Roving Reporter

"Hello, I'm Ron Barr and your tuned into Breaking News 24. It sounds like things are heating up in the race for a Pressure Cooker high score - competition like this I haven't seen since my time as the commentator on PGA Tour Golf II on the Megadrive. Without further adoo I'll hand you over to our Roving Reporter who's out in the field." "Thanks Ron, yes thats right, we now have information that 2 scores have been submitted, one from StanJr which he mentioned in an earlier post although no details on the actual score yet and one has just arrived from Fretwobbler. We asked Fretwobbler about the score and he told us this......" Roving Reporter - "So Fretwobbler, what's the score?" Fretwobbler - "If StanJr shows me his, I'll show him mine, and I aint talking about any of this ass touching crap that Otto's been going on about lately" Roving Reporter - "So is this a 'Sealed Bid' contest, like when two people want to pay the asking price for a new house?" Fretwobbler "It would look that way, but I dont make the rules, I just play videogames" Roving Reporter - "Thanks for that Fretwobbler, back to you in the studio Ron" "Thanks for that report Roving Reporter. Well looks like this could be bigger than the forthcoming Lennox Lewis v Mike Tyson fight everybody seems to be talking about on both sides of the Atlantic. Well thanks for tuning in, I'm Ron Barr and you have been reading Breaking News on Atariage. Goodbye and Godbless."

"Hello, I'm Ron Barr and your tuned into Breaking News 24. News just in from the High Atarian preisthood, without further ado, over to our Roving Reporter out in the field who has the details." "Thanks Ron, Well the roumer factory is going into overload here Ron, the word is that the Atari Gods have reached down and blessed Fretwobbler somehow in recognition for his world beating scores, as yet we dont have firm details on the blessing but we are hoping to have more soon, perhaps they've awarded a medal of some sort, onlt time will tell. Back to you in the studio Ron." "Thanks for that report Roving Reporter. Well thanks for tuning in, I'm Ron Barr and you have been reading Breaking News on Atariage. Goodbye and Godbless."

"Hello, I'm Ron Barr and your tuned into Breaking News 24. Were getting un-confirmed reports from outside the Activision Quest corporate H.Q. that somebody has beaten Jaybird's top score in Chapter 3 of the Activision Quest. Without further ado I'll hand you ever to our Roving Reporter out in the Field" "Hello, thanks Ron, well its right what you say in your introduction there Ron, information has been leaked from a senior aid at Activision Quest HQ, the score set by Jaybird is believed to have been beaten by a score almost double that of the current record. Although I must stress that as yet we have been unable to question Activision Quest Chairman and CEO Liquid Sky about the leak. I guess we will just have to wait for the company to make an official statement in the fullness of time, if of course the rumours are true. Back to you in the studio Ron." "Thanks for that report Roving Reporter. Well thanks for tuning in, I'm Ron Barr and you have been reading Breaking News on Atariage. Goodbye and Godbless."