T-Shirt Slogan Contest

The Contest is Over

Wow, we had over 200 slogan suggestions for the t-shirt contest - we'd like to thank everyone who participated! After reading through all the submissions, we discovered it's not an easy thing to choose one entry out of hundreds for a single winner. So, we took the easy way out and picked three. Anyway, without further ado, here are the winning entries (in no particular order):

"Classics Only Get Better With Age" - Ashley Alford
"Mine's Got a Wood Panel" - Dave Exton
"Good Games Only Need One Red Button" - Joe Kollar

Each winner will receive an AtariAge t-shirt of their choice with their slogan on the back. You can see all the entries by scrolling down this page, or jump straight to the entries. If you'd like to discuss the slogans, tell us what idiots we are for not picking your entry, or just tell us which one was your favorite, please go the the T-Shirt Contest Thread on our forum. Thanks!

- Slogan Submissions can be found below -

The Original Contest (Now Over)

Yes, you can finally order gear with the AtariAge name and logo on it. T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, hats, and other items are all available. Now you can look stylish (kinda) and support AtariAge at the same time. You can see all the products at the AtariAge Gear Store. To kick it off, we're offering a free t-shirt to whoever can come up with the best slogan for the back of a t-shirt.

Ideally the slogan will be relevant to Atari in general, not one system in particular. A good example is "Have you played Atari today?", which was an official Atari slogan. More specific slogans are acceptable (a specific console, AtariAge, etc), but you will have a better chance of winning if the slogan is broad.

The contest will run until Midnight (CST), Friday, April 26th, 2002. All submissions must be received by this time! After the contest has ended, we will announce the winner and post the entries for everyone to see. Please not that this contest only lasts one week, so don't procrastinate too much!

How to Enter

For your slogan to be considered, please understand these guidelines and conditions. Any questions may be directed to [email protected]:

Slogan Length - We don't have a set limit, but obviously you want to keep the slogan relatively short. We're not going to print a paragraph on the back of a t-shirt.
Duplicate Winners - in the event that two people submit the same winning slogan, the first person who submitted the slogan will be declared the winner.
Format - Simply send us an email with your slogan clearly indicated, and be sure to include your real name. You do not need to send your slogan in a graphic format, simple text in an email will do.
Multiple Submissions - While we will gladly accept multiple submissions, we ask that each slogan be unique from your previous submissions in some significant fashion. We reserve the right to reject slogans that differ only in some minor attribute from previous entries. We will gladly replace previous submissions with new entries if you so request.
Use of Copyrighted Text - If you use any copyrighted text, you must seek permission from the copyright holder before using that material as part of your submission.
Permission to Reprint - By submitting an entry (or entries) to this contest, you agree to allow AtariAge to reproduce your submission(s) without your having to grant permission or receiving compensation for the right to do so (except for the free t-shirt of course).

Slogan submissions and questions about the contest must be sent to [email protected]. We will post submissions publicly on this page after the contest is over, in order to be fair to all submissions. The contest may also be discussed in our Contests Forum.

Remember, the contest ends at Midnight (CST), Friday, April 26th, 2002!

The Entries:

Name		Slogan
Adam McFarlane		More fun than playing with yourself.
Adam McFarlane		I didnt Sell Out.
Adam McFarlane		My games cost me $3.
Adam McFarlane		Hands up who's gonna be playing their (insert console) in 25 years?
Adam McFarlane		Joypads Suck!
Adam McFarlane		Mario Fears Bentley Bear.
Adrian Roberts		Got Atari?
Adrian Roberts		Atari. Grab your joystick.
Adrian Roberts		Atari. Grab your joystick and play.
Adrian Roberts		Atari. Grab your joystick and shoot.
Adrian Roberts		Atari. They don't make 'em like they used to.
Adrian Roberts		Atari. It ain't 'retro' if you still play.
Al Kuester		You're never too old to play Atari.
Al Kuester		2600 reasons why I love Atari!
Al Kuester		Got Atari?
Al Kuester		Classic gamers don't die they just click away.
Al Kuester		AtariAge is my age!
Al Kuester		Putting the 'joy' back in joystick!
Alfonso Flores		Atari, just another example that old is fun.
Ashley Alford		Over 30 Years of Innovation in Home Gaming Systems.
Ashley Alford		Intelli-who?
Ashley Alford		Got quarters?
Ashley Alford		Classics only get better with age.
Ben Behar		Who's your daddy? Atari.
Ben Behar		Intellivision Sucks.
Ben Behar		6507 Inside.
Ben Behar		Zero polygons per second.
Ben Behar		Fuji Fanatic.
Ben Behar		Atari - Your Move.
Ben Behar		2K is OK.
Ben Valdes		My girlfriend slept with the AtariAge slogan judges, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Bill Combs		Atari. More games. More fun.
Billy Eno		It's 4 hours until dawn, we've got a 1.2Mhz processor, 128 bytes of ram, 64 different colors, it's 2002, and we're playing an Atari 2600. Hit it.
Billy Eno		Preserving the timeless games, the games that time forgot, and the ones that it is desperately trying not to remember.
Billy Eno		The Atari 2600: as fresh as it was in 1992.
Billy Eno		What your older friends played when they were kids.
Bohus Blahut		4 bit graphics, 2 bit fun.
Bohus Blahut		This game variation looks an awful lot like the other 255 game variations.
Bohus Blahut		Hey PlayStation! Who's your daddy?
Bohus Blahut		Life-like graphics and sound... if you squint and don't hear too well.
Bohus Blahut		The history of the future.
Bohus Blahut		256 colors is NOT "old school".
Bohus Blahut		You're an orange button away from instant death.
Bohus Blahut		If you squint, you can see it's a tank.
Bohus Blahut		Beyond the space age (graphic of Space Invader guy) - Atari Age
Bohus Blahut		Doing more with less.
Bohus Blahut		Pushing pixels since 1975.
Bohus Blohut		Bleep. You're dead.
Brad Jewell		Will Work for Atari.
Brad Jewell		My other car is a.... Eh, who am I kidding, I sold it to buy Quadron MIB.
Brad Jewell		Any Television Always Remembers Irata.
Brad Jewell		Your television misses it.
Brad Jewell		Feed your T.V.
Brian Prescott		Good. Clean. Fun.
Bryce Blackford		Numb Thumbs Unite!
Bryce Blackford		How Old is Your Pixel Addiction?
Bryce Blackford		You are Always "Player 1" to Us.
Bryce Blackford		Where the Key to the Universe is Held in the Button under Your Thumb.
Bryce Blackford		Where Resolution is Overrated, and Gameplay is Reinstated.
Bryce Blackford		Home for the Fans of the Single Pixel Action Hero.
Chris Johnson		It's not over yet.
Chris Johnson		Remember the day.
Chris Johnson		I've got your XBox right here.
Chris Johnson		It's a revival.
Chris Johnson		The ultimate upgrade.
Chris Johnson		3D hardware accelleration can kiss my arse.
Chris Johnson		Beep
Chris Johnson		What-station?
Chris Johnson		Ask me how.
Christian Samuel		Atari: State of the art retro.
Christian Samuel		Redefining childhood memories. ATARI.
Christian Samuel		Experience Atari again.
Christian Samuel		Atari: The flame still burns.
Christian Samuel		Have you played Atari lately?
Christian Samuel		Some legends never fade away... Atari.
Daniel Scott Jr.		Timeless in the age of Atari
Dave Exton		Physical Age - Mental Age = Atariage.
Dave Exton		Old gamer, please pass quietly.
Dave Exton		FCUK INTV
Dave Exton		Mine's got a wood panel.
Dave Summers		Yesterday, today, tomorrow... Atari Age, we're game.
Dave Summers		Play, today... Atari Age, we're game.
Dave Summers		The games you know/remember/love... Atari Age, we're game.
Dave Summers		For those about to play... we salute you. Atari Age, we're game.
Dave Summers		Parents just don't understand... Atari Age, we're game.
Eduardo ET2K		Joy to the World.
Eduardo ET2K		Atari is Alive!
Eduardo ET2K		Atari 4eva!
Frank J. La Monica		AtariAge.Com...Because your inner child still loves Atari!
Frank J. La Monica		Seize a golden oppurtunity...in handy HTML format!
Frank J. La Monica		Atari...Because Syzygy is too damn hard to pronounce!
Frank J. La Monica		Because H.E.R.O. would suck on a new system!
Frank J. La Monica		Atari...You can't get a better arcade conversion anywhere!
Frank J. La Monica		Overcome the Pitfalls of life...and find an oversize diamond ring too!
Frank J. La Monica		Two Words...Space Invaders!
Frank J. La Monica		Wishing i still had my Activision patches...
Frank J. La Monica		Atari...Where else can you be a chicken,alien,and cattle rustler all in one day?
Frank J. La Monica		Take a trip back in time with your Atari!
Frank J. La Monica		Real Men play Atari....and so do some women!
Fred Quimby		Old Ataris never die. They get better with 'Age.
Fred Quimby		And God said, "let there be fun." And there was Atari.
Fred Quimby		For a good time, call 2600.
Howard Wen		Where the Age of Atari is always.
Howard Wen		Through the Ages, it's always Atari.
Jah Fish		Play with my joystick.
Jah Fish		Have you posted on AtariAge today?
Jason King		C'mon...try a byte.
Jason King		Why don't you act OUR AGE?
Jason King		We still play Atari todaaay...
Jason King		The games people play.
Jay Snellen, III		Play With The Past!
Jim Combs		Atari. If you play it, you will have fun.
Jim Combs		Atari. What dreams are made of.
Jim Combs		Atari. Mother's Milk.
Jim Combs		Atari. Bigger than Mt. Fuji.
Jim Combs		Atari.The Legend Will Never Die.
Joe Grand		Because the new games suck.
Joe Grand		I can't believe I paid $15 for this shirt.
Joe Grand		I'm with stupid ---->
Joe Grand		1980 wasn't -that- long ago.
Joe Grand		Nostalgia for old people.
Joe Grand		Reliving the era of classic gaming.
Joe Grand		Purveyors of finely crafted classic gaming news.
Joe Kollar		Good games only need 1 red Button.
Joe Kollar		ATARI: The Manuals were longer then the code.
Joe Kollar		Square Boxes + Crappy Sound = Best Atari Game Ever.
Joe Kollar		AtariAge: Because everything in life should be covered in woodgrain and come with paddles.
Joe Kollar		AtariAge: Because Only Geeks Bought An Odyssey 2.
John Wright		Act Your Age!
Jose Olivera Jr.		Atariage: The best Atari site on all the Internet!
Kevin Bunch		It's back.
Larry Klukaszewski		Atari: Just Play It!
Marco Kerstens		There can be only one!
Marco Kerstens		When only the best will do!
Marco Kerstens		The Queen of Sites for the King of Consoles.
Marco Kerstens		Back with a Vengeance!
Marco Kerstens		Whakka, whakka, whakka.
Mark Androvich		Show Your Age.
Mark Androvich		Don't Be Afraid To Show Your Age.
Mark Androvich		Act Your Age.
Mark Androvich		Not Afraid to Age.
Mark Androvich		Not Afraid of Our Age.
Mark Androvich		Proud of Our Age.
Mark Androvich		The Voice of Our Age.
Matthias David		past, present, ATARI.
Matthias David		Back to the roots, back to Atari.
Matthias David		Today is the past, Atari is the future.
Matthias David		Forget your life, forget your future, forget everything, but never forget Atari.
Matthias David		20 years later, and again an Atari.
Matthias David		Who needs 3D if you have an Atari.
Matthias David		Nostalgia = Atari.
Paul Sanderson		The True Home of Atari.
Paul Vidro		Where the fun never grows old!
Randy Ball		Your Atari misses you.
Rich Stowe		Atari-Some Things Never Go Out of Style
Rick La Fleur		Real men play with their joysticks!
Rob Kelly		Plug and Play.
Ronen Habot		Atari forever...
Ronen Habot		Always Atari.
Ronen Habot		Atari - there's nothing like it.
Russ Perry Jr.		The play's the thing (no matter how big the pixels are).
Steffan Ros		Expiration date: unknown!
Steffan Ros		Atari 1972 - ?
Steffan Ros		Atari: Back to Front!
Steffan Ros		Atari, for pioneers only!
Steffan Ros		Videogames = Atari.
Steffan Ros		Atari, future inspiration!
Steve Anderson		Got fun?
Thomas Jentzsch		One webpage fits it all.
Tom Arnesveen		An informative page for an informative age.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Get Back to Fun, Play Atari!
Tom Cosby Jr.		Atari = Games Everyone Loves.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Revisit the Past and Make the Future with Atari.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Simpler times that were a world of Fun, Atari.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Atari + Games = Fun!
Tom Cosby Jr.		Games that have a Past, Present, and Future.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Always Evolving and Living Strong.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Game Systems that Never grow Obsolete.
Tom Cosby Jr.		Over 30 years and with New Games still Created!
Tom Cosby Jr.		Still Fresh and Full of Life.
Tom Westgate		Atari - it is your father's video game.
Tom Westgate		Atari - it's an attitude.
Trenton Ray		Woodgrain Revival.
Trenton Ray		Atari is an addiction you'll never get over.
Tyler Stoelting		All your Atari is Belong to Us!
Tyler Stoelting		I pitty the fool who don't play Atari!
Tyler Stoelting		If you don't play Atari go to hell!
Tyler Stoelting		I'm an Pole Position // junky.
Tyler Stoelting		Big Red button Baby!
Tyler Stoelting		Yar says "up yours Mario".
Tyler Stoelting		Eat my 16.5 million color dust N64.
Tyler Stoelting		Bigger is Better 'cause I'am the SuperSystem.
Tyler Stoelting		Dont Blame ME! Tramil is the jerk off!
Zanza		Game of the (last) century.
Zanza		Built to last.
Zanza		Come out and play.
Zanza		Play with joy....stick to Atari.
Zanza		Your mom liked it, your dad wins on it, I'm in it!
Zanza		First, last, and always.
Zanza		My Dreamcast is dying.
Zanza		My XBox is already dead.
Zanza		Did you say Playstation?