsnk you "PlaysWithWolves" for the quick update bringing people up to speed without having to read 800+ pages...

This is like Mike Kennedy saying "I bet I can crowdsource a completely fake vidoegame console with only minimal effort & make a million bucks"


AtariBox replys -HOLD MY TACO! o.o-3(|)

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***For illustration purposes only. The phrase "The Atari VCS is here" is not meant to imply that the Atari VCS is actually hear, or that it will exist at any point in the future. No claim is made to the consumer about receiving any product or service in exchange for funds provided. Purchaser assumes all risk and liability for their own decisions. Kevlar® is a registered trademark of DuPont™ and is used without permission.

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2 hours ago, carlsson said:

What if Atari meant end of the summer on the southern hemisphere? It should give them at least 6 more months before coming up with an announcement or whatever we're waiting for.

In Oz (that's in the southern hemisphere) our summer, 2019, finished last March. You get 6 less months, not more, if you go down under.

 

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1 hour ago, Oscar Manuel Rojas Maillo said:

Also. Since officially(for Atari) the iGG campaign has ended. Any claim or class action shouldn't be filed against Atari instead of iGG? Just asking.

Is that really binding to have that in there? 

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1 hour ago, JBerel said:

 

 

Gamestop agreeing to list an intangible pre-order on their site is a no-brainer as well. Anything to make their books look better. There's a sizable chance anyone dumb enough to pre-order something on GameStop.com could loose their money if they fold before shipment. But fear not, they're still over 10 times the value of Atari shares.

 

Gamestop doesn't charge you until it ships though. Unless Atari had a different deal.

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1 hour ago, JBerel said:

On a side note: For all the deep thinker fanboys who keep trolling this site from afar, and genuinely believe Atari's listing on the WalMart marketplace somehow indicates some legitimacy, I give you the Walmart Seller Onboarding Guide. This handy doc tells anyone who wants to use the WalMart marketplace point of sale system just what hoops they have to jump through to list products on their website. Essentially, have 100 items to list, (or a Walmart Exclusive Kevlar, er Carbon Gold version of one thing) and you're golden, carbon golden. Anybody can use WalMart's web point of sale marketplace just like they can Amazon, as long as WalMart approves you. Since they're trying their hardest to compete with Amazon, it ain't a high bar.  

 

https://marketplace.walmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Seller-Onboarding-Guide-v2.pdf

 

Gamestop agreeing to list an intangible pre-order on their site is a no-brainer as well. Anything to make their books look better. There's a sizable chance anyone dumb enough to pre-order something on GameStop.com could loose their money if they fold before shipment. But fear not, they're still over 10 times the value of Atari shares.

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I have seen, on Walmart.com, Barbie-scale KKK robes.  Walmart does not have high standards for who gets to sell what.

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54 minutes ago, JBerel said:

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That's only $28, though. Thanks to the amazing AMD APU, theAtari VCS will process more than 10x that with a single transaction!

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2 hours ago, Flojomojo said:

That's only $28, though. Thanks to the amazing AMD APU, theAtari VCS will process more than 10x that with a single transaction!

That's what happens when you put a blockchain in your holistic ecosystem.

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1 hour ago, x=usr(1536) said:

That's what happens when you put a blockchain in your holistic ecosystem.

That needs to be on a T-shirt.

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1 hour ago, frankodragon said:

Wyatt would of fit right in with that Area 51 crowd.

 

 

 

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I'd figure there's a cross section between the two groups...

 

 

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6 hours ago, JasperAK said:

What? No overnight Tacos? I was hoping for a Taco when I woke up this morning. Slackers.

Oh, don't worry.   The first day of fall is coming.   When Atari fails to deliver their big announcement, it will be raining tacos.

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The best thing to come out of this thread?

 

That we now know that it doesn't use an 8-bit page counter. So, let's do Al a favour and push it beyond 65535 pages.

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Count Wyatt.  Off to find more victims to drain huh!  However unlike other Vampires, Tacos and Cool-Aid are his Kryptonite, not Garlic and Holy Water.

 

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