+intellivotion Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Desert Pus - You got lost in the desert and desperately need water. Watch out! The pools around you are full of poisonous water and you can't drink it. The Bedouin call it The Pus. Keep on searching for pure water, go ahead and avoid snakes, scorpions and the evil Bedouin King. Perhaps the oasis you see on the horizon is not a mirage... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 10, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2020 Defender of the Crows: 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinjinhawke Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Hopefully not said yet but the new homebrew cooking game, “Wizard of Wok” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 (edited) Condo Bongo - Haven't had a good night's sleep since moving in next to this guy: Edited May 9, 2021 by JasonlikesINTV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Celebrate this Fourth of July re-enacting battles from the American Revolution in this patriotic war game ... Star Stripe! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+atari2600land Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 NASAL Soccer - You can touch the ball only with your nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+atari2600land Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Thin Mice - You are a cat and your objective is to keep two mice from eating food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Ex-Ray (Keyboard Component Software) If you thought that learning Conversational French, doing your taxes, or watching a stock ticker was boring, wait until you try Ex-Ray. You basically fill out a tedious amount of paperwork in an effort to legally change your name from Ray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Antarctic Sales - South pole adventure awaits you as attempt to sell ice cream to Eskimos! Ok, I know Eskimos are Arctic, but "International Climate Scientists" doesn't have the same ring to it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Antarctic Taxes - If you thought that legally changing your name from Ray was boring, wait until you try doing taxes for International Climate Scientists! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+intellivotion Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Moan Blast - do her what she expects from you and do it right! A new classic from Ron Jeremy! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+intellivotion Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Adventures of Ron - He can't get enough! Follow him as he wanders through the City of Angels in search of new girlfriends. A hot sequel of Moan Blast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Mole Position: In this Microsurgeon-meets-Whack-A-Mole game, You play a dermatologist trying remove unsightly growths from a lady's face. There's one! Zap it with your ultrasonic beam! There's another! Throw some aspirin at it! Where will it pop up next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+intellivotion Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Poopeye - You can see the mote in your brother's eye but not... ehm... never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Rover Force - As Chief Fire Officer, you manage a highly trained pack of firefighting dalmatian dogs. Your goal is to rescue little old ladies and cats in trees from the ever burning city buildings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+intellivotion Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Ray - put on a blindfold and play! Show your musical skills from Georgia on My Mind to Shake Your Tail Feather without looking! For use with the ECS and the Music Synthesizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JasonlikesINTV Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 X-Gay - Baseball with an emphasis on switching teams. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+intellivotion Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Ultimate Bong - ... gives you wings! (of a different kind) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 (edited) Christmas Parole - Having been granted a reprieve for your crimes on Christmas Eve, you have just 24 hours to raid the city's homes and grab as much festive loot before reporting to your Parole Officer. EDIT: Just realized that it needed two letter change ... Oops! Edited May 11, 2021 by DZ-Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinjinhawke Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Dick Dangerous - Rick used the money from his treasure finding days to open his own private investigation agency. Help Rick solve the case. You thought it would be a game about an STD didn't you? Shame! Shame!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Fantasy Muzzle - a game about how to keep your virtual dog from biting others. Lawcrusher - for true renegades Number Mumble - dyscalculus combined with stage fright has never been so rewarding Oregon Wound - unless you already died of dysentery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peripheral Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Battle Shit I'll leave the theme to your imagination. Seam Rider Sew those stitches straight! Glow Out Avoid a nuclear meltdown Tomb Run I (and II) Raid Egyptian treasures Bowl Dust Eat those cereal crumbs the fastest! Chip Shot Super Pro Gorf Life or death space golfing at its finest. Dreadnaught Actor Play the role of an Imperial commander Hypnotic Tights Design the most outlandish leggings Oh Dummy! Are you smarter than a fifth grader? River Maid Clean trash faster than those Spring Break college kids can leave it Space Maid Prevent those old satellites from falling back to Earth (quite timely, I might add) Royal Healer Do you have the midas touch? Safe Fracker Find oil without destroying the earth (too political?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinjinhawke Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Slaxxon. Navigate through an isometric closet to confront and try to wear your skinny jeans from 6 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 (edited) Sea Cattle - Use your submarines, aircraft carriers, and your entire armada to round up your herd of manatees across the ocean, in look for greener feeding grounds. Edited May 12, 2021 by DZ-Jay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DZ-Jay Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 From the makers of Sea Cattle comes the exciting sequel ... Space Cattle! Use your starfighters and space probes to guide your herd of manatees across the galaxy, in look for greener planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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